Alex
Time Lord
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Post by Alex on Nov 26, 2011 3:12:22 GMT -6
Amoura would be near shit.
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Post by Ayen on Nov 26, 2011 3:19:32 GMT -6
Life is like a box of shit. You never know what you're gonna get you just know it smells.
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Post by Aminee Starlight on Nov 29, 2011 3:58:09 GMT -6
Ayen
"Who's your daddy?"
Aminee Starlight
"You are."
Ayen
"I said who's your daddy!?"
Aminee Starlight
"You are!" You have no idea just how funny this is. |
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Post by Zira Firestone on Nov 29, 2011 4:11:02 GMT -6
Expo 11: InvasionAlexis rushed into the oval office to alert the President to a national crisis. Alexis Malaware
"Ayen, DOA is under attack. Aircano has just been laid to waste by an unknown enemy what do we do?"
Ayen
"Invade Jherrazad."
Alexis Malaware
"What do they have to do with anything?"
Ayen
"They have everything to do with it! This is terrorism we're dealing with here, Malaware. Terrorism! And I be damned if I'm going to let the Commies, Nazis and the Muslims win!"
Alexis Malaware
"What the fuck!?"
Ayen
"Oil! We're invading them for oil."
Alexis Malaware
"Oh. What about the terrorists that attacked us?"
Ayen
"We'll let the next President worry about them."
Alexis Malaware
"Okay..."
Ayen
"Hey! If anyone ask you why we're invading Jherrazad you say...?"
Alexis Malaware
"It's to counteract terrorism."
Ayen
"Very good! Oh and start tapping people phones while you're at it too, but give it a sexy title so people will go for it."
Alexis Malaware
"Like the Patriot Act?"
Ayen
"I was thinking "Ayen's Sexy Counter-Terrorism Plan" but we'll go with your title."
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Post by Zira Firestone on Nov 29, 2011 4:12:46 GMT -6
Ayen
"Who's your daddy?"
Aminee Starlight
"You are."
Ayen
"I said who's your daddy!?"
Aminee Starlight
"You are!" You have no idea just how funny this is. Wait, what? |
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Post by Garrus Vakarian on Nov 29, 2011 13:51:07 GMT -6
So he went from a Bill Clinton style presidency to a George W. Bush one?
This is what happens when you don't let Ayen have his affairs.
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Veran
Arashi
The First Aspect
Posts: 20
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Post by Veran on Nov 29, 2011 15:22:43 GMT -6
Expo 11: InvasionAlexis Malaware
"What the fuck!?" Best line ever. |
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