Random IM Messages

[Ayen]

Ayen says:
You ahve a webcam?
*have
Alexis Malaware says:
what?
no i don't
Ayen says:
But it just said you had a webcam.
Alexis Malaware says:
i don't though
Ayen says:
Well let see.

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Alexis Malaware says:
told you i don't have a webcam
Ayen says:
Well that's just weird.
Alexis Malaware says:
i think ebuddy is being a n00b
Ayen says:
I guess.
And here I was all excited about the idea of seeing you.
Alexis Malaware says:
better luck next time

[Ayen]

<*_*> says:
what's up?
Ayen says:
Um... do not recognize name.
<*_*> says:
when was the last time you had sex?
Ayen says:
Who are you?
<*_*> says:
i fuck myself.. all the time online lol
Ayen says:
Why are you telling me this?
<*_*> says:
lets play dirty on webcam do you have one?
Ayen says:
No.
<*_*> says:
here let me show you my cam. lol.. youll get to see every inch of me
Ayen says:
No I'm good.

Then I blocked her. No idea how she got on my MSN to begin with.

[Silver Eyes]

The Homicidal says: (5:37:41 PM)
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME! 

Gregory says: (5:38:00 PM)
AW FUK

Gregory says: (5:38:02 PM)
ENGAGE EMERGENCY ESCAPE PLAN DELTA OMEGA FIVE APPLE

The Homicidal says: (5:38:20 PM)
COUNTER ESCAPE WITH PLAN ALPHA ALPHA SIX SIX SIX ORANGE

Gregory says: (5:38:36 PM)
CONTINGENCY PLAN CATTLE DRIVE

The Homicidal says: (5:38:51 PM)
*UNLEASHES HELL*! FUCK YOUR PLANS!

The Homicidal says: (5:40:04 PM)
I win. Oh, wait, that means hell will take over earth.

Gregory says: (5:40:31 PM)
or cthulu

The Homicidal says: (5:40:54 PM)
AAAAHHHHHHH!~!!!!!

Gregory says: (5:42:55 PM)
Yus

Gregory says: (5:43:00 PM)
You have unleashed the dark lord Cthulu

The Homicidal says: (5:43:33 PM)
Hubby~<3 *pounces on Cthulu*

Gregory says: (5:44:16 PM)
Ah hell

Gregory says: (5:44:19 PM)
*Runs*

The Homicidal says: (5:44:22 PM)
We make many raping babies!

[Silver Eyes]

The Homicidal says: (7:42:39 PM)
I'm almost a senior in college so...

Gustaff says: (7:42:50 PM)
does that mean you have a sombrero and a curly mustache?

The Homicidal says: (7:43:05 PM)
No

The Homicidal says: (7:43:12 PM)
Just a cup of ramen noodles and a blanket to fend off the cold

Gustaff says: (7:44:24 PM)
*puts the blanket on you like a Poncho* now say "si"

The Homicidal says: (7:44:47 PM)
...si v.v

Gustaff says: (7:45:05 PM)
you are now a senior

The Homicidal says: (7:45:12 PM)
Senorita!

The Homicidal says: (7:45:18 PM)
BIIIIITCH D< *hits with trumpet*

Gustaff says: (7:45:31 PM)
*dances around your hat when trumpeted*

The Homicidal says: (7:45:38 PM)
o.o

The Homicidal says: (7:45:45 PM)
fo.of I'm a creeper.

Gustaff says: (7:46:01 PM)
sssssssss... nice everything you got here...

Gustaff says: (7:46:11 PM)
creepers are more [ono]

The Homicidal says: (7:46:20 PM)
f o.o f *does the creep*

[Ayen]

Ayen says:
Ginny and I shared our first kiss.
It was a magical moment I'll never forget.
I went in to make my move, she stabbed me and our lips met while I fell to the ground gagging. *sighs in content*
Gustaff says:
o.o

---

Ginny and I are just meant to be.

