Linx
Draconian
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Post by Linx on Dec 1, 2011 1:33:22 GMT -6
Huh, I made it into a detachment and it took me a bit to realize it. Nifty. I approve these messages!
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Miracle
Human
High Priestess
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Post by Miracle on Dec 1, 2011 18:29:53 GMT -6
That's right. Me so lazy me can't even die properly. w00t!
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Post by Aminee Starlight on Dec 1, 2011 19:03:04 GMT -6
That's right. Me so lazy me can't even die properly. w00t! I don't think laziness works that way.  |
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Post by Ayen on Dec 1, 2011 20:25:41 GMT -6
#118: Elder God
Nyarlathotep: Veran, it's over!
Veran: Oh what are you going to do sick an elder god on me?
Nyarlathotep: *sicks an elder god on Veran*
Veran: ... Oh what are you going to do now sick a bunch of incredibly hot men on me?
Nyarlathotep: ...
Veran: ...
Guill: Worth a shot.
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Clash
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Post by Clash on Dec 2, 2011 17:37:36 GMT -6
Don't Worry, Gui'll. I'm always there for you.  I mean... TeeHee! |
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Post by Ayen on Dec 4, 2011 0:01:24 GMT -6
#119: His Will
Miracle B: You know what must be done.
Miracle A: I know but I don't want to.
Miracle B: It is his will.
Miracle B sets Miracle A down in front of a TV screen and gives her a controller as the TV comes on
Link: Jeez it sure is boring around here!
King of Hyrule: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
Miracle A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Miracle
Human
High Priestess
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Post by Miracle on Dec 4, 2011 2:11:36 GMT -6
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
*does not lose faith*
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Post by Ayen on Dec 5, 2011 5:54:33 GMT -6
#120: STFU!
Alucard: Muhahahaha! *shoots at stuff with his guns* LOUD NOISES!
Aran: Alucard! Y U SO LOUD!? I'm trying to sleep over here!
Alucard: Can't sleep? Then allow me to offer you eternal slu---
Alucard is then blown to pieces right in front of Aran
Aran: o.o
Kragen: *blows smoke away from the barrel of his gun*
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Post by Ayen on Dec 6, 2011 4:55:14 GMT -6
#121: Fool
Miracle: A fool's fool fools fools who foolishly accept the foolishness of a fool's fool.
Sparda: What?
Miracle: Foolish reasoning for a foolish fool from a foolishly foolish fool meant to fool me.
Linx: How much longer is this going to go on?
Maricul: She's quoting Proverbs this could take a while.
Miracle: ARASHI QUOTES! *stabs Maricul*
Maricul: My breasts!
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Post by Ayen on Dec 8, 2011 8:11:01 GMT -6
#122: Photoshop
Aper: *draws a couple of horizontal lines on the church and adds some special effects*
Miracle: He's destroying the temple!
Sparda: o.o
Amoura: *facepalms*
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Post by Ayen on Dec 9, 2011 9:52:43 GMT -6
#123: What's behind that Door?
Amoura: All right, now, where to find that shroud?
Amoura enters a room with three doors standing across from her
Amoura: Let see what's behind door number one!
Amoura opens the door to find Tori and Superwoman making out with each other and quickly slams the door shut
Amoura: Okay. Not in that one. Let's try door number two.
Amoura opens that door but this time it is Chloe and Argus she sees making out
Amoura: Argus!
Argus: Just because you're stuck up doesn't mean I have to be too.
Amoura slams the door shut and then reluctantly tries door number three only to find Ranka and Bane making out
Amoura: What the hell!?
Bane: It's not what it looks like.
Ranka: It's exactly what it looks like.
Amoura slams door number three a little harder than the other two
Amoura: What the fuck is up with everyone acting like hormonal teenagers!?
Neil Patrick Harris: I'm glad you asked.
Amoura: Neil Patrick Harris?
Neil Patrick Harris: You see hormonal levels are at their peeked in human beings from puberty to young adulthood which causes them to want to jump the bones of any other human they see. Otherwise called "Rabbithumpicitis."
Amoura: Rabbithumpawhat?
Neil Patrick Harris: Rabbithumpicitis has three key stages; mildly frustrated, moderate frustration and virgin.
Amoura: -_-
Neil Patrick Harris: At this time it saddens me to inform you that there is no known cure for Rabbithumpicitis, but the best known treatment is of course what you have witness today. Getting action from your fellow man and or woman.
Maricul: Which wouldn't bother you so much if you had a tongue of your own down your throat. So for goodness sake, woman, find a tongue!
Neil Patrick Harris: Well, well, what do we have here?
Maricul: Oh, hi.
Maricul and Neil then proceeds to make out
Amoura: I'll show myself out...
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Post by Silver Eyes on Dec 9, 2011 11:35:44 GMT -6
I laughed and felt sorry for my character at the same time.
At the same time.
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Clash
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Post by Clash on Dec 9, 2011 14:31:20 GMT -6
TeeHee Don't worry, Amoura. Everyone feels sorry for your character |
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Post by Ayen on Dec 10, 2011 12:47:32 GMT -6
#124: My name is Miracle!
Sazan: Zira, come quick! You just have to come see this!
Miracle: I'm Miracle.
Sazan: Oh sorry my mistake.
Later that day
Amoura: Zira! I have something really important to tell you!
Miracle: But I'm Miracle.
Amoura: Oops! Sorry about that.
Again later that day
Sparda: Zira, I found out something important concerning the Arashi Prophecy.
Miracle: My name is Miracle! *Miracle cried out in pure rage as she grew many, many, many many ink black tentacles that began to break through walls and concrete*
Sparda: All right, all right, don't get your tentacles all tied up in a knot.
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Miracle
Human
High Priestess
Posts: 426
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Post by Miracle on Dec 10, 2011 13:21:28 GMT -6
*gets tentacles tied in a knot* Oof!
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