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Post by DC Comics on Oct 22, 2012 9:28:49 GMT -6
Legion is going to have a field day when she gets to Xbox Live.
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Post by Garrus Vakarian on Oct 22, 2012 10:16:17 GMT -6
Is it bad I found this kinda cute?
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Post by Miracle on Oct 22, 2012 12:45:53 GMT -6
I can name a couple of times I would have liked to flay a person during a video game...
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Post by Chloe/Kat on Oct 22, 2012 14:06:57 GMT -6
This is what happens when you can't discipline your kids. Why back in my day when a child flayed their parents we gave them a good whipping, we did.
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Post by Aminee Starlight on Oct 22, 2012 14:29:24 GMT -6
Legion is going to have a field day when she gets to Xbox Live. So many dead gamers. |
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Post by Gabrielle on Oct 22, 2012 14:55:43 GMT -6
I'd like to see one where Legion goes to therapy.
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Post by Sincara on Oct 22, 2012 15:18:40 GMT -6
Cooking with Scorpion.
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Post by Ayen on Oct 24, 2012 1:47:56 GMT -6
#170: Deep Submerge!
Luca Valentine: Welcome to Utopia. How may I be of service?
Amoura: What does this thing do? *pulls on rope hanging from the ceiling*
Luca Valentine: No! Don't pull that.
Utopia sinks to the bottom of the ocean
Luca Valentine: I hope you're proud of yourself...
Amoura: Look, I'm a fish! *makes a fish face*
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Post by Kragen on Oct 24, 2012 14:51:07 GMT -6
Why do I think you pulled that stunt in Zenith just so you could make this detachment?
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Post by Tenjou, Utena on Oct 24, 2012 15:58:13 GMT -6
Amoura the goldfish.
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Post by Silver Eyes on Oct 24, 2012 16:54:42 GMT -6
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Post by Ayen on Oct 25, 2012 14:13:03 GMT -6
#171: His Butler, to the endToriJ: Sebastian, do you have a minute? Sebastian Michaelis: Yes, Miss? ToriJ: *holds up knives* Would you be a dear and teach me those fancy knife tricks you do? Pretty please? Sebastian Michaelis: I'm afraid I cannot, Miss. You see those tricks as you so callously have decided to dub them are far too dangerous for a young lady like yourself to learn. ToriJ: Sebastian... Sebastian Michaelis: Yes? ToriJ: If you don't teach me the way of knife then I shall follow you to the ends of the earth until you do! Sebastian Michaelis: It seems we have arrived at your designation, Miss. ToriJ: What? *looks down to see she's being held over a cliff by Sebastian one-handed* Sebastian Michaelis: Allow me to drop you off here. ToriJ: Wait, Sebastian! I was only kidding! Hah! Hah! See? Sebastian Michaelis: Have a safe trip. *drops Tori* ToriJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Sebastian Michaelis: *turns around and looks at his watch* Oh dear, look at the time. Thud!Sebastian Michaelis: If I don't hurry then dinner will never be prepared. And what kind of a butler would I be if I couldn't do something as simple as that? ToriJ: 
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Post by sebastian on Oct 25, 2012 19:59:49 GMT -6
Adelina: Alucard is missing, Joann is out of your reach, Seras is occupied... I will be Hallowton's Queen, and there is nothing you can do about it. You still wish to resist your death along with this organization you run? Integra: -puffs on her cigar, completely unconcerned- Yes, I won't be dying anytime soon. I still have my butler... Who will upturn this game...  Sebastian Michaelis:-is standing at her shoulder and hands Integra a cup of tea, smirking at Adelina-  Adelina: -smirks- A butler... Mr. Bane, you said you could go up against an obstacle such as Hellsing. Please destroy the man in the monkey-suit, along with his master. Bane: Certainly, Madam. -pulls random Gatling Gun and fires a full round- Sebastian Michaelis: -shot numerous times and falls to the ground covered in blood- Adelina: -raises eyebrows- And he was your last player in your game? How pathetic... Integra: -calmly sips her tea- Sebastian, how long do you intend to play dead? If you don't get up now, I'll backhand you for wasting my time...  Sebastian Michaelis: That won't be necessary, Master... -rises to his feet and cracks his neck; then coughs into his hand- Guns these days are so much more efficient than they used to be... Then can fire so many more bullets... -devilish smirk- Perhaps you'd like these back... -flicks the blood-covered metal projectiles so they land at Bane's feet; and wipes his blood-stained mouth with the back of his glove-   Adelina: .......... Bane: The hell....? Integra: Sebastian... I've had quite enough of their games... -pulls off her eye patch and opens her blind eye; the now purple glowing Faustian Symbol embedded in the eye standing out harshly in the dim lighting- Kill them both...  Sebastian Michaelis: Yes, my lord...  Integra: -sips her tea as she sits on a chair when the room is plunged into darkness- Sebastian Michaelis: -ten seconds later, room is lit again and he stands there, inspecting the tails of his coat- What an awful thing to do to a perfectly good tailcoat... I suppose I'll have to mend this now...  ((Notice... No blood on him anymore... He cleaned it all off while the room was still dark...Then there's the feet of one of the dead people... Heh...)) Credits: Black Butler; Season One, episode two |
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Post by Sparda on Oct 26, 2012 13:01:13 GMT -6
Insurmountable obstacle to Adelina's plans #1: That damn butler.
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Post by Ayen on Oct 26, 2012 13:53:44 GMT -6
#172: Dot, dot, dot
White Queen: Mr. Kain, it appears the Arashi prophecy is true and has been fulfilled. The End has manifested on Jherra. Your orders?
Kain: ...
White Queen: Yes, sir. What would you like me to deploy first? The ground soldiers in the APC units, the unmanned tanks, unmanned VTOLs or the armored mechs?
Kain: ...
White Queen: Unmanned tanks it is. Is there anything else?
Kain: ...
White Queen: Yes, sir. I'll have Gabrielle pick up your dry cleaning straight away.
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