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Post by Ayen on Jun 13, 2011 20:52:59 GMT -6
#1: Aper The Arashi
Aper: A sacrifice of chocolate is needed for the cleansing of this world!
Maricul: o.o -looks to her chocolate bar and then towards Aper- ...NEVER!
Aper: APER GO SUPERNOVA!
-Aper explodes and destroys everything and everyone around him-
Maricul: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -dies-
Later in the afterlife
Miracle: You just couldn't let him have the chocolate could you?
Maricul: -takes a bite out of the chocolate bar- He didn't have to be a brat about it.
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Post by Clash on Jun 13, 2011 20:55:38 GMT -6
tee hee
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Post by Miracle on Jun 13, 2011 20:59:12 GMT -6
Whoa. Even I read my name as Maricul there for a second. lol!
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Post by Silver Eyes on Jun 13, 2011 21:03:48 GMT -6
Oye! It's Veran who wants that fucking chocolate!
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Post by Ayen on Jun 13, 2011 21:20:59 GMT -6
Oye! It's Veran who wants that fucking chocolate! Potato potahto. |
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Post by Ayen on Jun 14, 2011 17:34:35 GMT -6
#2: Greatest Fears Nex: OMG SHINTA WE'RE TRAPPED AND SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS COMING! Shinta: What is it? Nex: It's probably a sparkling vampire come to stalk us while he sees to it we finish high school and get a good degree!" Shinta: o.O Nex: Or it's a mermaid who combs her hair with a fork and sings before she eats off your face!" Shinta: I think you're getting your movies mixed up there. Nex: Or it's the zombie apocalypse! One bite, one scratch and you become one of them. We're all going to die down here! Game over, man! Game over! Shinta: It's a girl!  ... Nex: I guess that would be scary to a gay guy. |
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Post by Silver Eyes on Jun 14, 2011 17:37:47 GMT -6
Maricul: Ooooh, I'd love to have that Miracle girl. Mmmhm. Pedobear: You have made me so proud. Maricul: ...what? Pedobear: But I get first dibs *narrows eyes in determination* Maricul: NO MINE! Miracle: Do I get a say in this? >8 Both: NO! |
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Post by Ayen on Jun 15, 2011 13:08:19 GMT -6
#3: Quest for the Shiny
Sasha: I am Sasha Evens proud member of Devil May Cry! All terrible critters of the Demon World fear my awesome power! I shall vanquish all e--oh, shiny!
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Sasha: Give me the shiny!
Amoura: Those are my eyes you bitch!
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Post by Miracle on Jun 15, 2011 13:31:37 GMT -6
Maricul: Ooooh, I'd love to have that Miracle girl. Mmmhm. Pedobear: You have made me so proud. Maricul: ...what? Pedobear: But I get first dibs *narrows eyes in determination* Maricul: NO MINE! Miracle: Do I get a say in this? >8 Both: NO! Oh god. lol! |
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Post by Clash on Jun 16, 2011 13:47:35 GMT -6
Clash: I'm a shaaaaaaaaaaark!
Clash: NO, I'M a shaaaaaaaaaaaark!
Clash: NO, I'M a shaaaaaaaaaaaark!
Clash: NO, I'M a shaaaaaaaaaaaark!
Clash: NO, I'M a shaaaaaaaaaaaark!
Amoura: What the hell is this crap!?
Solomon: What devilry is this? FORSOOTH!
Sparda: There are two sharks... mind is blown.
And the Clashes suddenly make out
Sparda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Amoura: I like it.
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Post by Ayen on Jun 16, 2011 14:20:14 GMT -6
#4: Blind 1 0 1
Fukari: Good morning, class, and welcome to Blind 1 0 1. I am Professor Fukari and I will be teaching you how to overcome your blindness, strengthen your other senses and how to still be more badass than the people who can actually see. Are there any questions?
Blind Amoura: -raises hand-
Fukari: Yes?
Blind Amoura: We don't have to look like that worthless bitch from Yu-Gi-Oh do we?
-Amoura desks suddenly explodes as she goes down hard-
Fukari: I also have explosives wired in your desks if you talk back. And I didn't even need eyesight to do it.
Class: -applauds-
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Post by The Blind Assassin on Jun 16, 2011 15:19:03 GMT -6
LOL! Best one yet.  |
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Post by Miracle on Jun 16, 2011 15:37:59 GMT -6
I'm sure it had nothing to do with your character being in it.  |
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Post by Silver Eyes on Jun 16, 2011 15:42:34 GMT -6
Amoura's not into two fish making out!
And Amoura won't be going blind >8
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*still laughs*
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Post by The Blind Assassin on Jun 16, 2011 16:31:02 GMT -6
I'm sure it had nothing to do with your character being in it. None whatsoever. ;D |
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