Zira's Expo

[Zira Firestone]

Expo 1: The Feud

Once upon a time Amoura was out and about killing demons, because that what Amoura does she kill demons! Until one day Maricul flew down from the sky and approached Maricul with a challenge!

Maricul
"Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you."

Amoura Ethelia
"No you can't."

*punches a demon*

Maricul
"Yes I can.

*punches a demon*

Amoura Ethelia
"No you can't."

*punches a demon*

Maricul
"Yes I can!

*punches a demon*

Amoura Ethelia
"No you can't!"

*punches a demon*

Maricul
"Yes I can! Yes I can! Yes I can!"

*pulls off a demon's head*

And so their rivalry began, until Maricul started acting weird.

Amoura Ethelia
*turns on the light to see Maricul in her room*

"What are you doing here?"

Maricul
"I like watching you sleep."

Amoura Ethelia

[Alex]

I approve of this.

[Ayen]

It's true. I can do anything better than her

[Silver Eyes]

Nov 4, 2011 12:46:02 GMT -6 Ayen said:

It's true. I can do anything better than her

LIES! D< -mouthfrothlazereyesclaws-

[Zira Firestone]

Expo 2: The Wedding Crasher

One day Veran was holding a flier.

Veran
"What's this?"

The Wedding of Sazan and Michael!
At Crystal City Sanctuary

Veran
"Ooh!"

Veran looked down and down the guest list until he noticed something.

Veran
"Not invited!? Well we'll just see about that."

So after watching Days of our Lives, because Veran NEVER misses a single episode of Days of our Lives, Veran appeared into the church where the wedding was being hosted at via thunder and lighting!

Veran
"Hello."

Everyone started to run and scream.

Veran
"Right I'll just sit on the groom's side."

A few minutes later

Miracle
"If there is anyone here today who sees just cause why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Veran
"Ahem."

Miracle, Sazan, Michael and other members of the wedding party turn their heads to look at Veran now standing in the crowd.

Veran
"Yeah, I don't want to be 'this guy' but.... if you marry them I'll kill everyone here."

Silence overtook the room as everyone looked horrified.

Veran
"I was afraid you'd react this way. Good thing I brought along some music to lighten up the mood."

Veran pulls out a CD Player and turns it on as "When You're Evil" by Voltaire began to play as Veran started dancing.

[Zira Firestone]

Expo 3: Numbers

During a dark and gloomy night in Isafaro, though I suppose it's a dark and gloomy night there 24/7, Aminee Starlight was in her prison cell banging on her prison cell door.

Aminee Starlight
"Let me out of here! Please!"

???
"That won't work. You're just wasting energy."

Aminee Starlight
"Who are you?"

???
"201."

Aminee Starlight
"201? A number is your name?"

201
"They told me to pick a number in the cafeteria so I did."

Aminee's eyes widened over 201 as she turned around and started pounding on the door harder.

Aminee Starlight
"GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

[Zira Firestone]

Expo 4: Support

One day Zira was at her computer writing a new edition to her Zira's Expo.

Zira Firestone
"This is so much fun!"

Ayen
"It won't last. Many dragons has made siege for my kingdom and they all lie dead.... I am the King of Comedy on DOA! ME!"

Zira Firestone
"That's not supportive boyfriend talk I hear back there."

Ayen
"Oh! Uh.... Go, Zira! GO!"

Happy, Zira started writing her next expo.

Dianne
"Hi, I'm a vampire who just killed a bunch of people and am currently covered in their blood, wanna make out?"

Argus
"No, that's ok, I'm good."

[Clash]

Argus doesn't know what he wants in a woman.

[Zira Firestone]

Expo 5: Derp

Amoura Ethelia
"Derp, derp, derp!"

Tajna Rasha
"Um.... do you mind?"

Amoura Ethelia
"Derp?"

Tajna Rasha
"Shut up!"

Amoura Ethelia
"Derp, derp, derp, derp."

Sick of Amoura's shenanigans, Tajna opened up a portal to a different world and kicked Amoura through it so he could have some peace and quiet. In the midst of that peace and quiet his good friend Validus came along with an emo expression on his face.

Validus Recubo
"It is not enough."

Tajna Rasha
"Shut up, Validus nobody likes you."

Validus Recubo
"....I don't like them either!"

[Zira Firestone]

Expo 6: Rice

Ayen
"Hey Zira, how come you haven't made a new Zira's Expo yet?"

Zira rolled over in her bed tucked neatly underneath the covers, grumbling.

Zira Firestone
"STFU IT'S COLD!"

Ayen
"No excuses!"

Ayen forces a grouchy Zira Firestone out of her bed and onto her computer chair so she can write a new Expo.

Ayen
"Now type while I go make you your coffee."

Zira continues to grumble as she writes.

Amoura Ethelia
"Hi Everyone, my name is Amoura and I love rice!"

Sparda
"I also love rice!"

Veran comes rushing onto the scene raising up his arms and waving them like mad.

Veran
"OH MY GOD I LOVE RICE! I'M JUST COO COO FOR RICE!"

Then Clash appeared.

Clash
"I am the king of rice! Bow to my ricey goodness!"

The others begin to bow and praise King Clash of the Rice World as Mariya came up from behind.

Mariya
"Rice sucks!"

A great big gasp can be heard in the Rice Kingdom as everyone looks to Mariya, a big troll head replacing her regular head, as they get angry "FFFFFFFFFFFF-!" and chase Mariya out of the Rice Kingdom.

King Clash
"Now that the Great Troll has been exiled from the Rice Kingdom may everyone come together, and suck my dick!"

And the whole kingdom rejoiced.

[Ayen]

I'm suddenly in the mood for rice.

[Zira Firestone]

*pours rice on herself*

Yeah? You want some rice, baby?

[Silver Eyes]

The randomness of this Expo has made my day. Thank you. <3

[Zira Firestone]

Expo 7: The Warhead of Stupid

Ayen
"Hello, everyone. I'm the President of DOA."

Alexis Malaware
"I'm the Vice President."

Amoura Ethelia
"I'm the Vice-Vice President!"

Ayen
"There's no such thing."

Sparda
"Guys, look! There's a warhead full of stupid heading this way!"

Everyone looks outside the window of the oval office to see the giant warhead of stupidity coming straight for them.

Ayen
"My god, a warhead with that much stupid could take out a whole city block! That's at least.... two threads...."

Alexis Malaware
"Isn't launching a warhead of stupidity on America kind of redundant?"

USA
BOO!

Alexis Malaware
"What?"

Ayen
"I must counter this the only way I know how. By launching an even bigger bomb at it!"

Ayen goes over to his desk to activate the red button but he sees a pink button there instead.

Ayen
"What the fuck?"

Amoura Ethelia
"Oh yeah.... I replaced the red button with the pink button. It shoots out flowers, see?"

Amoura presses it and a bunch of flowers hit the warhead.

Ayen
"You've doomed us all!"

Ayen tackles Amoura to the ground and begins to choke her as the warhead hits the oval office and explodes and out came a woman in all black with a white D on her shirt.

D
"Hey, Ayen. You suck!"

Ayen looks away from choking Amoura to D.

Ayen
"Why?"

D
"Because!"

Ayen
"That's not a reason."

D doesn't respond and then instead runs around laughing like an idiot until Alexis punched her in the face. The punch causing D head to come clean off as her headless body now lies on the floor.

Alexis Malaware
"Bitch."

[Alex]

Day made.