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Post by Ayen on Jun 17, 2011 13:21:48 GMT -6
#5: What have we Learned?
Sparda: Hey Amoura, how was class today?
Amoura: It was great!
Dante: -bumps into Amoura- Hey watch where you---! Oh that's right you can't! Sorry my bad.
-The moment Dante stepped outside of Devil May Cry a loud explosion is heard with his body falling limp to the ground soon after-
Amoura: Today we learned how to set traps.
Sparda: O___O
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Post by Ayen on Jun 18, 2011 15:27:34 GMT -6
#6: God of Paradise
Kyal: I am Kyal god of Paradise!
Drake White: Are there any scantily clad women there?
Kyal: Uh...no.
Drake White: Not much of a paradise without scantily clad women.
Moments Later
Kyal: And that brought me here.
-the black chair next to Kyal turns around to reveal Maricul sitting in it-
Maricul: You came to the right place.
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Post by Clash on Jun 18, 2011 17:35:19 GMT -6
Tee Hee!
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Post by Silver Eyes on Jun 18, 2011 19:05:59 GMT -6
That was a good one xDD
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Post by Ayen on Jun 19, 2011 13:34:33 GMT -6
#7: Day of Rest
Tori: In the beginning God created the earth in six days and rested on the seventh day. As did our creator, so will our author! So there will be no issue today. And no jokes!
Meanwhile in the woods
Nex: Hey Shinta, why did the chicken cross the road?
Shinta: -sighs- I don't know, Nex. Why?
Nex: To get to the other side!
Back to Tori
Tori: No good ones anyway...
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Post by Ayen on Jun 20, 2011 15:46:07 GMT -6
#8: Order of the What?Lilith: Our day of reckoning is at hand, children! Nobody will be able to stop us! Clash: FUCK YOU ORDER OF THE SCROLL I'M A SHARK IN SPACE!  Soaring so high above the world,
Never thought I could be so free.Clash: Oh I almost forgot -- SUCK MY DICK!-screams Clash while he crashes into the Order of the Scroll base like a meteorite from space and kills them all-
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Post by Silver Eyes on Jun 20, 2011 15:48:23 GMT -6
ROFLMAO!
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Post by Miracle on Jun 20, 2011 15:56:12 GMT -6
SHARKS!
IN!
SPACE!
Someone make it happen. >.>
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Post by Clash on Jun 20, 2011 16:06:47 GMT -6
Clashes in Rockets.
Also another Tee Hee
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Post by Ayen on Jun 21, 2011 16:48:48 GMT -6
#9: Zombie Apocalypse
Nex: You hear the screeching of an owl,
You hear the wind begin to howl,
You know there's zombies on the prowl
Shinta: Nex...
Nex: And it's terror time again,
They've got you running though the night,
It's terror time again,
And you just might die of fright,
It's a terrorfying time--- AHHHH!
-A zombie grabs Nex and starts feasting on his flesh as he screams in agony-
Shinta: Finally some peace and quiet.
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Post by Silver Eyes on Jun 21, 2011 16:51:42 GMT -6
I love that song! XD Nice one.
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Post by Ayen on Jun 22, 2011 10:32:59 GMT -6
#10: Prophecy
Aper: The skies shall rain fire, and the seas will become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all of creation shall tremble before the burning standards of hell…
Within the mass there is one who is the vessel, the harbinger, and if the Arashi does not intervene he shall send forth his terror into all of the realms.
2012
Sarah Palin: Tonight I stand before you humbled as America's first woman president!
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Post by Clash on Jun 22, 2011 10:43:43 GMT -6
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Post by Silver Eyes on Jun 22, 2011 17:10:13 GMT -6
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XDD
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Post by Ayen on Jun 23, 2011 15:49:32 GMT -6
#11: RegretsDante: Let's get this party started! Lady: Taking the demon again, Dante? Dante: Sure. What's the worse that can happen? -gulp, gulp, gulp-
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