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Post by Silver Eyes on Nov 23, 2011 22:07:58 GMT -6
Everyone has their own deal going on and I know Alexis did something exactly like this. I'll be posting real life situations that happen with me while I'm not on the computer.
Bad Puns
Nathan:
So, we have a policy. Every time you say a pun or you read one, you get punched.
Ginny:
*remembers what someone said a while back about this* Well, I guess that means my puns are a 'big hit'! *bolts out the door*
Nathan:
...*chases after* You are not escaping the punch!
Ginny:
AYEEEE! |
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Post by Ayen on Nov 23, 2011 22:40:24 GMT -6
One of these days, Alice...
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Post by Silver Eyes on Nov 27, 2011 11:03:17 GMT -6
Ginny is at her boyfriend's apartment watching a role play take place.
Role Players Lament
Uncle: No, no, no. Ye see...Merlin is stuck in a tree until Arthur is crowned king again.
Nathan: *grins and looks at his friend* Ye know, I just go' an amazeeng idea.
Arthur: Oh no...
Nathan: Ye see, Merlin won't be free until Arthur becomes king. Arthur...
Arthur: It's supposed to be Arthur PENDRAGON!
Nathan: And that matters, why?
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Nathan: Wait, Jesus? Yew mean tha' guy 'o died for our sins on the stone table?
Uncle: I think you got your histories mixed up...
Me: *facepalm* |
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Post by Silver Eyes on Nov 28, 2011 2:09:01 GMT -6
Craig's List
Me: Uh, Nathan? What are you do--NO! I am not a pillow!
Nathan: *using me as a pillow and begins typing on my computer's google search engine*
Me: What the hell are you doing?
Nathan: *Types in 'How to prostitute your girlfriend on Craig's List'*
Me:I certainly hope you are not referring to me *glare*
Nathan: *adds in 'despite her protests' at the end of what he typed*
Me:...fuck you. |
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Post by Clash on Nov 28, 2011 4:16:13 GMT -6
and you did.
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Post by Silver Eyes on Nov 28, 2011 15:17:51 GMT -6
Sssshhhh >.>
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Post by Silver Eyes on Dec 16, 2011 2:04:30 GMT -6
Nerf Claymore, Bitch!
Jacob: And, introduce yourself. *points to me*
Me: Hi I'm--
Jeff: But yeah, nerf guns are pretty interesting.
Me::...Hi, I'm--
Jeff: Reminds me of that one mission we went on where I nearly got tagged. It was freaky.
Me: *starting to get irritated* HI, I'M--
Jeff: And--
Jacob: Uh, Jeff...
Jeff: *notices Ginny is glaring at him*
Me: I. Am putting. A nerf claymore. Under your damned pillow! *smiles sweetly* Hi, I'm Ginny. |
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Post by Silver Eyes on Dec 19, 2011 0:51:43 GMT -6
Who Wants An Orgasm?!
Me: *Is at her friend's apartment and lazing around with other friends*
Alex: So...WHO WANTS AN ORGASM?! *raises his hand*
Me: *perks up and is about to raise her hand*
Alex: Shot. An orgasm shot. Screamer, Caribbean or Normal.
Me:...*coughs and returns to surfing the net on her phone* >///> |
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Post by Clash on Jan 3, 2012 1:39:07 GMT -6
marry me o.o
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Post by Silver Eyes on Jan 13, 2012 1:38:33 GMT -6
DnD Campaign: Episode #1Me: So, I do a roll for getting off my mount and shooting that blue thing, right? DnD Leader: Yeup! Go for it! Me: Oh boy! *rolls and gets a four* Well, I guess I'll lightly hit it. Wait...*reads her stats and sees she gets -2 to range attacks* Make that a two. DnD Leader: YOU MISS!  Me: *remember that her boyfriend made the character since she was too busy to make one herself* I'm gonna kill him. Other Player: Oh and your character is middle aged. Me: Yeah, that's it, I'm putting a bounty on his head! ----Later On----- Me: *starts stacking my DnD dice* OMG I almost made a full tower! *puts on final piece and it falls over, making loud noises as they hit the desk* Everyone: *stops DnDing and looks at me* Me: >.>...I didn't do anything... ----Later On---- Our group goes to a leader of a town that was recently attacked by mercenaries and they were riding beasts that they couldn't explain. Sorcerer: Did it look like this? *holds up big lizard head hanging off his belt* (Note the sorcerer has a blindfold since he lost his eyes) Leader: Uh...no? o.o Warrior: Does it look like this? *holds up another head of a big ass lizard* Leader: o_0...uh, no. Warrior: Or does he look like my big lizard mount? Leader: ...no  OOC Moment Warrior: So we're all just going to keep pulling out heads? Me: *snort* xD |
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Post by Sparda on Jan 13, 2012 1:44:02 GMT -6
Got head?
