Random IM Messages

[Ayen]

[1:39:38 PM] ToriJ: Lily could end up with a girl crush on Integra. When she's with the others she'll be going on about how awesome she is.
[1:40:00 PM] Sebastian: ....... Integra would... I don't evenknow... XD
[1:40:22 PM] ToriJ: Nex, "If you love her so much why don't you marry her?"
Lily, "I would but she's Catholic."
Mary, "Not to mention the age difference..."
[1:41:06 PM] Sebastian: Sebastian: -suddenly appears- Not to mention your life with her would be short.
[1:43:07 PM] ToriJ: Mary, "Ahh!" *hides under the couch*
Nex, "Look what you gone and did now. You scared Mary. You're all right, Sebastian."
Lily, "Is that supposed to be a threat?"
[1:43:44 PM] Sebastian: No, not a threat, milady. A warning. Integra's days are limited.
[1:43:48 PM] Sebastian: -walks off-
[1:45:50 PM] ToriJ: Lily: *glares at Sebastian*
Mary: W-what was that supposed to mean?
Nex: My guess is lung cancer.

[sebastian]

This is what happens on Skype... We get bored... and talk about crushes on Integra and lung cancer.

[Sparda]

Cazador: I'm Cazador and welcome to Jackass. *Points and laughs at Legion*

[Lamia]

Miracle: So, if everything Eos touch turns to glass...
Miracle: What happens if she touches herself?
Garrus: It'd be the shortest masturbation session ever.

[Sparda]

Miracle: Alex is a Vulture spy!
Garrus: I've known it all along.
Alex: If I'm a Vulture where are my wings and talons?
Me: Dun! Dun! Duuuuuuuuuuuun!
--- *Returns to nomming pizza*
Miracle: You're hiding them in your hammer space.
--- Wait, there's something more important now.
--- Ross has pizza.
Alex: Ooh, pizza.
Garrus: Hand over the pizza, Ross.
Me: You're not having it.
Garrus: *Aims gun at Ross*
Me: It's mine, I tell you!
--- *Flees with my pizza*
Miracle: *Aims holy stick at Ross*
--- Get him!
--- *Chases Ross to Benny Hill music*
Me: Go get your own!
Garrus: *Shakes fist as he gives chase*
Alex: *Has already swapped Ross' pizza with a grenade*
Me: Oh shi-
Alex: *Watches Ross and those chasing him go boom*
Me:
Miracle:
Garrus:
Alex: My pizza now.

[Kira Yamato]

Jaden Yuki: I blame you.
Ariel: Me?
Jaden Yuki: Yes
Ariel: I did nothing...
Ariel: that you can prove.
Ariel: You have no proof!
Jaden Yuki: Oh yea. *Holds up a file.*
Ariel: But other than that you have no proof.

[Silver Eyes]

7 Nov 12, 06:59 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: *falls off her bed, laughing hysterically*
7 Nov 12, 06:59 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: damn university, trying to make me gayer than I need to be.
7 Nov 12, 06:59 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: believe it or not I'm actually going to watch brokeback mountain as part of a school project...
7 Nov 12, 06:58 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: YOU CANNOT RESIST ME! THAT'S WHAT!
7 Nov 12, 06:58 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: Now I have to go
7 Nov 12, 06:58 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: I LOVE YOU MORE!
7 Nov 12, 06:58 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?!
7 Nov 12, 06:58 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: I DO!
7 Nov 12, 06:58 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: But you love me anyways! :heart:
7 Nov 12, 06:58 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: <3
7 Nov 12, 06:58 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: *from megaphone atop the bunker* Shortest. Conversation. Ever. And loudest.
7 Nov 12, 06:58 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: Moral of the story is, you're a bitch.
7 Nov 12, 06:57 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: That kind of sums it up.
7 Nov 12, 06:57 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: *Bang**Bang**Bang**Bang**Bang**Bang**Bang**Bang**Bang**Bang**Bang**Bang*
7 Nov 12, 06:57 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: *Bang*
7 Nov 12, 06:57 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: *dives into bunker*
7 Nov 12, 06:57 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: No we don't! *seeks safety*
7 Nov 12, 06:57 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: *Takes aim* Okay, here's what I wanted to say...
7 Nov 12, 06:57 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: Something happened and I think we need to talk about it.
7 Nov 12, 06:57 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: *from far away* Yes, sweetheart?
7 Nov 12, 06:56 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: *Shoots in the air* Oh, hey Amoura? Sweetie?
7 Nov 12, 06:56 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: We need to talk about this!
7 Nov 12, 06:56 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: *ohgodrunsfasterohgod*
7 Nov 12, 06:56 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: *Cocks gun*
7 Nov 12, 06:56 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: Come back here Amoura.
7 Nov 12, 06:56 PM
[×] [o] Ross: lol
7 Nov 12, 06:56 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: *grabs gun*
7 Nov 12, 06:56 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: *runs for her life*
7 Nov 12, 06:56 PM
[×] [o] Ranka: ...
7 Nov 12, 06:56 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: *grabs the diamond dust and sprinkles it over Gui* AMG IT'S EDWARD CULLEN.

