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Post by Ayen on Jul 22, 2011 19:18:14 GMT -6
#40: Bridezilla!
A nice elderly man was enjoying his coffee when suddenly the coffee in his cup began to shake. The ground started to tremble as footsteps became louder, and louder, and louder until there was no mistaking them. The old man slowly sat up from his chair and turned around, eyes widened in horror at the sights he was witnessing.
Old Man: BRIDEZILLA!
Panic ensued as Sazan was looking around through various store items with her husband Michael.
Sazan: Oh I want this! And this! And this! Oh and definitely this. Ooh, Michael! I have to have this too!
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Post by Ayen on Sept 5, 2011 13:54:42 GMT -6
#41: The man in white
Validus: My name is Validus.
DOA Clash: Validus? More like Validork!
Validus: ...
DOA Clash: Wanna make out?
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Post by Ayen on Sept 5, 2011 13:57:58 GMT -6
#42: It burns!
Miracle: Michael, what token do you give of the vows you have made?
Michael: This ring.
-Michael hands Miracle the ring-
Miracle: Bless this ring, O Lord, that he who gives it and she who wears it may abide in Thy peace, and continue in Thy favor, unto their life's end; through Jesus Christ our Lord, Amen.
-Miracle gives the ring back to Michael-
Michael: IT BURNS!
-drops it and holds onto his hand-
Miracle: Oh. Right. Vampire...
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Post by Ayen on Sept 5, 2011 14:00:16 GMT -6
#43: This always happens!
Maricul: Just relax, dear. Maricul is going to take real good care of you.
Endgame Clash: I just---! I just---!
-Clash starts to cry-
Maricul: Hey! Knock that off!
-Maricul tries harder to please Clash but he keeps crying-
Maricul: Dammit! This always happens!
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Post by Ayen on Sept 6, 2011 17:05:26 GMT -6
#44: Closure
Ranka: Didn't we have a story arc planned for why I interrupted your wedding?
Sazan: Fuck that shit, it's been two months!
Ranka: Fair enough. At least I got some closure.
Sazan: Oh yeah, what was that?
-Ranka pulls out his gun and blows Sazan's head off-
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Post by Ayen on Sept 6, 2011 17:09:31 GMT -6
#45: I'd hate to burst your bubble
The Twins: This bubble will remain until you have calmed down.
Zira Firestone: A bubble? Really?
The Twins: It was left down to us through our father and his father before him.
Later on
Darius: This bubble will protect us.
The Twins: Daddy!
-The Twins grab onto Darius and refuse to let go-
The Twins: Daddy, we missed you so much!
Darius: Wh-what!?
The Genius: So much for protection.
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Post by Ayen on Sept 6, 2011 17:16:17 GMT -6
#46: Support Group
Amoura: Hi, my name is Amoura and I was molested by corpses.
Chloe: Hi, my name is Chloe and I was raped and turned by a vampire.
Aminee Starlight: Hi, my name is Aminee Starlight, perhaps you've heard of me?
-silence-
Aminee Starlight: Biggest pop star of our age?
-more silence-
Aminee Starlight: My latest album sold over 40,000,000 copies word wide!
-still more silence-
Aminee Starlight: All right fine! I was raped by a bunch of prison guards.
Sheclash: Hi, my name is Clash and I'm a shark... but it was I who had to suck the dick!
-crying can be heard-
Amoura: Who's crying?
Maricul: Ahem!
-the girls look over to Maricul laying on top of Endgame Clash who was crying-
Endgame Clash: I'm so sorry you had to go through all of that!
Maricul: You're really killing the mood.
Amoura: How did you---?
Maricul: Worlds merging.
Amoura: Didn' t you say---?
Maricul: Cycles.
Amoura: I guess that makes sense...
CONTINUITY! BOOM!
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Post by Aminee Starlight on Sept 6, 2011 18:51:58 GMT -6
I see I have a running gag now.  ;D |
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Post by Dianne on Sept 6, 2011 18:57:29 GMT -6
Nice to see you're still doing these.
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Post by Ayen on Sept 7, 2011 9:44:37 GMT -6
#47: Old Friends
Sparda: If you've come to gloat, save your breath. I have better things to do with my time than be condescended by a ghost.
Tajna Rasha: Still attempting to humour us when you know we have already heard your remark well over a thousand times.
No parody needed
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Post by Ayen on Sept 7, 2011 9:51:56 GMT -6
#48: Oppression
Imai Katayo: What’s your beef with Vulture?
Kragen: Oppression
Imai Katayo: What matter of oppression do you hail from, stranger?
Kragen: America.
Ayen: Ow, my pride.
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Post by Ayen on Sept 7, 2011 9:56:26 GMT -6
#49: Gay
Ariel: Lalalalalalala!
Nex: OMG HOT LADY! Hi, Hot Lady! I'm Nex and this is my friend Shinta who is gay and not at all interested in women.
Shinta: Hi...
Ariel: Oh that's okay I'm gay too. Did I use the term right?
Nex: T_T
Shinta: You'll get them next time.
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Post by Silver Eyes on Sept 8, 2011 14:58:57 GMT -6
*snicker*
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Post by Ayen on Sept 8, 2011 15:12:56 GMT -6
#50: Trapped
-Amoura and Sazan finds themselves trapped in an underground pit-
Amoura: Damn. For some reason I can't just phase out.
Sazan: Um, Amoura... Remember that burning lust thing I told you and Michael about?
Amoura: !?
Sazan: Well... You're starting to look really good to me right now.
Amoura: -Tries crawling out of the pit screaming- Help me! Somebody! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!
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Post by Silver Eyes on Sept 8, 2011 15:14:39 GMT -6
#50: Trapped-Amoura and Sazan finds themselves trapped in an underground pit- Amoura: Damn. For some reason I can't just phase out. Sazan: Um, Amoura... Remember that burning lust thing I told you and Michael about? Amoura: !? Sazan: Well... You're starting to look really good to me right now. Amoura: -Tries crawling out of the pit screaming- Help me! Somebody! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME! Amoura would open a portal and just dive on through without caring where it'll take her. xD |
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