Post by Ayen on Nov 23, 2011 17:02:55 GMT -6
Dead on Arrival Presents
A ToriJ Productions
From the heavens, God looked down on the destruction of the once proud holy city of Aircano satisfied with the ruins that now stood in the city's place.
At the conclusion of Aper going supernova Amoura, Miracle, Sparda and Solomon were all perfectly fine alongside the refugees in the Crystal Expanse.
A loud scream could then be heard from above as it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's, CLASH!
Clash took a leak in the snow.
The group heard another loud scream as a second cybernetic shark fell into the snow and looked up at the group with a big smile on his face.
Amoura and Clash ran into each other's warm embrace as Amoura lifted him up and spun him around in her arms.
Carrying Clash bridal style, Amoura walked down the enclosed path of the Crystal Expanse with a big smile on her face, the others looking confused at the whole scene while the second Clash narrowed his eyes in jealousy.
Suddenly a loud explosion from behind interrupted the soft, warm, fuzzy feeling in Amoura as she turned to see Aper's explosion coming after them into the Crystal Expanse.
Amoura dropped Clash and made a run for it as Clash got up feeling winded. The rest of the group started to run away, including the two Clashes who kept bumping into each other like two cars in the midst of road rage, and just when all looked to be lost,
everyone was safe and sound in Hallowton.
Miracle laid down to go to sleep but as soon as she did Maricul appeared in ghost form, talking in an obnoxious haunting ghost voice.
Miracle sat straight up to look at Maricul.
Later on Maricul appeared to Amoura who was enjoying a nice dream where she was looking up at the stars on a rooftop.
Amoura walked over to an image of Aper and looked him over.
Amoura and Maricul saw Aper and Veran before them, standing side by side, that was until a third Arashi suddenly appeared in female form between them.
Music began to play all around them.
After that Maricul returned home with a headache.
Meanwhile in the desert a vampire was being followed around by a bunch of ghouls she inadvertently made.
Then a god with big wings flew down next to Chloe.
Chloe jumped Amoura and began drinking her blood.
Then she went nuts.
So the four traveled through the desert into a cave and found a secret temple.
Genius activated a crystal ball that began to broadcast images like a TV.
Genius turned the station to show a bald, bearded man talking to a random NPC.
Everyone gasped in surprise at the shocking reveal as a squirrel in the background turned around staring dramatically at the crystal ball
and just like that an Internet meme was born.
Lord Beelzebub opened up the box of nightmares only to be plagued by horrible visions of Veran himself.
Suddenly the temple began to shake. The four, now three because Chloe slipped out when no one was looking, backed away as the horrible song sang by Veran was enough to wake up the one, the only LORD BEELZBUB!
Kyal died and in his place was Shai, his evil son.
Shai grabbed Genius by the throat and pinned her to the wall.
Amoura grabbed Genius and flew out of the desert.
Meanwhile in the Crystal Expanse, Miracle was rebuilding Aircano in crystallized ice beneath the warmth of the new sun that used to be the Arashi that tried to kill them all, no hard feelings right?
And the people rejoiced, but up in heaven...
A ToriJ Productions
From the heavens, God looked down on the destruction of the once proud holy city of Aircano satisfied with the ruins that now stood in the city's place.
God
Is it destroyed? Oh yeah, it's destroyed. All right now as long as nobody gets the bright idea to rebuild on a new location everything is going to be just fine.
DOA ABRIDGED!
Episode Two
Black Tuesday
Is it destroyed? Oh yeah, it's destroyed. All right now as long as nobody gets the bright idea to rebuild on a new location everything is going to be just fine.
DOA ABRIDGED!
Episode Two
Black Tuesday
At the conclusion of Aper going supernova Amoura, Miracle, Sparda and Solomon were all perfectly fine alongside the refugees in the Crystal Expanse.
Amoura
It's a good thing I teleported us all out here at the last minute, right guys?