[Silver Eyes]

12 Nov 12, 01:58 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: *falls over*
12 Nov 12, 01:58 PM
[×] [o] Raal: *slides off*
12 Nov 12, 01:58 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: Please don't slytherin.
12 Nov 12, 01:57 PM
[×] [o] Raal: Loooove yooooou ssssssso muuuch....
12 Nov 12, 01:57 PM
[×] [o] Amoura: @_@
12 Nov 12, 01:56 PM
[×] [o] Raal: *hugs Amoura... as a python*
12 Nov 12, 01:55 PM
[×] [o] Amoura:

[Silver Eyes]

Guill: I thought the story was really terrible in comparison to Diablo 2 to be honnest

Me: Yes. It was terrible.
All of a sudden "LOL I BTRY U GAIZ" "o fak u ya whore u got shged bi diablu"

Gui: Dekart Cain got capped by a disney butterfly villain
I can't believe I said capped

Me: ROFL
Aaaaaaand saved.

[Ayen]

*Interrupting Arix during one of his bio making sessions*

[3:34:25 PM] ToriJ: HAI!
[3:34:38 PM] Lord of Cake: FUCKYOusoMuchIhopeyouDieinAPITofDICKS

[Ayen]

Lori and Sebastian has been 'playing' until...

27 Nov 12, 02:26 PM
[×] [o] Lori: *gets pregnant*
27 Nov 12, 02:26 PM
[×] [o] Lori: Oh dear.
27 Nov 12, 02:26 PM
[×] [o] Hemera: O.o
27 Nov 12, 02:26 PM
[×] [o] Sebastian Michaelis: :3
27 Nov 12, 02:26 PM
[×] [o] Sebastian Michaelis: Demon babeh
27 Nov 12, 02:26 PM
[×] [o] Hemera: That was awfully quick
27 Nov 12, 02:26 PM
[×] [o] Tony Stark: Sebastian french fried when he should have pizzed.

[Silver Eyes]

sebastian: .............. -sets off Plague again-
[11:38 PM] sebastian: Uh... Whoops
[11:38 PM] capn: How do you "whoops" a plague
[11:38 PM] sebastian: Didn't meanto do that I swear
[11:38 PM] saffronviole: It's like how I accidentally my whole arm
[11:38 PM] sebastian: ....... Yeah, it just happens\
[11:39 PM] capn: You don't just go out for a walk and trip over a walk and then BAM plague
[11:39 PM] sebastian: More like....
[11:39 PM] sebastian: -see dirt-
[11:39 PM] saffronviole: Well it's more like
[11:39 PM] saffronviole: I wake up in the morning
[11:39 PM] sebastian: -Cleans it with bacteria-
[11:39 PM] saffronviole: and BAM plague
[11:39 PM] sebastian: :3
[11:39 PM] capn: Makes sense.
[11:39 PM] capn: *no not really*
[11:39 PM] sebastian: Alucard: The Hell did you eat last night, Sebs?!
[11:39 PM] sebastian: Um.....
[11:39 PM] capn: A good question.
[11:39 PM] sebastian: Maricul
[11:40 PM] sebastian: :3
[11:40 PM] capn: ...............hah
[11:40 PM] sebastian: FUCK NO

What happens in tinychat never really stays in tinychat...

[Gabrielle]

I'm really digging the suits.

Blah. I'm just as bad as the writers from Supernatural.

[Silver Eyes]

Yeah, it was an interesting and fun night xD

[Ayen]

[8:58:11 PM] Sebastian: Tori doesn't want to give up her soul, does she?
[8:59:09 PM] ToriJ: She might if it means the betterment of her home and Genesis.
[9:00:11 PM] Sebastian: After what happened with Integra? Maybe not so much.
[9:00:20 PM] Sebastian: Especially considering he's still afflicted by the Nightmare
[9:01:03 PM] ToriJ: Then he's damaged goods. Time to put him down like I put Superwoman down.
[9:01:17 PM] Sebastian: XD
[9:01:26 PM] Sebastian: Whatcha gonna do about it, Tori? Heh
[9:03:27 PM] ToriJ: Just have Thor hit you with the hammer.
[9:03:44 PM] Sebastian: -woudl watch hammer dent itself on his skull-
[9:03:56 PM] ToriJ: I should make that guy staff just so 'ban hammer' can be redefine.
[9:04:11 PM] Sebastian: 0_O........
[9:04:32 PM] ToriJ: Ah spoken like someone who doesn't know the power of the Mjolnir.
[9:04:41 PM] Sebastian: ...............................
[9:04:50 PM] Sebastian: -leaves to go kill self-