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Post by Ayen on Jul 12, 2011 14:09:49 GMT -6
#30: Mind your possessions
Solomon: Now feel the wrath of my sword!
-Solomon goes to pull out his sword but draws a stick instead-
Solomon: What!?
Sasha: -brandishes Solomon's sword- All your shiny are belong to us!
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Post by Ayen on Jul 13, 2011 7:06:38 GMT -6
#31: To catch a Predator
Endgame Clash: I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK! SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Sasha: AHHHHHHHHH! SAVE ME, CHRIS HANSEN!
Chris Hansen: Hello, Clash. Why don't you have a seat over here?
Endgame Clash: But I'm younger than she is.
Chris Hansen: HAVE A FUCKING SEAT!
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Post by Zira Firestone on Jul 13, 2011 11:57:24 GMT -6
Chris Hansen discriminates against sharks.
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Post by Clash on Jul 13, 2011 14:26:06 GMT -6
Clash deserves it.
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Post by Ayen on Jul 14, 2011 12:40:35 GMT -6
#32: Chris HansenChris Hansen: Was it your intention to make this girl suck your dick? Endgame Clash: SCREW YOU CHRIS HANSEN I'M A SHARK IN SPACE!  Soaring so high above the world,
Never thought I could be so free.Astronaut Chris Hansen: Okay we'll take a seat in space then. Endgame Clash: You just ruined my one and only gag in the series you penis!
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Post by Ayen on Jul 15, 2011 10:31:15 GMT -6
#33: I'm a Shark!
Endgame Clash: You're a worthy adversary, Chris Hansen but there's one thing you forget.
Astronaut Chris Hansen: What's that?
Endgame Clash: I'm a shaaaaaaaaaaark!
-Clash headbutts Chris Hansen causing him to explode out in space-
Endgame Clash: Suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
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Post by Ayen on Jul 16, 2011 10:27:53 GMT -6
#34: The Dramatic Conclusion
Sasha: You will never escape!
Amoura: -holds up a pretty shiny crystal-
Sasha: OMG A SHINY!
Amoura: -opens up a portal and throws it in, watches as Sasha throws herself through the portal to get it before it closes- She's gone now.
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Post by Silver Eyes on Jul 16, 2011 10:33:53 GMT -6
Sasha seems to be the big topic as of late xDDD
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Post by The Blind Assassin on Jul 16, 2011 10:37:41 GMT -6
Send that bitch to the 5th dimension! I'm sure she and Mister Mxyzptlk will get along perfectly.
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Post by Ayen on Jul 17, 2011 16:42:38 GMT -6
#35: I went and did my bestMaya
Here lies the bones of poor old Maya! Maya: -in her grave- But I never intended all this madness, never! And no one really understands, well how could they? That's all I ever wanted was to bring them something great! Why does some things never work out like it should? -suddenly bursts out of her grave in delight- Maya: Well what the heck!? I went and did my best! And, by God, I really tasted something swell! Endgame Clash: My dick! Maya: 
Complete Song
What have I done?
What have I done?
How could I be so blind?
All is lost, where was I?
Spoiled all, spoiled all
Everything's gone all wrong
What have I done?
What have I done?
Find a deep cave to hide in
In a million years they'll find me
Only dust and a plaque
That reads, "Here Lies the Bones of Poor Old Maya"
But I never intended all this madness
Never!
And no one really understands
Where how could they?
That all I ever wanted was to bring them something great
Why does some things never work out like it should?
Well what the heck!?
I went and did my best!
And, by God, I really tasted something swell!
And for a moment I, made the n00bies cry!
And at least I told them they could go to hell!
I did
And for the first time since
I can't remember when
I felt like my old CRAZY SELF AGAIN!
And I know
THE JOY FROM HELL!
Wait a minute...
I AM THE JOY FROM HELL!
HAH! HAH! HAH!
And I just can't wait until my next big feud
Because I got some new ideas that will really light their fuse
AND BY GOD I'M GOING TO GIVE IT ALL MY MIGHT!
Uh oh, I hope there's still time
To set things right
SANTA CLAUSE!
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Post by Ayen on Jul 18, 2011 16:42:47 GMT -6
#36: Statutory Rape
Nex: Oh yeah, you like that?
Shinta: Nex, what are you doing?
-Nex motions over to the stature of Tori-
Nex: Stature-Tori-Rape!
Shinta: -facepalms-
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Post by Ayen on Jul 19, 2011 14:25:21 GMT -6
#37: Wrong Move
The battle for Hallowton was a long and exhausting one. Amoura knew that she had to end it now or they would not be victorious against this new evil that threatened innocent lives. The Night Angel unleashed her Corrupted Devil Trigger and uttered one single word.
Amoura: Apocalypse!
A pillar of light consumed the surrounding area destroying everything, including her allies and people she was trying to save, in one large show of power. When the dust settled Amoura looked out to the damage she has caused against Genesis.
Amoura: Oops.
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Post by Ayen on Jul 20, 2011 19:28:54 GMT -6
#38: Maid of Honor
Sazan looked up from the floor, finding the cold glare of Ranka looking down at her after knocking her the fuck out with a pen.
Sazan: To understand how I got here we need to go back to the beginning.
(FLASHBACK!)
Amoura: Hey, Sazan! Is it true you called my master a "piece of shit?"
Sazan: Uhh... Would you like to be my Maid of Honor for the wedding?
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Amoura: OH MY GOD! I WOULD LOVE TO!
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Post by Clash on Jul 20, 2011 19:30:40 GMT -6
Several Overdue TeeHees
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Post by Ayen on Jul 21, 2011 15:05:58 GMT -6
#39: Dress Bad
Sazan: Now if you're going to be my Maid of Honor then you need to wear a dress and I have just the prettiest thing picked out for you.
Amoura: Can't I--- Can't I just wear my armor?
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Sazan: BITCH! THIS IS MY WEDDING AND YOU'RE NOT RUINING IT WITH YOUR SMELLY OLD ARMOR NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PUT ON YOUR FUCKING DRESS!
Amoura: -cowers in the corner- Don't eat me!
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