It's a good thing I teleported us all out here at the last minute, right guys?
A loud scream could then be heard from above as it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's, CLASH!
DOA Clash
Hi! I just flew in from another universe, wanna make out?
Sparda
Clash?
Amoura
Wait a minute something's not right, this isn't our Clash he's not even potty train.
Hi! I just flew in from another universe, wanna make out?
Sparda
Clash?
Amoura
Wait a minute something's not right, this isn't our Clash he's not even potty train.
Clash took a leak in the snow.
DOA Clash
I'm sure nothing bad can happen from just leaving that there.
I'm sure nothing bad can happen from just leaving that there.
The group heard another loud scream as a second cybernetic shark fell into the snow and looked up at the group with a big smile on his face.
Endgame Clash
Amoura!
Amoura
Clash!
Love lifts us up where we belong
Amoura!
Amoura
Clash!
Love lifts us up where we belong
Amoura and Clash ran into each other's warm embrace as Amoura lifted him up and spun him around in her arms.
Where the eagles cry
On a mountain high
On a mountain high
Carrying Clash bridal style, Amoura walked down the enclosed path of the Crystal Expanse with a big smile on her face, the others looking confused at the whole scene while the second Clash narrowed his eyes in jealousy.
Love lift us up where we belong
Far from the world we know
Up where the clear winds blow
Far from the world we know
Up where the clear winds blow
Suddenly a loud explosion from behind interrupted the soft, warm, fuzzy feeling in Amoura as she turned to see Aper's explosion coming after them into the Crystal Expanse.
Amoura
Run for your lives!
Run for your lives!
Amoura dropped Clash and made a run for it as Clash got up feeling winded. The rest of the group started to run away, including the two Clashes who kept bumping into each other like two cars in the midst of road rage, and just when all looked to be lost,
everyone was safe and sound in Hallowton.
Miracle
Whew, now that we gotten away from that explosion I can rest easy.
Whew, now that we gotten away from that explosion I can rest easy.
Miracle laid down to go to sleep but as soon as she did Maricul appeared in ghost form, talking in an obnoxious haunting ghost voice.
Maricul
Ooh! Ooh! Miracle!
Miracle
What the fuck?
Ooh! Ooh! Miracle!
Miracle
What the fuck?
Miracle sat straight up to look at Maricul.
Maricul
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past!
Miracle
Maricul?
Maricul
No! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past. Ooh!
Miracle
Cut it out, Maricul, I know it's you.
Maricul
Awe.
Miracle
What do you want?
Maricul
To warn you of a demon that won't become relevant for a very long time. Ooh!
Miracle
What?
Maricul
Also to tell you that I still intend to go through with merging the universes together.
Miracle
But that would make our situation even worse!
Maricul
Yes!
Miracle
Then why would you do it!?
Maricul
Because I am a total and complete bitch. Ooh!
Miracle
Well you could have fooled me.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past!
Miracle
Maricul?
Maricul
No! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past. Ooh!
Miracle
Cut it out, Maricul, I know it's you.
Maricul
Awe.
Miracle
What do you want?
Maricul
To warn you of a demon that won't become relevant for a very long time. Ooh!
Miracle
What?
Maricul
Also to tell you that I still intend to go through with merging the universes together.
Miracle
But that would make our situation even worse!
Maricul
Yes!
Miracle
Then why would you do it!?
Maricul
Because I am a total and complete bitch. Ooh!
Miracle
Well you could have fooled me.
Later on Maricul appeared to Amoura who was enjoying a nice dream where she was looking up at the stars on a rooftop.
Maricul
Ooh! Ooh! Amoura, I am the Ghost of Christmas Past---!
Amoura
Shut up, Maricul, I know it's you.
Maricul
Awe.
Ooh! Ooh! Amoura, I am the Ghost of Christmas Past---!
Amoura
Shut up, Maricul, I know it's you.
Maricul
Awe.
