|
|
Post by Aminee Starlight on Jun 18, 2012 9:29:14 GMT -6
The Arashi are shit.
Literally!
|
|
|
|
Post by Ayen on Jun 18, 2012 9:37:29 GMT -6
May the Arashi shit jokes commence.
|
|
|
|
Post by Zira Firestone on Jun 18, 2012 9:43:26 GMT -6
My brother's wedding got shat on.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ayen on Jun 19, 2012 14:27:53 GMT -6
#158: I hate you
Zira Firestone: Hello, my name is Zira Firestone and I'm the President of the 'We hate Maricul' fanclub. Here, have a free button. *gives button* Would you like to buy one of our delicious homemade chocolate chip cookies?
Maricul: Either you're just being a bitch, or you've been to every house and I'm the only place you haven't visited...
Zira Firestone: They are two for one dollar.
Maricul: I'll take ten.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ayen on Jun 20, 2012 10:58:12 GMT -6
#159: Bear with meSolomon: *walks up hill* Random Children: Go on up, you stupidhead! Go on up, you stupidhead! Solomon: I INVOKE THE WRATH OF THE LORD!  Random Children: *A large brown bear appears out of thin air and rips them to shreds* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Later in AircanoMiracle: Was that necessary? Solomon: I say it was. Youngsters today, no respect for their elders. Miracle: Really, Solomon... you're so unbearable. Solomon: .... Miracle: Too soon?
|
|
|
|
Post by Ayen on Jun 21, 2012 13:25:43 GMT -6
#160: Protect the Environment
Aminee Starlight: *drops a piece of trash on the ground*
Utena Tenjou: Aminee, you can't just leave that there.
Aminee Starlight: What's the worse that can happen?
Dimensional rifts open up in the sky and demons emerge from the rifts and starts killing everybody in the city
Utena Tenjou: You had to ask...
|
|
|
|
Post by Ayen on Jun 22, 2012 12:29:20 GMT -6
#161: Master & Servant
Gabe: This is what you look like now? Not bad but you're still worthless.
Luca Valentine: 394.
Gabe: 12,053.
Luca Valentine: No, you see, I was counting the number of times I've been called worthless.
Gabe: And I was counting the number of times I called you worthless behind your back.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ayen on Jun 23, 2012 15:38:12 GMT -6
#162: Zenith
Amoura: There it is! The Shroud of Turin! *starts running towards the shroud right in front of her* Just a little further. Almost... there! *stretches out her arm to grab it* If I can only reach it!
Pans out to Amoura running on a treadmill with a shroud dangling in front of her
Fukari: She knows she's on a treadmill, right?
ToriJ: Shh. I want to see how long until she figures it out.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ayen on Jun 24, 2012 23:07:07 GMT -6
#163: Welcome to Hell
Prison Guard: *is mortally wounded* "Here you go."
Alyssa Harper: Why are you helping me escape?
Prison Guard: I'm dying figure I score some points with the man upstairs.
A few minutes later
Jesus Christ: Yeah... doing good deeds doesn't score you any points with us.
Prison Guard: What? Why not?
Jesus Christ: You have to accept me as your Lord and Savior in your heart and then profess it with your mouth.
Prison Guard: I accept you as my Lord and Savior!
Jesus Christ: Too late. Down you go! *pulls a lever and sends the prison guard crashing to hell*
Prison Guard: Where am I?
Quan Chi: You are in my domain!
Prison Guard: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Ranko: Ahem! Who's domain is it?
Quan Chi: *is suddenly down on one knee kissing the back of Ranko's hand* Why, yours of course.
Prison Guard: W-what's going on?
Ranko: Scorpion, take care of our guest, will you?
Prison Guard: Scorpion?
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE! *stabs the guard with a spear and pulls him towards him*
Prison Guard: OH GOD! OH GOD!
Ranko: It's good to be the Queen.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ayen on Oct 7, 2012 6:18:46 GMT -6
#164: Decisions
Tajna Rasha: The time is now, Amoura Ethelia. You can put on the mask and become The End, or you can leave and we will find another to fulfill our goals. Either way we will watch you die.
Amoura: *grabs the mask and then teleports away with it*
Tajna Rasha: Or we will watch you teleport with the mask and live...
The Creator: *sings* I'm an asshole, a major asshole. With all my assholes, I'm the asshole. Made creation with all these assholes and now I'll chase all the assholes away.
Amoura: *teleports in and tosses the mask into The Creator's body destroying it and then leaving*
The Creator: ....
*resumes singing* I'm an asshole, a major asshole. With all my assholes, I'm an asshole.
Amoura: *dusts off hands* What do you got to say to that, Tajna?
Tajna Rasha: *presents a second mask he got from another timeline*
Amoura: Goddammit! Oh! I mean... Mundusdammit.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ayen on Oct 8, 2012 15:42:02 GMT -6
#165: Checkmate
Random Guy: Checkmate, Integra. I win!
Sir Integra: Sebastian!
Sebastian Michaelis: *knocks the chessboard over causing all the pieces to fall*
Sir Integra: You were saying?
|
|
|
|
Post by Ayen on Oct 9, 2012 14:05:41 GMT -6
166: Bad Kitty
Kitty: Meow!
Sebastian: Kitty!
Sebastian turns into a kitty
Kitty Sebastian: *chases a ball of yarn*
Integra: You dare turn my servant into a kitty cat? Alucard!
Alucard: *blast kitty with Joshua*
Sebastian turns back to normal
Sebastian: What happened?
Integra: Sebastian, clean up this mess.
Sebastian: Yes, my Lord. *sighs* Another mess to clean.
Puppy: Woof!
Sebastian: No! No! No!
Sebastian turns into a puppy
|
|
|
|
Post by sebastian on Oct 9, 2012 16:02:25 GMT -6
Puppy Sebastian: -grows into an attack dog and is set on Tory by Integra. Messily dismembers Tori before turning back to normal-
Normal Sebastian: Your soul is still of no interest to me, Tori.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ayen on Oct 10, 2012 11:42:04 GMT -6
Normal Sebastian: I have seen the errors of my ways and am deeply sorry. Can you ever forgive me, Tori?
Of course! I couldn't stay mad at you ;D  |
|
|
|
Post by sebastian on Oct 10, 2012 11:47:24 GMT -6
Real Sebastian: You must be quite desperate... It is wishful thinking to hear me say those words. I regret nothing of what I said.  |
|
