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Post by Clash on Dec 10, 2011 18:24:03 GMT -6
TeeHee
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Post by Garrus Vakarian on Dec 11, 2011 5:37:00 GMT -6
Don't get Miracle's name wrong or she'll grow tentacles and beat you.
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Post by Ayen on Dec 11, 2011 13:47:36 GMT -6
125: Tragic
Clash: Hey Miracle, do you wanna make out? *launches himself up into the air at Miracle*
Leon: Cock block!
Clash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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*noms Leon*
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's just what we need
you decided this
whatcha say?
Mmmm what did she say?
Maricul: Clash, you better not have digested that man. Spit him out.
Clash: You'll get him back eventually.
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Post by Silver Eyes on Dec 11, 2011 13:58:46 GMT -6
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Post by Miracle on Dec 11, 2011 13:59:53 GMT -6
Why was I drinking soda while reading this?
WHY?!
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Post by Clash on Dec 11, 2011 16:29:30 GMT -6
Why do I keep killing people in one hit?! WHY DO THINGS I LIKE DIE!?!?
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Post by Ayen on Dec 12, 2011 20:21:02 GMT -6
126: RoyaltiesDOA Clash: Pyyyyykes! Negro Clash: Fuck your pykes I'm a shark in space!  Soaring so high above the world,
Never thought I could be so free.Ayen: *blocks Negro Clash's path and holds out his palm expecting to be handed something* Negro Clash: You can't charge me royalties, cracka. You stole this joke off of South Park. Ayen: *tampers with Negro Clash's boosters so they won't work* Negro Clash: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF---! CRASH!Ayen: Steal my jokes, will you. *flies away*
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Post by Ayen on Dec 13, 2011 19:56:07 GMT -6
#127: Adult?
Miracle: I am a follower of Yahweh. I act as his divine instructment here on Genesis and I will smite all who opposes his laws with great fury!
Maricul: You're beautiful when you're angry.
I've been really tryin', baby
Maricul: *touches Miracle*
Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long
Miracle: o.o
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Maricul: *smiles*
Then, c'mon, oh, c'mon
*The two lips start to inch closer and closer together*
Let's get it on
BANG! *Just like that a gunshot echo throughout the air and both Maricul and Miracle fell down to their death.
Sincara: Not in my town.
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Post by Miracle on Dec 14, 2011 0:43:25 GMT -6
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Post by Ayen on Dec 14, 2011 14:21:58 GMT -6
#128: School What?Ayen: *logs into the forum to find it deserted* Huh. Where is everybody?  : Muhahahahaha! Ayen: What was that? : It was me, Ayen. Ayen: Who are you? Final Exam: I am the Final Exam and I have taken your members hostage. Muhahahahahaha! Ayen: Why? Why would you do such a thing? Final Exam: To make them get a good education so they can go to a good college. Ayen: Why? Final Exam: So they can get a high paying job. Ayen: Why? Final Exam: To pay off what they owe going to college! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ayen: You monster! *pulls out bazooka* Let my people go! *fires off bazooka* Final Exam: NOOOOOOOOOO! *explodes* Ayen: Y-you can't hurt anyone anymore.
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Post by Silver Eyes on Dec 14, 2011 14:36:30 GMT -6
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Post by Ayen on Dec 14, 2011 14:39:34 GMT -6
You mean shooting it with a bazooka doesn't solve your problem? Resident Evil lied to me! |
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Post by Ayen on Dec 16, 2011 0:01:35 GMT -6
#129: Package for Clash
DOA Clash: *enters a room to find a large crate with his name on it and a note* "We hope you enjoy what lies inside this crate." Well let have a look! *grabs a crane and opens it up to reveal---*
IT'S A WHORE IN A BOX!
Nikki: I'm a slave -.-
You can do what ever you want!
DOA Clash: o.o
'Cause she's a whore and she can't say no to you!
Nikki: I'm a slave, you ass!
DOA Clash: Same thing.
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Post by Silver Eyes on Dec 16, 2011 1:57:14 GMT -6
Welp, better check 'er out for anything contagious. Yeeeup yeup.
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Post by Ayen on Dec 16, 2011 1:58:38 GMT -6
Welp, better check 'er out for anything contagious. Yeeeup yeup. Check her out for anything contagious... Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. |
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: Muhahahahaha!