Amoura walked over to an image of Aper and looked him over.
Amoura
You know this guy reminds me of someone else who scarred me for life.
Maricul
You mean that guy?
Veran
Sup?
Amoura
Oh my god, they're moving!
You know this guy reminds me of someone else who scarred me for life.
Maricul
You mean that guy?
Veran
Sup?
Amoura
Oh my god, they're moving!
Amoura and Maricul saw Aper and Veran before them, standing side by side, that was until a third Arashi suddenly appeared in female form between them.
Amoura
You're seeing the third Arashi too, right?
Maricul
Please tell me they aren't going to---
You're seeing the third Arashi too, right?
Maricul
Please tell me they aren't going to---
Music began to play all around them.
Maricul
Dammit!
Arashi
We're Arashi; we're the best.
We're bigger and we're smarter than the rest.
And after all the years we were repressed,
We're Arashi; we're the best.
Aper
We romped on them; we stomped on them,
We blew them to their knees.
The Third Aspect
Can we boast?
Aper
We drowned them and we pounded them,
Veran
And squashed them all like fleas.
The Third Aspect
Now they're toast.
Arashi
We're Arashi; we are strong.
We knew that we could beat them all along.
They thought that they could win, but they were wrong, wrong, wrong.
We're Arashi; we are strong.
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Boom.
Aper
Oh, yeah.
Arashi
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom Boom.
We're Arashi; we're the worst.
We're meaner and we're so much more perverse.
They had all the luck, but now is cursed,
Cause we're Arashi; we're the worst
The Third Aspect
We trounced them and we bounced them,
And we pushed them off the edge into the void.
Aper
What's a void?
Veran
And once The Night Angel is truly mine
The Third Aspect
She's mine.
Veran
The world will be destroyed.
Maricul
I'm getting annoyed.
Arashi
We're Arashi; we rule the day.
We'll make the gods and little humans pay.
Arashi
We're Arashi; we're okay.
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Boom.
Dammit!
Arashi
We're Arashi; we're the best.
We're bigger and we're smarter than the rest.
And after all the years we were repressed,
We're Arashi; we're the best.
Aper
We romped on them; we stomped on them,
We blew them to their knees.
The Third Aspect
Can we boast?
Aper
We drowned them and we pounded them,
Veran
And squashed them all like fleas.
The Third Aspect
Now they're toast.
Arashi
We're Arashi; we are strong.
We knew that we could beat them all along.
They thought that they could win, but they were wrong, wrong, wrong.
We're Arashi; we are strong.
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Boom.
Aper
Oh, yeah.
Arashi
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom Boom.
We're Arashi; we're the worst.
We're meaner and we're so much more perverse.
They had all the luck, but now is cursed,
Cause we're Arashi; we're the worst
The Third Aspect
We trounced them and we bounced them,
And we pushed them off the edge into the void.
Aper
What's a void?
Veran
And once The Night Angel is truly mine
The Third Aspect
She's mine.
Veran
The world will be destroyed.
Maricul
I'm getting annoyed.
Arashi
We're Arashi; we rule the day.
We'll make the gods and little humans pay.
Arashi
We're Arashi; we're okay.
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Boom.
After that Maricul returned home with a headache.
Maricul
Note to self, stay out of Amoura's head. Genius, I want you to investigate the Arashi Prophecy and figure it out once and for all.
The Genius
All right but I better not lose the color in my hair.
Maricul
Don't be ridiculous.
Note to self, stay out of Amoura's head. Genius, I want you to investigate the Arashi Prophecy and figure it out once and for all.
The Genius
All right but I better not lose the color in my hair.
Maricul
Don't be ridiculous.
Meanwhile in the desert a vampire was being followed around by a bunch of ghouls she inadvertently made.
Chloe
Fuck my life!
Fuck my life!
Then a god with big wings flew down next to Chloe.
Kyal
Hello, I'm the god of paradise, Kyal. I have no idea why I wasn't in the first episode.
