Random IM Messages

[Ayen]

This thread can be used to post random IM Messages that you find funny and/or interesting. You're all smart people so I'll assume I don't have to tell you to get the permission of the other person you're talking with before posting the message to the general public. Oh. I just did? Well anyway...

Ayen says:
I once read that given an infinite amount of time a group of monkeys could write the entire works of Shakespeare.
The Homicidal Red Head says:
How much time? >.>
Ayen says:
Infinite.
The Homicidal Red Head says:
lolwat
Ayen says:
I also read that gingers have a lower life span than the average human being.
The Homicidal Red Head says:
*grabs knife*

[Silver Eyes]

The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
I suppose.
Though you realize that the average life span of those who befriend a redhead are shorter.
Ayen Jobe says
That's why I have you mark under aquantance.
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
Well played, sir.

[Clash]

ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
fortunately I don't think being an anime fop makes you a badass, so I'd give Clash a good run against him due to Clash being an underdog.

Lol it's because you're good at things other than "ZOMG DEMON AURA ON BULLET PEW PEW SWORD FLIP STALE LINE"
You've covered a full RP range and you're able to come up with great stories and plots
Ayen says:
You just owned most of Frosty characters with that statement.
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
yeah this just went into the "Random IM" Message thread.
Ayen says:
Shit.

[Solomon]

ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
lolz
is it wrong that I'm adding more Clashes to DoA?
I say:
a little
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
is it wrong that one of them is a girl?
I say:
more than likely
i'd say you're going to hell if i believed in a hell
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:

I thought you loved me
I say:
i am incapable of love
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
I thought you liked me?
I say:
i do
all the people i like are going to hell
it's gonna be a party
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
:3
I say:
a "hell" of a party
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
-takes out AK- my response to your statement is... -puts on shades- Automatic.

[Clash]

Nick says:
gotta catch 'em all
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
stds
Nick says:
!
forgot the !
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
only ! if you get caught

[Ayen]

ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
Endgame Clash is using his tornado breath weapon to try and actually stop Aper's supernova wall. He's slowing it slightly.
Ayen says:
Uhh...
Ayen says:
I don't think that would work.
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
that's ok, this is the internet
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
how can that many refugees expect to survive crossing through a fucking tundra while under attack by ice monsters, a flood, and a fucking sun?
Ayen says:
Uhh...
Ayen says:
Fuck you that's how!

[Ayen]

Ayen says:
-puts Ginny in bed and tuck her in-
The Homicidal Red Head says:
Thank choo
The Homicidal Red Head says:
*sleeps*
Ayen says:
-kisses goodnight-
Ayen says:
-gets dick from kissing you and dies-
Ayen says:
...
Ayen says:
*sick

[Silver Eyes]

The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
Miracle got attacked :3

Guill is online
Zira Firestone says
You've activated my trap card.
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
Well he was
OHSHI--
Zira Firestone says
Guill was my trap card.
MIND RAPE!
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
*RAPED*
*gouges out eyes*
*sees apocalypse repeatedly*
*goes emo8
Zira Firestone says
*takes the Mari approach and laughs in the face of apocalypse*
Apocalypse: Hey
Oh sorry, Apocalypse.
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
ROFL

[Silver Eyes]

