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Post by DC Comics on Dec 30, 2011 17:47:57 GMT -6
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Post by Ayen on Dec 30, 2011 20:13:37 GMT -6
#140: Teddy
We open up to a creepy house, in a creepy neighborhood, with a creepy front gate, with creepy gargoyles and a creepy girl writing creepy cryptic messages onto a creepy looking piece of paper.
Then we have a cute little teddy bear on the ground with flames burning down his right ear
Teddy Bear: AHHHHHHHHH!
The teddy bear came alive, why not, and started running back and forth; screaming and hollering at the top of his stuffed insides as the fire burned down his ear.
Teddy Bear: OH MY GOD!
The teddy bear ran over to a bucket of water and stuck his head putting out the flames. After the fire was extinguish the teddy bear stuck his head out and sighed in relief before looking over to the camera
Teddy Bear: What the fuck is wrong with you people!? Jesus! *walks away* You're a bunch of assholes.
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Post by Clash on Dec 30, 2011 20:16:49 GMT -6
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Post by Ayen on Dec 31, 2011 18:09:42 GMT -6
#141: New Year
Miracle: Ten!
Amoura: Nine!
Sparda: Eight!
Endgame Clash: Seven!
Chloe: Six!
Utena: Five!
Tajna Rasha: Four!
Linx: Three!
Jaden: Two!
Ayen: One!
DOA: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Everyone explodes and dies a horrible, horrible death in a large fire the second the clock changes to midnight for 2012
Maricul: *walks onto the scene and looks around at all the dead people* ... *shrugs*
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Post by Ayen on Jan 1, 2012 23:30:18 GMT -6
#142: Spiderweb
Spider: Oh I'm working on a spiderweb.
Oh I'm working on a spiderweb.
Catching the fly
Eating the fly
I'm working on a spider web
*catches fire and dies*
Mystery Girl: *looks up at the burning spiderweb while the ashes fall on her work then goes back to writing*
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Post by Clash on Jan 1, 2012 23:32:16 GMT -6
That cryptic mofo invaded the Detachments! OCCUPY HALLOWTON! WE ARE THE 99% THAT DOESN'T GET THESE DAMN CRYPTIC RPS!
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Post by Ayen on Jan 16, 2012 11:45:41 GMT -6
#143: Death by Pokemon
Red: What the---!? Where am I?
Isafaro Pilots: This is Isafaro Military! Get down on the ground now!
Red: Zapdos, I choose you!
Zapdos: Zapdos!
Red: Zapdos, use Thundershock!
Zapdos: *uses Thundershock and kills the two pilots*
Red: *realizes he just killed two people* Welp, by god Zapdos, we're murderers. I guess that means you'll be going to Pokemon hell.
Zapdos: *suddenly appears in Pokemon hell* Zapdos?
Magmar: Magmar! *starts to laugh manically and burn all the Pokemon*
Zapdos: ZAPDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ayen on Jan 17, 2012 18:58:52 GMT -6
#144: New Rule
Chloe: I'm your new Empress!
Jherrazad: BOO!
Chloe: *uses Kasul to blow up the booing crowd*
Jherrazad: YAY!
Chloe: That's better.
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Post by Ayen on Feb 19, 2012 12:49:13 GMT -6
#145: Hallowton Invasion
Isafaro Commander: We're going to invade your city!
Hallowton's Citizen: This is not the city you're looking for.
Isafaro Commander: *looks back to his men* This is not the city we're looking for.
Hallowton's Citizen: We don't want to invade this city.
Isafaro Commander: We don't want to invade this city. It's full of hippies. British hippies!
His Men: *gasp*
Hallowton's Citizen: Move out!
Isafaro Commander: Move out! Move out! *The commander and his men leaves*
Hallowton's Citizen: Works every time.
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Post by Ayen on Feb 20, 2012 15:20:01 GMT -6
#146: Don't do drugs
Kragen: This is your brain.
Kragen holds up a fake brain in his hand
Kragen: This is your brain on drugs.
Kragen aims a .50 caliber sniper rifle at an Isafaro soldier
Isafaro Soldier: Hey, wait a minute!
Kragen blows up the soldier as the camera zooms in on his scattered pieces
Sponsored by the Anti-Drug Association of Isafaro
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Post by Ayen on Feb 21, 2012 13:25:33 GMT -6
#147: Bad Idea
Darkseid: I am going to merge with this rift now! *merges* Muhahahahaha! Now no one can stop me!
Sincara: Close the rift?
Chloe: Close the rift.
Darkseid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies once the rift is closed*
Meanwhile
Utena: *clings* Thank you, Rowen!
Aminee Starlight: Thank you so much! *clings*
Rowen: *looks down* Good heavens it appears I've been stricken with rigamortis.
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Post by Silver Eyes on Feb 21, 2012 13:27:38 GMT -6
Worst. Time. Ever. LOL.
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Post by Ayen on Feb 21, 2012 13:44:34 GMT -6
#148: Regulation
GOP: We want to regulate your vagina.
Miracle: Let he who is without a penis cast the first probe.
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Post by Ayen on Feb 22, 2012 14:40:36 GMT -6
#149: World Leaders
Ranko: Cold hearted bitch that means well - doesn't have the best place in the world to live but not the worst either
Miracle: Does the Jesus thing and keep her old testament peeps in line
Carari Grey: Typical conservative that screws everything up after getting into office
Hallowton's Queen: Rules fairly over an evolved civilization
General Vulture Only male leader in the whole damn continent and his nation is an evil, corrupt, psychotic dictatorship on the state of decade
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Post by Ayen on Feb 23, 2012 20:03:35 GMT -6
#150: Dick MoveAmorua: Yes! I finally found it. *holds up old linen cloth* The Shroud of Turin. Now I can use it to defeat the Arashi once and for all and save the world. ... Would be a real dick move to die right now. >.> <.< *starts to choke on fresh air and collapses to the floor dead* 
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