The Genius
Hello. I'm a scholar from Utopia here on a mission to learn more about the Arashi can you help me?
Amoura
Hey! You could have waited for me you know.
The Genius
I could have but I didn't.
Chloe
You! I hate you! I want you to die!
Hello, I'm the god of paradise, Kyal. I have no idea why I wasn't in the first episode.
The Genius
Hello. I'm a scholar from Utopia here on a mission to learn more about the Arashi can you help me?
Amoura
Hey! You could have waited for me you know.
The Genius
I could have but I didn't.
Chloe
You! I hate you! I want you to die!
Chloe jumped Amoura and began drinking her blood.
Chloe
Om nom nom nom!
Om nom nom nom!
Then she went nuts.
Chloe
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Amoura
Yeah, did I forget to mention that my mind is plagued with horrible nightmares?
Kyal
Wow you're a bitch.
Amoura
I learn from the best!
The Genius
All right if there is no more interruptions---
Chloe
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Genius
And I just lost my train of thought. Thanks a lot.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Amoura
Yeah, did I forget to mention that my mind is plagued with horrible nightmares?
Kyal
Wow you're a bitch.
Amoura
I learn from the best!
The Genius
All right if there is no more interruptions---
Chloe
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Genius
And I just lost my train of thought. Thanks a lot.
So the four traveled through the desert into a cave and found a secret temple.
The Genius
This is the shine of Arashi. Inside this shrine are all their secrets.
This is the shine of Arashi. Inside this shrine are all their secrets.
Genius activated a crystal ball that began to broadcast images like a TV.
Darth Vader
No Luke, I am your father!
Luke Skywalker
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Genius
Oops. Wrong plot twist.
No Luke, I am your father!
Luke Skywalker
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Genius
Oops. Wrong plot twist.
Genius turned the station to show a bald, bearded man talking to a random NPC.
Random NPC
What are you saying?
Lord Beelzebub
I am saying God was once a man!
What are you saying?
Lord Beelzebub
I am saying God was once a man!
Everyone gasped in surprise at the shocking reveal as a squirrel in the background turned around staring dramatically at the crystal ball
and just like that an Internet meme was born.
Lord Beelzebub
I am also going to use Veran's powers to conquer heaven!
Amoura
I wouldn't recommend it!
The Genius
Amoura, he can't hear you it's a crystal ball displaying images of the past.
Amoura
DON'T DO IT!
The Genius
How did she get main character status again?
I am also going to use Veran's powers to conquer heaven!
Amoura
I wouldn't recommend it!
The Genius
Amoura, he can't hear you it's a crystal ball displaying images of the past.
Amoura
DON'T DO IT!
The Genius
How did she get main character status again?
Lord Beelzebub opened up the box of nightmares only to be plagued by horrible visions of Veran himself.
Veran
Do, do, do
Another mind bites the dust
Do, do, do
Another mind bites the dust
And another mind gone, and another mind gone
Another mind bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another mind bites the dust
Kyal
That was surprisingly upbeat.
Amoura
Ugh, again with the singing.
Do, do, do
Another mind bites the dust
Do, do, do
Another mind bites the dust
And another mind gone, and another mind gone
Another mind bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another mind bites the dust
Kyal
That was surprisingly upbeat.
Amoura
Ugh, again with the singing.
Suddenly the temple began to shake. The four, now three because Chloe slipped out when no one was looking, backed away as the horrible song sang by Veran was enough to wake up the one, the only LORD BEELZBUB!
Lord Beelzebub
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
Amoura
Not again.
Lord Beelzebub
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
Kyal
Is this a musical?
Lord Beelzebub
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
The Genius
Have you ever heard anything so obnoxious?
Amoura
This is nothing. One time at band camp---
Lord Beelzebub
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
The Genius
What about band camp?
Lord Beelzebub
I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Amoura
I just told you.