Amoura: Wahooooo!
06/30/11 01:41 AM
The Master: I'll eat the Atlantians for breakfast. Vampirisim to the end!
06/30/11 01:39 AM
The Master: Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink.
06/30/11 01:39 AM
Rowan: Here.. Maybe this will help you I suppose? ageofgolden.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=race&action=display&thread=5
06/30/11 01:38 AM
Amoura: Oh! *licks it*
06/30/11 01:38 AM
The Master: *pats on the head* Hello, you. *offers a lollipop*
06/30/11 01:37 AM
Amoura: Huh?
06/30/11 01:36 AM
The Master: I loathe that word... really grates on me, man *waves hands in the air*
06/30/11 01:35 AM
The Master: Since when did the Doctor "poop" rainbows?
06/30/11 01:35 AM
The Master: Powers? Such as.. PAZZOW... now you're a middling executive type.
06/30/11 01:34 AM
Rowan: 26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldnaboAriF1qfxioto1_250.gif
06/30/11 01:34 AM
The Master: Ooh-hoo-hoo, I gots some peanuty butterings downstairs to have with me fishfingers.
06/30/11 01:33 AM
Rowan: *if you choose to be
06/30/11 01:33 AM
Rowan: Maybe, if you to be Atlantian, you can have up to two powers.
06/30/11 01:32 AM
Amoura: *noms on peanutbutterjellysammichomnom*
06/30/11 01:32 AM
The Master: Blast and dammit... perhaps I'll make him the god of debauchery.
06/30/11 01:31 AM
Amoura: Oh?
06/30/11 01:31 AM
Rowan: You can have a vampire, but no demons.
06/30/11 01:30 AM
The Master: Haven't had a chance to nose properly although I'd consider putting my demon on there... are you allowed demons?
06/30/11 01:29 AM
The Master: Ooh, might be getting treated to a real Long Island Iced Tea later ^-^
06/30/11 01:29 AM
Rowan: Yeah
06/30/11 01:28 AM
The Master: The Atlantean one?
06/30/11 01:28 AM
The Master: Urm... no portrait, no portrait at all.
06/30/11 01:27 AM
The Master: *laughs maniacally*
06/30/11 01:27 AM
Rowan: You never told me your opinion of that site I was talking about in PM's sometime ago...
06/30/11 01:27 AM
Amoura: What portrait? *has it safely hidden away*
06/30/11 01:27 AM
The Master: Don't stab me portrait, m'lady.
06/30/11 01:26 AM
Amoura: *giggles hysterically*
06/30/11 01:26 AM
The Master: Ta very much ^-^ *snatches up meat cleaver* ... Amethyst...
06/30/11 01:25 AM
Amoura: *places it on table in front of you* Just make sure you don't go hacking me or I'll hunt down the soul you exchanged.
06/30/11 01:25 AM
The Master: I'd make a brilliant Londoner *stares vacantly*
06/30/11 01:24 AM
The Master: You're not going to cleave me hand off when I goes to reach out for it, like, m'love?
06/30/11 01:23 AM
Amoura: I saw it on the floor before I left.
06/30/11 01:22 AM
The Master: O.o
06/30/11 01:22 AM
Amoura: Oh, this meat cleaver? *brandishes it*
06/30/11 01:22 AM
Amoura: Mayhaps.
06/30/11 01:22 AM
The Master: Times like these make you regret leaving your meat cleaver in IAIYM cbox. Blast!
06/30/11 01:21 AM
The Master: Hee-hee. But will they suspect a chain-smoking, velvet-clad Englishman?
06/30/11 01:21 AM
Amoura: *sharpens knife*
06/30/11 01:21 AM
Rowan: Not funny
06/30/11 01:21 AM
The Master: You = Clarice; Me= Hannibal Lecter...Amethyst = ... Food.
06/30/11 01:21 AM
Amoura: No one will suspect a cute lil' red head with curls to be a murdress!
06/30/11 01:20 AM
Amoura: *grins and twirls in her dress* Lovely!
06/30/11 01:20 AM
The Master: You could act all the parts O.O
06/30/11 01:20 AM
The Master: If you like ^-^ Or you could do all the killing and I'll do the dialogue.
06/30/11 01:19 AM
Amoura: I do a good job at being the damsel in distress. *curls her hair
06/30/11 01:19 AM
Amoura: Shall I be the lure?
06/30/11 01:18 AM
The Master: Meh. I'm a child of fads. Disney bores me now, I want to go to Florence and re-enact scenes from Hannibal.
06/30/11 01:17 AM
The Master: library.thinkquest.org/05aug/00160/images/nightingale4.jpg
06/30/11 01:16 AM
Amoura: Oh sing sweeeeeet Nightingale!
06/30/11 01:16 AM
Rowan: I think you would have better fun at Disney World. You complain to me about wanting to go.
06/30/11 01:16 AM
The Master: Nightingale?
06/30/11 01:16 AM
Amoura: *takes Master there*
06/30/11 01:16 AM
The Master: Hot potato. Come on... it's a classic.
06/30/11 01:16 AM
Amoura: Then to Florence we go!
06/30/11 01:15 AM
The Master: I wanna go to Florence! *throws a tantrum*
06/30/11 01:15 AM
The Master: *heard
06/30/11 01:15 AM
Rowan: ?
06/30/11 01:15 AM
The Master: Hehe. Nay, they discovered Marxism and were never the same again.
06/30/11 01:14 AM
The Master: Hot potato *throws slave at Amethyst hoping she's head of the obscure playground game designed to break the wills of British children*
06/30/11 01:14 AM
Rowan:
06/30/11 01:14 AM
Rowan: I figured, you just used your siblings as your slaves.
06/30/11 01:13 AM
The Master: I do, that's why I invested in a Persian midget instead.
06/30/11 01:13 AM
Rowan: Oh kay...
Amoura: Slave?! Where?
06/30/11 01:13 AM
Amoura: Oooh.
06/30/11 01:13 AM
The Master: No. Slave.
06/30/11 01:12 AM
Rowan: I thought you hated cats.
06/30/11 01:12 AM
The Master: Ooh, Turkish Delight is on the coffee come down, perhaps.
06/30/11 01:12 AM
Rowan: You have a Persian cat?
06/30/11 01:12 AM
The Master: Don't call me a Persian, I've already got one.
06/30/11 01:11 AM
Amoura: Uh.
06/30/11 01:11 AM
The Master: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?
06/30/11 01:11 AM
Rowan: Stupid Persian. That one was funny.
06/30/11 01:10 AM
The Master: *blinks* Have I just uncovered an underground fetish? www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3cHNObcEh8
06/30/11 01:09 AM
The Master: Cat who can eat flames, I choose you#; www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Mgu6YZpRs
06/30/11 01:08 AM
Rowan: back
06/30/11 01:06 AM
Rowan: I need another Dr.Pepper. brb
06/30/11 01:05 AM
Amoura: GO FLAMETHROWER!
06/30/11 01:05 AM
Rowan: what do you say? I don't know any swear words that end in e.
06/30/11 01:04 AM
The Master: Hehe, we've both got the dictionary app (even if it is ****e) ^-^
06/30/11 01:03 AM
The Master: Go Syllabub, I choose you *throws pokeball*
06/30/11 01:03 AM
Rowan: I went to the app on my blackberry to get the word of the day on dictionary.com
06/30/11 01:03 AM
The Master: Hahaha. *flurries the pages*
06/30/11 01:02 AM
The Master: I went forward in time, took your online dictionary suggestion, went back in time, shouted it, then created a mini-paradox.
06/30/11 01:02 AM
Amoura: Boatfemale! Who needs a Thesaurus when I can conjure up my own dastardly tricks?!
06/30/11 01:01 AM
Rowan: Master, how did you get Aphorism? That's Dictionary.com's word of the day...
06/30/11 01:01 AM
The Master: *repeats randomising steps* Yachtwoman! Ha! Thesaurus that!
06/30/11 12:59 AM
Amoura: *opens her Thesaurus* Adage!
06/30/11 12:59 AM
The Master: It's the twenty-six, complete OED edition O.O *starts throwing dictionaries*
06/30/11 12:59 AM
Rowan: You need a dictionary? Its called www.dictionary.com
06/30/11 12:58 AM
The Master: *dusts off and opens at random page, points randomly and opens eyes* Aphorism!
06/30/11 12:57 AM
Amoura: Your dictionary is no match for my Thesaurus!
06/30/11 12:57 AM
The Master: Ach! *throws salmon at Amethyst* Cover me, while I find the dictionary! *scurries off*
06/30/11 12:57 AM
Amoura: And thus, tuna conquers all! Including the sandwich!

