Random IM Messages

[Silver Eyes]

You evil bastard. xD

[Sparda]

Ross:
*Clash just lets the good times roll, really.
*But we can safely say shit has gone down when he gets serious.
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway:
*true, though that might be giving him too much credit.
Ross:
*How's that? The victory over Maya was pretty much entirely on him.
*Dance with the Devil might've gone on for another three pages were it not for that play.
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway:
*Fish joke of the year: it was a Fluke
Ross:
*...
*Definitely going in Random IM Messages.
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway:
*as it should

[Silver Eyes]

The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
Pretty much. You'll be chasing her off.
Oh and.
BOTHER. BOTHER. BOTHER. BOTHER. BOTHER. BOTHER.
Ross says
*Portals a pipe bomb with a one-second fuse into your bra*
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
THE SOURCE OF THE TIC--*EXPLODES*

[The Blind Assassin]

ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
20:03:12

I say:
20:21:08
ginny's face
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
20:21:18
I ripped it off
I say:
20:23:16
neat
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
20:23:48
I was all "Give me your face" and she was all "no" and I ripped it off and then I blew up chicago
20:25:37
actually I have a stomach ache and I feel sick and tired
I say:
20:35:45
you blew up chicago?
bastard
prepare to die!
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
20:36:10
*prepares to die, is feeling pretty crap so doesn't take long to prepare*
I say:
20:36:46
*loses interest in killing you and goes back to the movie where kids are being ripped out of planes by giant black monsters with tentacles*
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
20:37:17
ooh, a porno!
*eats popcorn*
I say:
20:49:51
nah some stupid kid's imagination came to life and it made a 2 hour movie
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
20:50:07
and they called it "Avatar"
I say:
20:50:29
i said a "2" hour movie
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
20:50:34
=D

[Clash]

ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
yeah.. Though there are others involved in the thread who might want to talk, then again Clash has responses for Amoura that might cheer you up
The Homicidal Red Head says:
Awesome.
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
also the entire thread The Sharky Empire... probably the funniest thread since Amoura hooked up with Sparda and the had little baby Argus
The Homicidal Red Head says:
ROOOOOOOFL
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
*puts that in the random IM messages*
The Homicidal Red Head says:
k

[Ayen]

Ayen says:
...Tori doesn't like heights
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
Most unfortunate
Ayen says:
And Super Girl just lifted her up into the air o.o
Ayen says:
Tori gonna freak out!
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
Nope... Can't think of any innuendos for that, but lol, hilarity insues
Ayen says:
Can't think of any innuendos?
Ayen says:
This is going into Random IMs.
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
...
ಠ_ರೃ Michael Greenaway says:
you'll pay for this, Captain planet.

[Sparda]

The Homicidal Red Head says:
*hey ross
*ross
Ross says:
*Wut?
The Homicidal Red Head says:
*hi i'm a rioter and stupid
*BURN ALL THE THINGS!
Ross says:
*
The Homicidal Red Head says:
*who cares that these shops ARE NEEDED SINCE I WANT TO BURN ALL THE THINGS
Ross says:
*Who cares that cops are dying BURN ALL THE THINGS
The Homicidal Red Head says:
*Who cares if people are losing their homes and jobs BURN ALL THE THINGS
Ross says:
*Who cares if we're making Britain the laughing stock of the civilised world BURN ALL THE THINGS
*FOR TEH LULZ
The Homicidal Red Head says:
*Who cares if we're gonna get shot, kill more people and leave families without parents? BURN ALL THE THINGS!
Ross says:
*...Yeah this needs to go in Random IM Messages.
*FUCK YEAH POLITICAL STATEMENT

[Silver Eyes]

Alexis Malaware says
would have left jherrazad alone but i remember there being mention of a black castle so i painted the tallest looking tower and hope nobody will care that it doesn't look like a castle
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
Y THERE NO PRINCESS IN IT
Alexis Malaware says
blame ranko
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
FUCK
Alexis Malaware says
fuck ranko? i don't think she'd know how to perform
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
Damn, you are right.
'cuz she'd do it
LIKE A VIRGIN! HEY! TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!
Alexis Malaware says
*smacks* no!
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
*smacked* *moans*
Alexis Malaware says
and somehow i still get more action out of you than ayen does
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
I know right?
Wait...
Alexis Malaware says
that's right
feel the wrong
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
*returns* I felt the wrong and I don't wanna be right.
Alexis Malaware says
i'll be gentle
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
you promise?
Alexis Malaware says
i promise
The Homicidal Red Head Eats Souls says
ok

[Sparda]

The Homicidal Red Head says:
*You.
Ross says:
*Me?
The Homicidal Red Head says:
*I have soup. It's fucking amazing.
Ross says:
*(Y)

[Ayen]

Gustaff-Mike Greenaway says:
Genius's face is on my screen for your Rakno knighting Clash post. Genius Knighted Clash and she's giving a sarcastic look as well
Ayen says:
That's perfect!

[Ayen]

Ayen says:
Actually if I didn't know any better I'd say the universe in conspiring against the Arashi plot.
The Homicidal says:
Oh?
The Homicidal says:
o.o
Ayen says:
-it draws near-
You: I want to do other things first.
-it draws near-
You: Gui's busy.
-it draws near-
You: BF lol
The Homicidal says:
ROFL

[Silver Eyes]

The Homicidal Red Head says

I have no soul. Remember?
Greg S. says
I have a soul
It's sitting in the parking lot right now.
You dun get it, do you?
The Homicidal Red Head says
No.
Greg S. says
I drive a Kia Soul
The Homicidal Red Head says
...
*punch* Bad pun.
Greg S. says
LOL
I've got more
The Homicidal Red Head says
No.
*prepares the wife beater*
*and the brass knuckles*
Greg S. says
Like, on my trip to Orlando, there was another person who owned the SAME color Soul I did. So I parked mine next to his every time we came back from the parks.
The Homicidal Red Head says
Stalker.
Greg S. says
I left a note that said "My Soul is lonely, can I park it next to yours?"
The Homicidal Red Head says
...
*punch*
Greg S. says
Ow

[Alex]

Gustaff says:
16:02:57
what would Maricul do with two sharks?
I say:
16:03:25
you really wanna know?
Gustaff says:
16:03:34
yep
I say:
16:03:43
play shark attack! *has the sharks fight each other*
Gustaff says:
16:05:48
while that is quite awesome, I figured she'd try to recruit others to her cause or find her daughter
I say:
16:06:22
no
shark attack

[Veran]

No laserbeams?

[Clash]

Michael says:
I'm wearing that dress you got me...
The Homicidal says:
o.o wat
Michael says:
the black one you got me in paris. I'm wearing it just for you
The Homicidal says:
Uh.
That's nice
Michael says:
remember Paris? The lights? The sounds?
you held me in your big strong arms and whispered in my ear...
"I lost the game"
The Homicidal says:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU