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Post by Clash on Nov 25, 2011 20:43:45 GMT -6
you stole me stealing your thread... to make a thread about me... YOU REALLY DO CARE!
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Post by Ayen on Nov 26, 2011 20:50:35 GMT -6
#113: Our Special Night
Sazan: Say, Amoura, remember that one time I gave into the lust and slept with Elizabeth?
Amoura: Yes...?
Sazan: That was you, wasn't it?
Amoura: Well, um, uhh...
Sazan: I can tell when you lie.
Amoura: -hang head in shame- Yes.
Sazan: Huh. Fancy that. Well I guess that means technically I did what everyone has been trying to do for years now. Nail you in an alleyway before sunup. See you tomorrow.
Amoura: Yeah... Tomorrow... I'm just going to go eat my enormously large gun now.
Sazan: Say hello to Sparda for me.
Amoura: ಠ_ಠ
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Post by Clash on Nov 26, 2011 20:51:47 GMT -6
>Implying Sparda has a big gun
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Post by Miracle on Nov 26, 2011 20:59:44 GMT -6
Sazan's a player.
Take me now.
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Post by Ayen on Nov 27, 2011 19:27:17 GMT -6
#114: Make your Move
Chloe: I'm finally alone with Argus. Time to turn on the charm! *Chloe lets down her hair and enters the room Argus was in but to her surprise she finds another woman sitting down next to him on the couch*
Lady Yuna: Hey, Chloe! I'm Yuna. I was just in the neighborhood on my way back to Crystal City and decided to pay you guys a visit. Miracle has told me so much about you.
Chloe: T_T
Vagina Block!
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Post by Clash on Nov 27, 2011 20:12:25 GMT -6
TeeHee
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Post by Silver Eyes on Nov 28, 2011 12:09:14 GMT -6
...-facepalm-
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Post by Ayen on Nov 28, 2011 13:10:00 GMT -6
#115: Then I woke up
Miracle: *wakes up disoriented and discovers that she's hanging on the ceiling of a building tied to a cross* Wh-what's going on!? *meanwhile down below her*
Zombie #1: Hey, baby! You ready to get it on?
Zombie #2: Yeah. I brought over some of my friends, I hope you don't mind.
Zombie #1: Oh yeah!
Miracle: I'm 12 and what is this?
*the zombies start making out and roll, rolling on the ground below Miracle*
Miracle: Oh. Oh god! Not on the carpet!
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Post by Kragen on Nov 28, 2011 14:06:07 GMT -6
LOL!
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Post by Veran on Nov 28, 2011 14:13:16 GMT -6
And then the floor got an infection.
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Post by Ayen on Nov 29, 2011 12:17:13 GMT -6
#116: Does it get Easier?
Aminee Starlight: Does it get easier killing people the more you do it?
Kragen: Yes.
Aminee Starlight: That's not very comforting...
Kragen: Take it to someone who gives a crap.
And so she did
Caboose: I actually wouldn't know *accidentally sets off his gun and kills a bunch of people around him* AHH!
Leon: Killing ain't easy.
William Gears: I'm an assassin. Of course it gets easier.
Celty Sturluson: I haven't really killed anyone...
Hellsing Alucard: It's always been easy for me.
Aminee Starlight: That's not very comforting...
Hellsing Alucard: You're coming to the wrong person for comfort, lady.
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Post by Garrus Vakarian on Nov 29, 2011 13:48:38 GMT -6
Poor Aminee.
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Post by Clash on Nov 29, 2011 18:04:31 GMT -6
It's true, it's lol, and it's coming this fall.
TeeHee
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Post by Ayen on Dec 1, 2011 1:28:34 GMT -6
#117: Can't Be Bothered
Other: *attacks Zira*
Zira Firestone: *blocks*
Other *attacks Zira again*
Zira Firestone: *dodges*
Other: *attacks Zira a third time*
Zira Firestone: *counters*
Other: Hey knock it out! I can't be bothered to put effort in to killing you!
Zira Firestone: I can't be bothered to put effort in to being killed.
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Post by Clash on Dec 1, 2011 1:31:53 GMT -6
TeeHee.
...again.
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