Random IM Messages

[Kragen]

Ex Soldier says
I think I'm going to regret replying to a Drake thread with a lady
Utena Tenjou says
Uh oh!
Drake's gonna fuck her
Ex Soldier says
She's Meryl's stepmother
....
Drake's gonna fuck her
Utena Tenjou says
We should recruit him for when The End attacks
When the going get tough
FUCK IT!

[Tenjou, Utena]

And continuing from that...

Utena Tenjou says
Drake White versus Eos
Tori J says
Oh, God.
I can see it now.
Drake took Eos' by the hand feeling the taste of her ice cold skin as his lips brushed off it, dancing with her beneath the bleeding moon before laying her down against the soil and went in unto her, desolating the surrounding city as he embraced her. Embraced the End.
Utena Tenjou says
O_______O
Tori J says
I've been reading a lot of depraved sex acts in the bible lately.

[Miracle]

Zira Firestone says
Jesus powers activate!
Oh no!
My Jesus powers aren't working!
Chloe Corner says
lol
Quick get the Jesus Juice
Zira Firestone says
Miracle drinks the Jesus Juice
And goes through the Popeye the Sailor Man transformation!
Remember to drink your Jesus Juice, kids.

[Kara]

Tori J says
I got Kragen to NPC the Colonel.
Super Woman says
Cool
Tori J says
She's bringing Rose into it as the step mom so next time Drake talks with Meryl he'll be all, "I met your step mom. Nice lady."
Super Woman says
Meryl, "Did you fuck her?"
Tori J says
"What kind of a question is that?"
"Of course I fucked her."

[Silver Eyes]

The Homicidal Red Head says
Maybe she can worship Superwoman? xD
Zira Firestone says
Miracle: She too is a false god. All the gods are frauds! *goes into a deep depression*
The Homicidal Red Head says
Awe xD
Zira Firestone says
Miracle *starts doing bad things since there's no god*
The Homicidal Red Head says
D:
No!
Zira Firestone says
Miracle: *starts touching herself* Oi, I'm 12 and what is- O__________O!
The Homicidal Red Head says
ROFL
XD
So WRONG but so FUNNY
Zira Firestone says
I'm loaning that to Ayen for a possible future Detachment.
The Homicidal Red Head says
Aaaaand, random messages.

[Elena]

Tom and I have a conversation entirely in Derpgauge.

ToriJ says
Derp.
Alyssa Harper says
Derp.
ToriJ says
Derp derp derp?
Alyssa Harper says
Derp. Derp?
ToriJ says
Derp derp derp. Derp derp derp derp derp?
Alyssa Harper says
Derping Derp's derp derp derping derp derp derp.
ToriJ says
derp!
Derp derp derp derp, derp derp?
Alyssa Harper says
Derp. Derp, derp derp derp.
ToriJ says
Derp derping derp derp derp derp Derp. Derping derp derp derp derp derp.
Alyssa Harper says
Derp derps derp derp derp derp derp derp.
ToriJ says
Derp derp.
Derp derp derping derp derp derp.
Derping derp derp derping derp Derp derp Derp derp Derp.
Alyssa Harper says
Derp.
Derping derp derp derp Derp derp derp derp derp derp derps derp derp.
ToriJ says
Derp derp.
Alyssa Harper says
Derp derp.

[frosty225]

And that's Ayen in a nutshell

[Chloe/Kat]

Empress Chloe says
*grabs you*
*dips you*
*kisses*
The Homicidal Red Head says

Empress Chloe says
*spins away*
The Homicidal Red Head says
OH GAWDS!
*dies*
Empress Chloe says
I have stolen a kiss from Amoura's lips!
The Homicidal Red Head says
Ayen got there first.
Empress Chloe says
Wait, wat?
The Homicidal Red Head says
=D
Empress Chloe says
When did Ayen kissed you?
The Homicidal Red Head says
Years ago.
It was magical.
We danced under the moonlight, and in a tender voice he whispered in my ear:
You just lost The Game.
Empress Chloe says
....
The Homicidal Red Head says
=D
Empress Chloe says
This never happened, did it?
The Homicidal Red Head says
No xD
Empress Chloe says
You have until the count of 10.
1
2
The Homicidal Red Head says

*RUNS*
Empress Chloe says
3
4
5
The Homicidal Red Head says
*builds a big-ass bunker*
Empress Chloe says
6
The Homicidal Red Head says
*surrounds herself with an army*
Empress Chloe says
7
The Homicidal Red Head says
*and ranka*
Empress Chloe says
8
9
10
The Homicidal Red Head says
*and a random hot chick*?
Empress Chloe says
*goes supernova*
The Homicidal Red Head says
XD

[Silver Eyes]

Tori J says
A wild Ginny appears.
The Homicidal Red Head says
It uses bath salts!
*eats your face*
Tori J says
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
*dies*
The Homicidal Red Head says

...wait.
D:

[frosty225]

[8/7/2012 9:25:43 PM] Virginia Hutchings: Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodie.
[8/7/2012 9:27:22 PM] Virginia Hutchings: I hear pepper spray does wonders for the eyes.
[8/7/2012 9:27:32 PM] Anthony Redgrave: lol I do too...
[8/7/2012 9:27:35 PM] Anthony Redgrave: wanna test it?
[8/7/2012 9:27:41 PM] Virginia Hutchings: *puts on glasses*
[8/7/2012 9:27:41 PM] Virginia Hutchings: k
[8/7/2012 9:28:15 PM] Anthony Redgrave: -takes small can with pepper-spray written on it and sprays-
[8/7/2012 9:28:23 PM] Anthony Redgrave: -turns out it's yellow paint-
[8/7/2012 9:28:31 PM] Anthony Redgrave: trollface.jpg
[8/7/2012 9:28:33 PM] Virginia Hutchings: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! I CA N'T SEE!
[8/7/2012 9:28:39 PM] Virginia Hutchings: I CAN'T SEE!
[8/7/2012 9:28:43 PM] Anthony Redgrave: XD
[8/7/2012 9:29:11 PM] Virginia Hutchings: *You've angered The Homicidal Red Head* DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE!
[8/7/2012 9:29:33 PM] Anthony Redgrave: -you trip over a master ball and are captured-
[8/7/2012 9:29:47 PM] Virginia Hutchings: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Silver Eyes]

I hate you so much.

[dmc89]

Aug 12, 2012 18:37:24 GMT -6 Silver Eyes said:

I hate you so much.

(^.^)<3

[Silver Eyes]

Aug 13, 2012 4:17:16 GMT -6 @dmc89 said:

Aug 12, 2012 18:37:24 GMT -6 Silver Eyes said:

I hate you so much.

(^.^)<3

*jabs a lit cigarette in your eye*

[dmc89]

-hapkido's the fuck out of you, takes cigarette and begins to smoke it- Thanks ^^

[Silver Eyes]

Aug 16, 2012 12:30:45 GMT -6 @dmc89 said:

-hapkido's the fuck out of you, takes cigarette and begins to smoke it- Thanks ^^

*sits in front of you and eats KFC* I'm onto you, bitch. I'm onto you...