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Post by Ayen on Dec 16, 2011 13:44:04 GMT -6
#130: I was a ___ like you once...
Miracle: I was a Christian like you once... but then God made me coo coo for Coco Puffs.
Chloe: I was a human like you once... but then I took a fang to the neck.
Maricul: I was a vampire like you once... but then I took a supernova to the face.
Tajna Rasha: I was omniscience like you once... but then I took a plot convenience to the jaw.
Ayen: I was a comedy writer like you once... but then I jumped over a shark.
Zira: That's nice, Dear.
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Post by Silver Eyes on Dec 16, 2011 13:45:47 GMT -6
This is a good one. xD!
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Post by Chloe/Kat on Dec 16, 2011 13:48:57 GMT -6
You stole my joke!  You die now!  |
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Post by Silver Eyes on Dec 16, 2011 14:35:28 GMT -6
Other: I used to be feared by all...but then I got bumped by a goddamn shark.
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Post by Clash on Dec 16, 2011 16:15:40 GMT -6
Other liked it.
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Post by Tenjou, Utena on Dec 16, 2011 21:40:59 GMT -6
I used to be a Prince that saved Princesses but then I got ran through by a sword.
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Post by DC Comics on Dec 16, 2011 21:45:16 GMT -6
I used to be comic book nerd but then I took a paper cut to the finger.  |
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Post by Aminee Starlight on Dec 16, 2011 22:02:12 GMT -6
I used to be the biggest Pop Idol of the century but then I took a--
No. That's not appropriate for here.
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Post by Ayen on Dec 17, 2011 16:53:49 GMT -6
#131: RPs have changed
James Kensington: Role playing has changed. It's no longer a fun activity used by people who wish to lay back and/or improve their writing.
Role playing has changed. It's now filled with dick wavering, dick measuring outcasts attempting to solidify their fake imaginary friend above the opposing imaginary friends of the herd.
Role playing has changed. It has become a venue for people stuck in their mother's basement unable to show their face to the light of day and instead turn a fun pass time into a platform to groove their own ego. An ego as imaginary as their imaginary friend.
The age of fun has become the age of god mode.
All in the name of 'pride'
Samus Aran: Snake, what are you doing?
James Kensington: Uh. Nothing.
Samus Aran: Weirdo. *walks away*
James Kensington: Role playing has changed.
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Post by Clash on Dec 17, 2011 18:07:44 GMT -6
TeeHee
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Post by Garrus Vakarian on Dec 17, 2011 18:16:15 GMT -6
This is true for a lot of places sadly.
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Post by Ayen on Dec 18, 2011 15:31:50 GMT -6
#132: That Stung!
Aran: CHARGE! *Aran charged Alucard head first with her sword held up high above her head*
Alucard: *blows off Aran's head point blank with the 13mm Jackal* Well, that was anticlimactic.
Aran: You insensitive prick! *starts to grow head back* Do you have any idea how much that stings?
Alucard: *goes to fire again but weapons overheat*
Aran: Hah!
Alucard: *slice head in two with his bare hand*
Aran: Ow!
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Post by Dracula on Dec 18, 2011 18:18:57 GMT -6
*chuckles*
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Post by Linx on Dec 18, 2011 19:03:52 GMT -6
Lol, I approve mine. It accurately, mostly, sums up my feelings on the new generation or RPers and gamers, lol. Now excuse me whilst I go refine this speech to deliver in an epic voice to some random person on the street...
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Post by Alex on Dec 18, 2011 21:18:39 GMT -6
Scary. I thought Men in Black when Aran got her head blown off too.
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