[Silver Eyes]

Jan 15, 2012 12:26:36 GMT -6 Ayen said:

Ayen says:
Ginny and I shared our first kiss.
It was a magical moment I'll never forget.
I went in to make my move, she stabbed me and our lips met while I fell to the ground gagging. *sighs in content*
Gustaff says:
o.o

---

Ginny and I are just meant to be.

I also had the NIDS virus on my lips. GG.

[Clash]

Jan 15, 2012 12:26:36 GMT -6 Ayen said:

Ayen says:
Ginny and I shared our first kiss.
It was a magical moment I'll never forget.
I went in to make my move, she stabbed me and our lips met while I fell to the ground gagging. *sighs in content*
Gustaff says:
o.o

---

Ginny and I are just meant to be.

But Ginny is MINE! She taught me how to do the Creep!

[Silver Eyes]

The Homicidal says: (4:00:30 PM)
Who the hell is this?

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:00:47 PM)
hiiii I've been looking for u!

The Homicidal says: (4:01:01 PM)
What the hell do you want?

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:01:08 PM)
Hey there. hope u dont mind chatting with a spiteful horny girl. So how r you??

The Homicidal says: (4:01:12 PM)
...

The Homicidal says: (4:01:21 PM)
I hope you get an STD and die.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:01:22 PM)
Ya i know it's random, but my asshole ex cheated on ME so im on a manhunt haha... i found ur username on a MSN male directory, I'm Gabby, you are? =D

The Homicidal says: (4:01:30 PM)
I'm not a guy.

The Homicidal says: (4:01:34 PM)
Dumb bitch.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:01:38 PM)
i c.. Where do u live? i am bored at home...and this usually gets me in trouble ;-) esp since I'm single and sexually deprived :-(

The Homicidal says: (4:01:48 PM)
So am I but you don't see me going around being a slut.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:01:58 PM)
mhhm make me your slut

The Homicidal says: (4:02:14 PM)
Yeah, you need an STD that'll kill you off.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:02:23 PM)
are ya on any online dating sites?? u seem fun. i just took sum naughty pics and put them on my ComeHookup profile.. want to see??? hehe

The Homicidal says: (4:02:35 PM)
Nope. You're probably as hideous as the rest of them =D

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:02:45 PM)
Ok, go here, let me know what ya think .. U might have to make an account if you dont have one already. It takes literally 1 min and it's 100% free!

The Homicidal says: (4:02:53 PM)
Hey, whore.

The Homicidal says: (4:02:58 PM)
Get a life and a killer STD. =D

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:03:02 PM)
I'll be your whore

The Homicidal says: (4:03:10 PM)
No thanks.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:03:20 PM)
no worries..thouhght u wanted to see me naked ..

The Homicidal says: (4:03:22 PM)
Nope.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:03:33 PM)
gimme ur username when u signup so i can send u a friend request, if u like my pics mebe we can get to know each other more ... cool? ;-)

The Homicidal says: (4:03:39 PM)
LOL NO

The Homicidal says: (4:03:42 PM)
Bitch.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:03:47 PM)
im putting up sum more naughty pictures i just took, would like to get your opinion..k?

The Homicidal says: (4:03:50 PM)
This is entertaining. Keep going. 

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:04:00 PM)
did u make ur account??

The Homicidal says: (4:04:09 PM)
Yeah it's "Wowyoureadumbfuck".

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:04:18 PM)
k

The Homicidal says: (4:04:25 PM)
Wow, you're a dumbfuck.

[Kragen]

Feb 16, 2012 18:08:57 GMT -6 Silver Eyes said:

The Homicidal says: (4:00:30 PM)
Who the hell is this?

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:00:47 PM)
hiiii I've been looking for u!

The Homicidal says: (4:01:01 PM)
What the hell do you want?

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:01:08 PM)
Hey there. hope u dont mind chatting with a spiteful horny girl. So how r you??

The Homicidal says: (4:01:12 PM)
...

The Homicidal says: (4:01:21 PM)
I hope you get an STD and die.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:01:22 PM)
Ya i know it's random, but my asshole ex cheated on ME so im on a manhunt haha... i found ur username on a MSN male directory, I'm Gabby, you are? =D

The Homicidal says: (4:01:30 PM)
I'm not a guy.

