Alex
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Post by Alex on Nov 18, 2011 21:06:38 GMT -6
I feel like I had this conversation before.
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Post by Kragen on Nov 19, 2011 0:49:03 GMT -6
Collateral damage.
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Post by Aminee Starlight on Nov 19, 2011 0:52:55 GMT -6
Better give him the Morning After pill lest we have a little Ayen running around.
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Kira Yamato
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"This is still a world I want to protect!"
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Post by Kira Yamato on Nov 19, 2011 1:16:07 GMT -6
Says the person who refused to be checked.  |
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Post by Aminee Starlight on Nov 19, 2011 1:44:12 GMT -6
Says the person who refused to be checked. If I have babies that would be awesome but if Ayen has babies.... |
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Post by Ayen on Nov 19, 2011 1:56:35 GMT -6
Says the person who refused to be checked. If I have babies that would be awesome but if Ayen has babies.... Hey! Screw you! |
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Clash
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Post by Clash on Nov 19, 2011 2:00:52 GMT -6
If I have babies that would be awesome but if Ayen has babies.... Hey! Screw you! Ayen gets to Screw Aminee, Aminee gets babies, A PLAN WITH NO DRAWBACKS. >Implying I'll escape and survive Zira's wrath. |
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Post by Chloe/Kat on Nov 19, 2011 2:03:39 GMT -6
Does this make Ayen gay or straight for his own character?
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Post by Ayen on Nov 19, 2011 8:04:35 GMT -6
#106: The Call
Ayen is found waiting by the phone at the house
Amoura: Ayen, what are you doing?
Madam Ayen: Drake said he’d call.
Amoura: Oh boy. -walks away-
Zira Firestone: -walks up- Ayen, don’t you think this is a little desperate?
Madam Ayen: I just don’t want to miss his call.
Alexis Malaware: Ayen…. -gets Zira out of the way and then holds Ayen by the shoulders- YOU ARE A GUY! G! U! Y! GUY! And I really think you should forget about this “one night stand” and help us find a way to change you back.
Madam Ayen: One night stand? It wasn’t a one night stand! -smacks Alexis away and start to back up- You’ll see! You’ll all see! Drake and I? We have something special!
Later that day
Madam Ayen: -crying on the couch with a bucket of ice cream in his lap getting it all over his face-
Other: Stop hogging all the ice cream! -takes the bucket and starts eating it herself-
To Be Continued
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Post by Zira Firestone on Nov 19, 2011 16:55:26 GMT -6
That's what you get for cheating on me! ...with yourself.
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Clash
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Post by Clash on Nov 19, 2011 17:33:55 GMT -6
so every time Ayen masturbates he's cheating on you?
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Post by Zira Firestone on Nov 19, 2011 17:43:35 GMT -6
Yes. Every boy should know this.
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Post by Insanity Renaissance on Nov 19, 2011 19:50:12 GMT -6
Ayen, you forgot to mention watching sappy chick flicks while eating your ice cream. |
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Post by Ayen on Nov 19, 2011 20:00:47 GMT -6
Ayen, you forgot to mention watching sappy chick flicks while eating your ice cream. Damn!  |
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Post by Ayen on Nov 20, 2011 17:56:34 GMT -6
#107: Men!
Ayen is sulking in the kitchen while Alexis is fixing breakfast
Ross: Hey, guys.
Alexis Malaware: Hi, Ross.
Zira Firestone: Hi.
Madam Ayen: Men….
Ross: Excuse me?
Madam Ayen: You say you’re going to call but you don’t call. You just take whatever the hell you want and give nothing back!
Ross: What’s with him?
Alexis Malaware: Ayen is upset that the guy he went out with hasn’t called him yet. I emphasize words like “he” and “him” to remind Ayen that once upon a time, HE WAS A GUY!
Madam Ayen: -looks at Zira- Do you think I came on too strong?
Zira Firestone: What? No! Not at all!
Madam Ayen: I never should have slept with him. I gave him all the milk for free, there’s no interest in the cow now!
Alexis Malaware: How did we get on the subject of farm animals? -puts breakfast on the table-
Madam Ayen: And you know the worst part of it all? I’ll never be a guy again!
As he says that and starts to cry his voice drops and he transform back into a guy
Zira Firestone: Ayen! Ayen, look!
Zira holds up a mirror and Ayen looks into it
Ayen: Oh my god! -takes the mirror and looks at it- I’m a guy again! Wait.
Ayen runs upstairs and the others can hear him opening and closing the bathroom door as his voice can then be heard all the way from downstairs
Ayen: I’m back!
Zira Firestone: -sits up from her seat and runs upstairs to join Ayen-
Ross: Well then. I’ll be going.
Ross leaves and Alexis looks around at the breakfast she prepared with no one to share it with
Alexis Malaware: Sigh.
The End
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