[Ayen]

Ayen says:
-has sex with you-
Zira Firestone says:
*likes it*
Ayen says:
Shortest. Sex. Ever.
Zira Firestone says:
Yep.

[Silver Eyes]

Asteria
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
Ooohh.
Guillaume Lavoie says
the titan of falling stars
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
Fitting.
Guillaume Lavoie says
if memory serves right XD
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
Gooooooogle time!
Guillaume Lavoie says
google time
OHHH YOU
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
YOU!
Guillaume Lavoie says
AHHHHH

The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
STOP IT!
MY THOUGHTS ARE MY THOUGHTS! *vulcan grip*
"of the stars, starry one"
Guillaume Lavoie says
I have shaped your every thought since the last three years
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
...holy shit it's been three years already?
Guillaume Lavoie says
I dictate your thoughts... bitch XD
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
HEY!
Okay, then what am I thinking now?
Guillaume Lavoie says
how true that statement actually is XD
or about kitties
and rainbows for some reason
somehow its all very GAY
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
NOPE! I'M THINKING OF TA--*fwomp!* OH GOD
Guillaume Lavoie says

The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
*flails under the sea of flowers* Get me oooout! *pokes arms up*
Are you thinking "Random Convo Thread"?
Guillaume Lavoie says
huh
YEAH
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
*stares* I've got three words for you that'll end this.
Guillaume Lavoie says

The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
*takes in a deep breath*
ZEEKY-BOOGY-DOOG!

[Miracle]

I say:
I think Zira is going to end up being seduced by Maricul.
Guillaume says:
uh oh lesbianism
I say:
She's just....
So hot!
I want her to bend me over and spank me.
I mean
Zira.
Guillaume says:
of course
you`re such a lesbian for miracle
MARICUL

[Silver Eyes]

Jul 3, 2011 22:36:03 GMT -6 Miracle said:

I say:
I think Zira is going to end up being seduced by Maricul.
Guillaume says:
uh oh lesbianism
I say:
She's just....
So hot!
I want her to bend me over and spank me.
I mean
Zira.
Guillaume says:
of course
you`re such a lesbian for miracle
MARICUL

I lol'ed. SO. Hard.

[Aper]

It's such a legitimate typo too. You knew something like that was bound to happen at some point.

[Sparda]

Chloe: AW SHIT IT'S CHLOE!
Chloe: Yeah that doesn't have the same ring to it.
Ross: *Takes a blowtorch to Chloe's head*
Chloe: *Hair burns off* YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Ross: Never gets old. *Returns to lurking*