The Homicidal says: (4:01:34 PM)
Dumb bitch.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:01:38 PM)
i c.. Where do u live? i am bored at home...and this usually gets me in trouble ;-) esp since I'm single and sexually deprived :-(

The Homicidal says: (4:01:48 PM)
So am I but you don't see me going around being a slut.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:01:58 PM)
mhhm make me your slut

The Homicidal says: (4:02:14 PM)
Yeah, you need an STD that'll kill you off.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:02:23 PM)
are ya on any online dating sites?? u seem fun. i just took sum naughty pics and put them on my ComeHookup profile.. want to see??? hehe

The Homicidal says: (4:02:35 PM)
Nope. You're probably as hideous as the rest of them =D

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:02:45 PM)
Ok, go here, let me know what ya think .. U might have to make an account if you dont have one already. It takes literally 1 min and it's 100% free!

The Homicidal says: (4:02:53 PM)
Hey, whore.

The Homicidal says: (4:02:58 PM)
Get a life and a killer STD. =D

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:03:02 PM)
I'll be your whore

The Homicidal says: (4:03:10 PM)
No thanks.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:03:20 PM)
no worries..thouhght u wanted to see me naked ..

The Homicidal says: (4:03:22 PM)
Nope.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:03:33 PM)
gimme ur username when u signup so i can send u a friend request, if u like my pics mebe we can get to know each other more ... cool? ;-)

The Homicidal says: (4:03:39 PM)
LOL NO

The Homicidal says: (4:03:42 PM)
Bitch.

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:03:47 PM)
im putting up sum more naughty pictures i just took, would like to get your opinion..k?

The Homicidal says: (4:03:50 PM)
This is entertaining. Keep going.�

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:04:00 PM)
did u make ur account??

The Homicidal says: (4:04:09 PM)
Yeah it's "Wowyoureadumbfuck".

[e-mail] (E-mail Address Not Verified) says: (4:04:18 PM)
k

The Homicidal says: (4:04:25 PM)
Wow, you're a dumbfuck.

Dear god even random bots on MSN are trying to have sex with you.

[DC Comics]

OMG! Maricul has taken on a new far more deadlier form. The MSN Rapist...

[Tajna Rasha]

Ayen says
You're going to fight yourself.

Guillaume Lavoie says
you mean with Tajna and Veran?

Ayen says
Yes.
I've perfected the art.

Guillaume Lavoie says
I have to admit
You do beat me in that regard

Ayen says
I had a lot of experience playing with myself.
...
That didn't come out right.

Guillaume Lavoie says
aaaand saved

[Silver Eyes]

Feb 17, 2012 3:34:45 GMT -6 DC Comics said:

OMG! Maricul has taken on a new far more deadlier form. The MSN Rapist...

AAAAAAAHHHH! D: *FLEE*

[frosty225]

God Mode says:
Alright. I'm a bad person. I just convinced Shinta to come back as Endgame Arix 2.0
«Ðaikus» Cailum says:
o.o oh shit lmao
2.0?
God Mode says:
Yup. -spoiler-
«Ðaikus» Cailum says:
oh.... GOD DAMN YOU!!!!
I hate you sometimes
I hate you all the times

[Silver Eyes]

May 21, 2012 0:37:35 GMT -6 @frosty225 said:

God Mode says:
Alright. I'm a bad person. I just convinced Shinta to come back as Endgame Arix 2.0
«Ðaikus» Cailum says:
o.o oh shit lmao
2.0?
God Mode says:
Yup. -spoiler-
«Ðaikus» Cailum says:
oh.... GOD DAMN YOU!!!!
I hate you sometimes
I hate you all the times

All the hate.

[Der-Sprecher-des-Wahnsinns]

After getting banned from the Cbox for spamming AMEN

Ayen Jobe says
Said it'd may take up to 10 minutes for full acess to come back.

God Mode says
haha! Victory! WE CAME WE CONQUERED WE AMENED!