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Post by Clash on Nov 20, 2011 18:26:23 GMT -6
The hidden jokes? No one loves Alexis and Ross wants to sleep with Ayen.
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Post by Insanity Renaissance on Nov 20, 2011 18:41:16 GMT -6
xDD Was the guy Caboose's dad? He always said "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." |
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Post by Ayen on Nov 23, 2011 4:21:53 GMT -6
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Post by Ayen on Nov 23, 2011 4:35:56 GMT -6
#109: Time to Move
General Vulture: -points to a map of Jherra- We'll launch a full scale attack on Hallowton forcing back the Crystal City allies that resides there while getting a footing into the Crystal Expanse and the Downward Spiral, is what I would say if this wasn't a parody written by a man who has too much time on his hands. So instead I'm just going to dump nuclear waste on them. Any objections?
Everyone: I OBJECT!
General Vulture: No objections? Okay then, DUMP THE NUCLEAR WASTE!
-Hallowton is then drowned in nuclear waste-
Sparda: I think it's time we moved.
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Post by Veran on Nov 23, 2011 4:39:08 GMT -6
Haha... ha.
Force them to retreat into the Crystal Expanse? Why not go all the way and force a retreat into the bloody sun?!
Edit: Come to think of it... that might be a valid strategy.
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Post by Ayen on Nov 23, 2011 4:58:59 GMT -6
#110: Challenge
Ranko: No one's getting near this vagina.
MegaloClash: Challenge accepted!
Adam Reinheart: Back off this one's mine!
Kasul: You both better back off or I'll make the phrase "soul job" become an unpleasant reality!
-Clash and Adam slowly begin to back away from Ranko and her demon blade before running off-
Kasul: Bloody vultures! Now where were we baby?
Ranko: You're not getting any either.
Kasul: Well next time I'll just let the shark rape you! -powers down- I should have chosen Maricul as my wielder...
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Post by Veran on Nov 23, 2011 16:44:36 GMT -6
Why do I imagine this is barely even ooc for these characters? XD
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Post by Clash on Nov 24, 2011 0:21:23 GMT -6
TeeHee
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Post by Clash on Nov 24, 2011 0:29:27 GMT -6
Ka-Ka-Ka-CLASH JACKED! Veran: You think you have won... Clash: And now let's see who's under that mask... GIVE ME YOUR FACE! -Clash rips Veran's mask off, revealing...- Old Man Weatherbee: I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT DAMN SHARK! INVERSELY [/center] Veran: You think you have won... Clash: And now let's see who's under that mask... GIVE ME YOUR FACE! -Clash rips Veran's mask off, revealing...- Vincent Kennedy McMahon:IT WAS ME, CLASH... Sasha: Oh son of a bitch! Vincent Kennedy McMahon: IT WAS ME... ALL... ALONG!!! |
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Post by Chloe/Kat on Nov 24, 2011 23:11:29 GMT -6
Oh, I'm sorry. Is this more to your liking?  |
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Post by Silver Eyes on Nov 24, 2011 23:22:33 GMT -6
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Post by Ayen on Nov 25, 2011 1:18:11 GMT -6
#111: Hell on Earth
Carari Grey: Heaven help us. Doomsday is moving. Help! Somebody help me!
The Genius: -appears and slits Carari's throat-
Carari Grey: -dies-
Superwoman: What the hell are you doing? You weren't supposed to kill her!
The Genius: I wasn't?
Superwoman: No!
The Genius: Oh. I'm sorry.
Superwoman: It's a bit late for that now, don't you think?
The Genius: Maybe not. -runs over to the corner and push Doctor Who out of the way before traveling in his Tardis- I gotta borrow this! -Olivia travels back in time to before she killed Carari- No! Don't do it you can't kill her!
Past Genius: Who are you?
The Genius: I'm you from the future and whatever you do, don't kill Carari!
Past Genius: Can I at least hit her?
The Genius: Yeah sure, knock yourself out.
Past Genius: -punches Carari in the face-
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Post by Clash on Nov 25, 2011 1:22:38 GMT -6
TeeHee
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Post by Kara on Nov 25, 2011 2:04:03 GMT -6
True story.
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Post by Ayen on Nov 25, 2011 20:37:39 GMT -6
#112: The Wall
Clash: Are there any queers in the audience tonight?
Veran: It will come to past!
Clash: Get 'em up against the wall!
-Clash and Veran begin to fight in the fabric of space and time or something, I don't know I didn't read the thread-
Clash: I'm a shaaaaaaark! Suck my diiiiiiiiick!
Veran: I haven't a face to suck with, you fool.
Clash: One moment.
-Meanwhile-
Validus: I've came here to kill you.
Sparda: Kill me? I am The Legendary Dark Knight Sparda! I welcome you to try!
Clash: GIVE ME YOUR FACE!
-Clash rushes in, tears off Validus' face and leaves-
Sparda: My epic battle!
-Back at Utopia-
Clash: CHARGE! -Clash slaps Validus' face onto Veran- SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
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