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Post by Silver Eyes on Jan 30, 2012 14:16:24 GMT -6
DnD Campaign Part 2Me: HAHA! I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN STACKING ALL THE DICE! Wesley (friend of mine): *glares at me and slams his fist against the table, causing it to tumble* Me: There's a special place in hell for people like you! D8< --- In the campaign, everyone on the ship is freed from the pirates that captured the characters and they begin to sneak around to figure a way off. One of the blind spell casters is suddenly seen crawling along the roof. The player's name is Ross. Me OOC: SPIDER ROSS! SPIDER ROSS! DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER ROSS DOES! Ross: *facepalm* Everyone else: LOL! Later on in the event, we come to a flight of stairs and start fighting against pirates. Ross: Is there a roof by chance? DnD Game Master: Nope. Ross: v.v Damn. Me: No more spider Ross >: End of DnD Campaign Part 2--- Meanwhile, elsewhere at another date...Nathan: So, Ginny, we have all decided to use movie titles to describe our sex life. For instance, I'm "Fast and Furious". Me: *rolls eyes* Yeah, good for you. Can't think of anything for me. Nathan: Oh, well, before you met me yours was "Toy Story". Me:...*PUNCH* |
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Post by Chloe/Kat on Jan 30, 2012 17:11:18 GMT -6
So, his sex life is like a bad movie with a bunch of crappy sequels and your sex life is a timeless classic?
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Post by Silver Eyes on Feb 1, 2012 12:57:18 GMT -6
So, his sex life is like a bad movie with a bunch of crappy sequels and your sex life is a timeless classic? I love you. I am totes using this against him next time I see him. *CACKLE* |
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Post by Silver Eyes on Feb 12, 2012 18:04:18 GMT -6
DnD Campaign Part 3[Currently IC] My Character [Gwendilyn]: *puts her hand on a rock and realizes it's covered in webs* ;_; SPIDERS! Ross [Stish]: Ssssssh! Yes, there are spiders! Gwendilyn: ;_; Oh my god spiders oh my god spiders oh my god spiders. Stish: ...*climbs along the wall using his spider ability* --- Devin [Doc Brown]: So, uh, that's no spider we are dealing with. Gwendilyn: o.o What is it? Stish: It's a Drider. Gwendilyn: HURRAY! Stish: ...Driders are worse than giant spiders. Gwendilyn: YES! But it's only -HALF- spider! Stish: Idiot. --- Stish: Uh, I found our companions *points to our two missing party members in the web and proceeds to cut then down after having dealt with the Drider* Gwendilyn: Why is...he bloated? *points to the fatter companion who's...usually not fat* Stish: Oh, the Drider impregnated him. Gwendilyn: WHAAAAT?!!!! Doc. Brown: *cuts him open and eggs come tumbling out along with some green goo* Gwendilyn: ...;_; ---Later On--- DM: So, you guys run into a graveyard with lots of heads around pi-- Me: WHAT. THE FUCK. IS WITH THIS CAMPAIGN. AND HEADS?! DM:... ---Much Later--- DM: So, you find the guy you fought earlier and his head is resting on a ha-- Me: AGAIN?! REALLY?! DM: Well it is a reoccurring theme... Me: I am going to smash the next fucking head I see in this game! Everyone: >> *snicker* |
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