Lord Beelzebub
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
The Genius
No you didn't. You just said “one time at band camp” and then stopped talking.
Lord Beelzebub
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Amoura
Yes I did.
Lord Beelzebub[
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made
The Genius
No you didn't.
Amoura
Yes I did.
The Genius
No you didn't.
Amoura
Yes I did.
The Genius
No you fucking didn't!
Lord Beelzebub
Hey! I am trying to have a musical number over here!
Amoura/Genius
Sorry.
Kyal
That's quite enough, Lord Beelzebub. I am Kyal, the god of paradise, and I am going to stop you by transforming into my evil son!
The Genius
You're gonna stop him by doing what, now?
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
Amoura
Not again.
Lord Beelzebub
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
Kyal
Is this a musical?
Lord Beelzebub
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
The Genius
Have you ever heard anything so obnoxious?
Amoura
This is nothing. One time at band camp---
Lord Beelzebub
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
The Genius
What about band camp?
Lord Beelzebub
I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Amoura
I just told you.
Lord Beelzebub
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
The Genius
No you didn't. You just said “one time at band camp” and then stopped talking.
Lord Beelzebub
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Amoura
Yes I did.
Lord Beelzebub[
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made
The Genius
No you didn't.
Amoura
Yes I did.
The Genius
No you didn't.
Amoura
Yes I did.
The Genius
No you fucking didn't!
Lord Beelzebub
Hey! I am trying to have a musical number over here!
Amoura/Genius
Sorry.
Kyal
That's quite enough, Lord Beelzebub. I am Kyal, the god of paradise, and I am going to stop you by transforming into my evil son!
The Genius
You're gonna stop him by doing what, now?
Kyal died and in his place was Shai, his evil son.
Shai
And I am going to join you even though I'm technically more powerful and have no reason to be your servant.
Lord Beelzebub
Cool.
Shai
And now---!
And I am going to join you even though I'm technically more powerful and have no reason to be your servant.
Lord Beelzebub
Cool.
Shai
And now---!
Shai grabbed Genius by the throat and pinned her to the wall.
Shai
To make you pay for the death of my father even though you technically had nothing to do with it.
The Genius
Amoura, I think it's time we go.
Amoura
Beep, beep!
To make you pay for the death of my father even though you technically had nothing to do with it.
The Genius
Amoura, I think it's time we go.
Amoura
Beep, beep!
Amoura grabbed Genius and flew out of the desert.
Meanwhile in the Crystal Expanse, Miracle was rebuilding Aircano in crystallized ice beneath the warmth of the new sun that used to be the Arashi that tried to kill them all, no hard feelings right?
Miracle
And Aircano shall live on through Crystal City, beneath Emmanuel.
And Aircano shall live on through Crystal City, beneath Emmanuel.
And the people rejoiced, but up in heaven...
God
Goddammit.
FIN!
Credits
Cast
In order of appearance
God
Amoura
Miracle
Sparda
Solomon
DOA Clash
Endgame Clash
Maricul
Aper
Veran
The Third Aspect
The Genius
Chloe
Kyal
Lord Beelzebub
Shai
Writing Team
Ayen
Zira Firestone
Alexis Malaware
References
Up where we belong
A Christmas Carol
Hercules & Xena The Animated Movie
Star Wars
Dramatic Squirrel
Another one bites the dust
Sympathy for the Devil
Road Runner
Goddammit.
FIN!
Credits
Cast
In order of appearance
God
Amoura
Miracle
Sparda
Solomon
DOA Clash
Endgame Clash
Maricul
Aper
Veran
The Third Aspect
The Genius
Chloe
Kyal
Lord Beelzebub
Shai
Writing Team
Ayen
Zira Firestone
Alexis Malaware
References
Up where we belong
A Christmas Carol
Hercules & Xena The Animated Movie
Star Wars
Dramatic Squirrel
Another one bites the dust
Sympathy for the Devil
Road Runner
