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Post by Miracle on Jul 3, 2011 9:39:06 GMT -6
Did anyone else hear "The Final Countdown" during?
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Post by Clash on Jul 3, 2011 12:37:37 GMT -6
Did anyone else hear "The Final Countdown" during? I did.
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Post by Ayen on Jul 4, 2011 7:36:12 GMT -6
#22: Overslept?
Ash: Another beautiful night in Michigan. Well time for some shut eye.
24 hours later
Ash: -opens the door to find himself in Isafaro surrounded by a bunch of Crimson Vulture soldiers pointing their guns at him- All right, how long did I sleep for this time?
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Post by Ayen on Jul 6, 2011 1:05:05 GMT -6
#23: Being EvilIra: I'm the fly in your soup I'm the pebble in your shoe I'm the pea beneath your bed I'm a bump on every head I'm the peel on which you slip I'm a pin in every hip I'm the thorn in your side Makes you wriggle and writhe And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Maya: Hey! I'm supposed to be the one singing joytunes while killing things. Ira: Not anymore, bitch! Maya: Ira: Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
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Post by Ayen on Jul 6, 2011 11:37:38 GMT -6
#24: Holy Senses Tingling!
Shiro: Hey Miracle, can I borr---?
Miracle: Shh! I sense a disturbance.
Elsewhere
Aper: Oh man I feel a HUGE solar flare coming on!
Back in Aircano
Miracle: It's probably nothing to worry about.
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Post by Ayen on Jul 7, 2011 11:04:04 GMT -6
#25: The Bear
Maricul: -strokes Miracle's cheek- You're so beautiful.
Pedo Bear: I'm so proud!
Maricul: >.>
-Maricul grabs Pedobear and throws him high up into the sky-
Eric/Ginny/Ross: OH THE BAUR FLEW OVER THA OCEAN! THE BAUR FLEW OVER THA OCEAN! THE BAUR FLEW OVER THA OCEAN TO SEE WHAT IT COULD SEE!
Frosty: SHUT UP!
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Post by Ayen on Jul 8, 2011 13:33:24 GMT -6
#26: The unlikely hero
Maya: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am unbeatable! UNBEATABLE!
Clash: Bump.
Maya: WHAT THE FU---?!
-Maya is impaled Vlad The Impaler style by Clash-
Amoura: OMG! Clash saved the day!
Sparda: I don't know whether to be happy or cry.
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Post by Silver Eyes on Jul 8, 2011 13:38:10 GMT -6
That was a good one xDD
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Post by Ayen on Jul 9, 2011 13:55:25 GMT -6
#27: Monologues
Lord Beelzebub: I am the evil that chokes this world in it’s darkness, the face behind the blood red moon on the battlefield.
I am in the soul of every devil that wanders Genesis spreading their terror into the hearts of man---!
-realizes that the people he was talking to had gone-
Lord Beelzebub: Dammit.
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Post by Clash on Jul 9, 2011 14:58:59 GMT -6
Tee Hee!
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Post by Miracle on Jul 9, 2011 15:45:32 GMT -6
LMAO! That needs to happen more often.
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Post by Ayen on Jul 10, 2011 16:54:05 GMT -6
#28: Death Warrant
Chloe: Do you think this is funny!? DO YOU?!
-Chloe points up to the suns and yells at them-
Chloe: You just sit up there in space enjoying the view as us honest decent folk are left to suffer through the follies of this world?
You couldn't walk a mile in our shoes you bastards!
-Chloe trips over a moving shark and lands right into shark piss, upon lifting her face out from the snow she sees the name that was left there-
Chloe: Clash? CLASH?!
WHO THE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKER THAT JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!
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Post by Ayen on Jul 11, 2011 11:28:01 GMT -6
#29: Invasion
Miracle: -rebuilds Aircano with crystal from the expanse and renames it Crystal City and everything is real nice and shinny-
One Week Later
Sasha: -invades the land- GIMME YO' SHINY!
Solomon: We will do no such thing, foul beast!
Sasha: WAAAAAAAAAAT?
Amoura: Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to crystallize everything.
Miracle: Grumble, grumble.
To Be Continued!
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Post by Clash on Jul 11, 2011 11:50:37 GMT -6
lolleries!
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Post by Miracle on Jul 11, 2011 18:03:07 GMT -6
Grumble, grumble.
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