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Post by Ayen on Oct 10, 2012 12:11:08 GMT -6
Oh yeah? Fine then I don't forgive you! I hope you die and spend eternity married to Grell!  |
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Post by Ayen on Oct 14, 2012 17:03:14 GMT -6
#167: Freeze!
Daikus: What happens when water is instantly dropped below zero temperatures?
It flash freezes!
Daikus: ... *looks around, starts to whistle innocently and walks away* |
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Post by Ayen on Oct 21, 2012 3:14:07 GMT -6
#168: Punch
Veran: You see, I'm not really a bad guy after all. Even though I raped, mentally scarred and ruthlessly killed a ton of innocent people I was only trying to stop The End from destroying the world. So what do you say? Bygones?
ToriJ: ... Hey, Two-Face! Show me how to punch a guy!
Two-Face: It's darn simple, my boy; ball up a fist, reach way back and assert yourself! *punches a zombie*
ToriJ: Ooo! Looks like fun... lemme try, lemme try!
Two-Face: Ball up a fist...
ToriJ: *clenches fist* Ball up a fist!
Two-Face: Reach way back...
ToriJ: *winds up* Reach way back!
Two-Face: And assert yourself!
ToriJ: Assert—*punches Veran, but is ineffective* OW!
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Post by Kragen on Oct 21, 2012 10:24:31 GMT -6
Assert yourself harder.
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Post by Tenjou, Utena on Oct 21, 2012 10:29:38 GMT -6
ToriJ and Two-Face; the ultimate team up!
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Post by DC Comics on Oct 21, 2012 10:45:23 GMT -6
I learned how to punch by watching Batman Forever.
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Post by Garrus Vakarian on Oct 21, 2012 11:10:29 GMT -6
Are you ever planning on bringing these back on the regular basis? I've missed my daily dose of these.
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Post by Miracle on Oct 21, 2012 11:37:20 GMT -6
I learned how to punch by watching Batman Forever. You hit like a Jim Carrey. |
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Post by Sailor V on Oct 21, 2012 12:22:46 GMT -6
I liked Batman Forever even before Batman & Robin made it good by comparison. I thought Tommy Lee Jones and Jim Carrey as Two-Face and The Riddler was great. As long as you can look past the fact that in the first movie of the same series they made Harvey Dent a black man...
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Post by Aminee Starlight on Oct 21, 2012 12:30:35 GMT -6
Are you ever planning on bringing these back on the regular basis? I've missed my daily dose of these. He's been meaning to. Right now Tori has been catching up on all the latest threads for inspiration. |
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Post by Gabrielle on Oct 21, 2012 13:03:03 GMT -6
One does not simply punch an arashi to the elite coaching of Tommy Lee Jones.
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Post by Xena on Oct 21, 2012 17:08:16 GMT -6
These are hilarious.
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Post by Ayen on Oct 21, 2012 19:39:04 GMT -6
#169: Poor SportLegion: Do you want to play a game? We have a game... Cazador: *gulps*  Cazador: This actually isn't half bad. The two play to the end with Caz coming out at first and Legion making last place.Legion: We loss? Cazador: Hey now, it doesn't matter if you win or lose. It's how you play the- 
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Post by Kragen on Oct 22, 2012 8:42:57 GMT -6
Bad, Legion. No killing your friends. Use your words.
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Post by Tenjou, Utena on Oct 22, 2012 9:07:24 GMT -6
"Fun for the whole family" doesn't apply when Legion's involved.
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