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Post by Ayen on Nov 17, 2011 13:55:46 GMT -6
I like the part where I strangle Amoura.
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Post by Veran on Nov 17, 2011 16:37:45 GMT -6
Ha... hahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
*Exalt*
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Post by Silver Eyes on Nov 17, 2011 16:39:26 GMT -6
I like the part where I strangle Amoura. That's my favorite part too! ... Wait a minute. |
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Post by Clash on Nov 17, 2011 19:25:18 GMT -6
I like the part where I strangle Amoura. That's my favorite part too! ... Wait a minute. I KNEW IT! |
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Post by lisa on Nov 17, 2011 19:46:36 GMT -6
Problem, America?
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Post by Zira Firestone on Nov 18, 2011 16:58:26 GMT -6
Expo 8: The Fall of EternityAlexis walked into the oval office to see Zira Firestone (THAT'S ME!) on the president's lap. Alexis Malaware
"Who's this?"
Ayen
"My new personal assistant. Emphasis on the personal."
Alexis Malaware
"Gross. You're needed downstairs."
Ayen
"All right. *turns over to give Zira a kiss* I'll be right back -- you be nice and show her around!" Ayen gets up and leaves the room while Alexis looks back to Zira. Alexis Malaware
"You want to see something neat?" Alexis takes Zira over to a window and opens it. Alexis Malaware
"This is the Fall of Eternity."
Zira Firestone
"What's eternal about it?"
Alexis Malaware
"Well, Ms. Firestone I'm glad you asked." Alexis pushes Zira out the window, she begins to scream as she falls but before she can collide with the bottom she reappeared in the sky and repeated the process over and over and over again never truly hitting the ground. Alexis Malaware
"You see every time you get closer to the ground you teleport back up to the skies and keep falling. Nobody can figure out how it works."
Zira Firestone
"OH MY GOD, THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT PLEASE GET ME OUT!" Meanwhile in a secret underground base in Canada. The Paradox
"Meow, meow! My Fall of Eternity is working perfectly! Meow, meow! Why do I sound like a cat?" Clash bursts down the door behind Paradox and stares him down. Clash
"Sharks eat cats!"
The Paradox
"But cats eat fish."
Clash
"Very well then, let us do battle!" Clash and Paradox charge each other as everything suddenly freeze frame. Morgan Freeman
"Some say that was the end of Clash's story, some say it was only the beginning. No one ever says it was the middle. I'm Morgan Freeman."
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Post by Ayen on Nov 18, 2011 17:03:34 GMT -6
No president is complete without a misses.
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Post by Clash on Nov 18, 2011 23:45:37 GMT -6
But Ayen, you can't hit that if it...  Always misses. Morgan Freeman ruins everything for me. |
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Post by Kragen on Nov 19, 2011 0:46:48 GMT -6
What about catfish?
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Post by Zira Firestone on Nov 19, 2011 17:09:55 GMT -6
Expo 9: BlackmailAyen, Alexis and Amoura were all in the oval office for a meeting. Alexis Malaware
"We've received a copy of this tape from somebody demanding money from us." Alexis placed the video in and pressed play, the tape turned out to be a sex tape between President Ayen and the biggest pop star of our age Aminee Starlight. Ayen
"Who's your daddy?"
Aminee Starlight
"You are."
Ayen
"I said who's your daddy!?"
Aminee Starlight
"You are!" Alexis turned off the tape and looked back at Ayen. Alexis Malaware
"If this gets out you're ruined. What were you thinking?"
Ayen
"What's the big deal? I'm single."
Amoura Ethelia
"But why tape it?"
Ayen
"It's the biggest pop star of our age, you'd have to be crazy not to tape it."
Alexis Malaware
"This can undermine everything we've worked to achieve."
Ayen
"Look with all the good we've done so far I doubt anyone is going to care who I sleep with."
Alexis Malaware
"What did Bill Clinton do while in office?"
Ayen
"Have sex with some chick."
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Post by Ayen on Nov 19, 2011 19:58:08 GMT -6
First you say I'm cheating via masturbation and now you say I'm single?  I'm so confused! But I love being an elected official plus a pimp. Who's your daddy? |
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Post by Lenega Zir on Nov 19, 2011 20:01:33 GMT -6
Your single cause of the cheating!
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Post by Zira Firestone on Nov 26, 2011 2:37:56 GMT -6
Expo 10: PooThe Vice-Vice President of DOA (no such thing) was showing her new assistant, Chloe, around the place before finally coming up to the entrance of her office where Chloe's desk was nearby where a strange looking tube could be found on the right hand side of the desk. Amoura Ethelia
"And finally this is your desk. That's your phone, computer, trash bin on the left and all the files are in your desk door."
Chloe
"What's that strange tube thingy?"
Poop Man
"OHHHHHHHHH!" A bunch of poop shoots down the tube. Amoura Ethelia
"Oh that tube leads up to Poop Man. He's one floor above us."
Chloe
"What does he do?"
Amoura Ethelia
"He deals in shit."
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Post by Clash on Nov 26, 2011 2:54:59 GMT -6
up...setting...
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Post by Ayen on Nov 26, 2011 3:07:01 GMT -6
I just came back from making a turd sandwich myself.
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Always misses.
I'm so confused!
