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Post by Ayen on Dec 19, 2011 13:49:50 GMT -6
#133: Road to MadnessStatues: Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to work we go! Utena: HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! The statues are alive and moving! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH! HAH---! Aminee Starlight: Snap out of it! *slaps* Utena: o.o ...  I don't like to be touch! *pulls out knife* I cut you! Aminee Starlight: AHH! DOA Clash: No! Play nice! *gets in-between the two women and is stabbed by Utena* GAH! *falls over and bleeds out* Utena: ... Aminee Starlight: ... DOA Clash: 
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Post by Kragen on Dec 19, 2011 17:03:15 GMT -6
Clash has sucked his last dick.  |
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Post by Ayen on Dec 20, 2011 17:54:15 GMT -6
#134: All Your BaseCaptain Logan S. Graham: All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. Superwoman: Take off every 'zig'!! *A madwoman, a shark, a bunch of teenagers, a pilot, an emperor and a mutant rushed the Isafaro Captain and his troops and started poking them with pitch forks and sticks* Captain Logan S. Graham: Hey! Knock it off! Superwoman: You know what you doing  *The Captain and the troops could take being poked no longer and began to retreat from Moon Valley* Captain Logan S. Graham: We'll get you next time, Prof. Gadget! Next time! *shakes fist* Superwoman: For great justice  Carari Grey: *talking into a speaker from her office* You idiots! You're ruining all of my plans! Present Genius: *standing behind Carari Grey* Can I kill her now? Future Genius: No, Past Me. Present Genius: But, Future Me! Carari's asking for it! Future Genius: I said no and I mean no! Present Genius: *pouts and stomps her feet* Fine! I'm going to go get intoxicated off a drunk person. *walks away* Future Genius: Have fun. Carari Grey: You guys do know I can hear you, right? Future Genius: Well pin a rose on your nose...
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Post by Ayen on Dec 21, 2011 11:30:20 GMT -6
#135: Failed Suicide
Aminee Starlight: *puts a gun in her mouth* Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit! *pulls out gun* Stupid gun! *throws it into the wall and has it go off shooting her in the leg* AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *falls off the bed and holds onto her leg* Fuck! Why did I throw a loaded gun into the wall? Shit!
Kira Yamato: *breaks down door and enters room* Aminee, what happened!?
Aminee Starlight: Uhh... my gun went off while I was cleaning it.
Kira Yamato: *narrows eyes over Aminee* Like hell it did.
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Post by Ayen on Dec 24, 2011 15:56:08 GMT -6
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Post by Kragen on Dec 24, 2011 16:25:32 GMT -6
Awe! Even Veran is in the Christmas Spirit. ;D
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Post by DC Comics on Dec 24, 2011 17:40:56 GMT -6
Is Aper the star on top?
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Post by Ayen on Dec 26, 2011 18:14:20 GMT -6
#137: Where da Pharaohs?
Gabrielle: *crash land in the Crystal Expanse* Well I don't see any Pharaohs.
Daniel Walter Helling: WEEEEEE! *sledge across the snow*
Gabrielle: *walks out of her ship and gets bumped into by a child* Whoa, are you okay?
Zora C. Manson: Watch where you're going, Muggle! A pox on you! *holds out wand*
Gabrielle: Is that a stick?
Zora C. Manson: It's a wand!
Gabrielle: Riiiiiight. *pats Zora on the head* Whatever you say.
Zora C. Manson: You have insulted me for the last time, Muggle! Abracadabra Alakazam! *Zora turns herself into a frog*
Gabrielle: ...
Frog Zora: Ribbit!
Gabrielle: *picks up Frog Zora and walks away*
Daniel Walter Helling: WEEEEEE! *stops sledging and then looks around before getting angry* Where's my footprints!?
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Post by Ayen on Dec 27, 2011 17:18:06 GMT -6
#138: I can fly!DOA Clash: *jumps up into the air to intercept the falling Negro Clash and defeat him* I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly awayMaricul: *shoots Clash in the fin* DOA Clash:  ! I believe you're gonna fallDOA Clash: AHHHHHHHHHHH! I believe you're gonna touch the floor
There's no way you can fly
I on the other handSinger: DOA Clash:  Singer: I can fly! *flies away* I can fly! Negro Clash: Hah! Hah! In yo face, cracka! Maricul: Come on, Clash! Negro Clash: Yes, Ma'am! Oh... Oh... CLASH! I think I'm cute
I know I'm sexy
I got the looks
That drives the girls wild
I got the moves
That really move them
I send them chills
Up and down their spines
I'm just a sexy shark
(sexy shark)
I'm not your shark toy
(shark toy)
I'm just a sexy shark
(sexy shark)
I'm not your shark toy
(shark toy)Maricul: CLASH! Negro Clash: Sorry.
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Post by Clash on Dec 27, 2011 17:24:21 GMT -6
worst thread end ever. I MUST ACT!
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Post by Gabrielle on Dec 27, 2011 18:39:53 GMT -6
Cool. I made it in a Detachment.
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Post by Alex on Dec 27, 2011 22:35:06 GMT -6
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Post by Ayen on Dec 29, 2011 20:02:25 GMT -6
#139: Cries of the GeniusThe Genius: Bane, there's something I must tell you---! *poofs* Bane: Well that's unfortunate. Eva: You're coming with me. Bane: Okay. *Later* Maricul: Hello, Bane. It's a pleasure to finally meet you. Bane: What happened to Genius? Maricul: It's okay. She's being taken care of by top men. Bane: Who? Maricul: Top... men. A couple of hooded figures working for Maricul carries off a large crate into a room and then drops it off, as they leave the camera pans out and out and out to reveal that the whole room is filled with crates and these crates contain... The Genius: OMG I'M A VIDEO GAME!
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Post by Clash on Dec 29, 2011 21:23:31 GMT -6
This ain't over, pumpkin! Also backlog of TeeHees |
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Post by Kragen on Dec 30, 2011 17:32:41 GMT -6
*looks at her copy of MW3*
Olivia, are you in there?
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I don't like to be touch! *pulls out knife* I cut you!
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