Post by Ayen on Nov 20, 2011 21:19:30 GMT -6
Dead on Arrival presents
A ToriJ Productions
The scene faded into a sunny beach island in the middle of nowhere where people were partying and having fun, with the exception of Amoura who was just emoing in the corner.
Amoura sighed, stirring her drink as suddenly dark clouds formed in the sky, blotting out the sun and casting an illumines night over the tropical island. Something began to be seen moving beneath the brown sand as undead ghouls raised up from the ground, groaning as they walk towards the people on the island.
People were running and screaming at the top of their lungs as the ghouls came, grabbing and eating people while Other tried to fight them off only to be pulled underneath the sand into a pool of blood as Amoura continued to just absentmindedly sip on her drink.
Amoura rode across the Jherrazad Desert and stopped at the entrance of a cave before removing her motorcycle helmet. Grabbing a torch Amoura entered the cave and began to look around, humming the Tomb Raider theme until she came across a large stone statue of some creature.
The cave started to shake, Amoura took a step back as the stone cracked and fell to pieces as the creature trapped inside stretched out his arms.
And scratched his nose which has been itching for thousands of years. Sighing a sigh of relief Aper looked down towards Amoura and pointed his finger at her.
Meanwhile in the holy city of Aircano, High Priestess Miracle was in the holy temple talking to God.
In the midst of the conversation Miracle heard a timer go off on God's side of the connection.
The connection was broken and Miracle was left on her own.
Hearing Amoura outside, Miracle ran out of the temple to meet with her.
Just outside of the holy city, the one called Aper was drawing near.
Aper finally made it to Aircano where he was confronted by Miracle, Amoura, Sparda, Solomon and an army of Aircano foot soldiers.
The opposing forces to Aper charged and Aper crossed his blades into an X formation as his eyes narrowed over the group.
Aper charged the group and sliced and diced through the cannon fodder, forcing the main characters back with each of their attempt at an advance.
Amoura turned to find the people but saw that they, alongside Solomon, were all missing.
Everybody looked up to see Maricul floating in the air above them.
Maricul landed down onto the ground straight across from Aper.
Maricul stretched out her arms and opened several different dimension rifts throughout space and time.
Aper started to glow a bright white light all around his body as he raised up his blades over his head.
Aper went supernova, exploding into all the realms and destroying anything that stood in his path.
A ToriJ Productions
The scene faded into a sunny beach island in the middle of nowhere where people were partying and having fun, with the exception of Amoura who was just emoing in the corner.
Other Amoura
On a coconut island
I'd like to be a castaway with you
On a coconut island
There wouldn't be so very much to do
Everyone
I would linger a while and just gaze into your loving eyes so blue
Then I'd walk for a mile and come running back to be with you
On a coconut island
I'd like to be a castaway with you
On a coconut island
There wouldn't be so very much to do
Everyone
I would linger a while and just gaze into your loving eyes so blue
Then I'd walk for a mile and come running back to be with you
Amoura sighed, stirring her drink as suddenly dark clouds formed in the sky, blotting out the sun and casting an illumines night over the tropical island. Something began to be seen moving beneath the brown sand as undead ghouls raised up from the ground, groaning as they walk towards the people on the island.
Ghouls
Remember the Alamo!
Remember the Alamo!
People were running and screaming at the top of their lungs as the ghouls came, grabbing and eating people while Other tried to fight them off only to be pulled underneath the sand into a pool of blood as Amoura continued to just absentmindedly sip on her drink.
DOA ABRIDGED!
Episode One
The Valley of Lulz
Episode One
The Valley of Lulz
Amoura rode across the Jherrazad Desert and stopped at the entrance of a cave before removing her motorcycle helmet. Grabbing a torch Amoura entered the cave and began to look around, humming the Tomb Raider theme until she came across a large stone statue of some creature.
Amoura
Whoa.
Whoa.
The cave started to shake, Amoura took a step back as the stone cracked and fell to pieces as the creature trapped inside stretched out his arms.
Aper
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
And scratched his nose which has been itching for thousands of years. Sighing a sigh of relief Aper looked down towards Amoura and pointed his finger at her.
Aper
Balance! You shift it with your presence here! French, french, french!
Amoura
“What?”
Aper
German, German, German.
Amoura
I can't understand you!
Aper
A vampire-demon hybrid raised from the mouth of hell and has lived for thousands upon thousands of years and you could only be bothered to learn English?
Amoura
Hey I had it pretty rough man.
Aper
I've been stoned out of my mind for a thousand years! Do you have any idea what it's like to be completely stoned out of your mind for that long?
Amoura
Well this one time at band camp---
Aper
SILENCE! I must correct the balance that has been caused, do not get in my way!
Amoura
Okay, I will not do anything to stop you. Except for later in Aircano where I'll do something to try to stop you.
Aper
What was that last part?
Amoura
Oh, nothing.
Balance! You shift it with your presence here! French, french, french!
Amoura
“What?”
Aper
German, German, German.
Amoura
I can't understand you!
Aper
A vampire-demon hybrid raised from the mouth of hell and has lived for thousands upon thousands of years and you could only be bothered to learn English?
Amoura
Hey I had it pretty rough man.
Aper
I've been stoned out of my mind for a thousand years! Do you have any idea what it's like to be completely stoned out of your mind for that long?
Amoura
Well this one time at band camp---
Aper
SILENCE! I must correct the balance that has been caused, do not get in my way!
Amoura
Okay, I will not do anything to stop you. Except for later in Aircano where I'll do something to try to stop you.
Aper
What was that last part?
Amoura
Oh, nothing.
Meanwhile in the holy city of Aircano, High Priestess Miracle was in the holy temple talking to God.
God
So I was like, “dude, you can't put a mosque there! Why the hell would you want to put a mosque there, do you have any idea how bigoted Americans are lately?” but he insisted that everything would be all right so I said, “okay.”
Miracle
Um, God?
God
Yes, my child?
Miracle
About that 'he' coming to town...
God
Oh right, right. Yeah. He is coming!
Miracle
Who is he and what does he want?
So I was like, “dude, you can't put a mosque there! Why the hell would you want to put a mosque there, do you have any idea how bigoted Americans are lately?” but he insisted that everything would be all right so I said, “okay.”
Miracle
Um, God?
God
Yes, my child?
Miracle
About that 'he' coming to town...
God
Oh right, right. Yeah. He is coming!
Miracle
Who is he and what does he want?
In the midst of the conversation Miracle heard a timer go off on God's side of the connection.
God
Dinner's ready! Sorry, Hun, I gotta go. Take care!
Miracle
But, God---!
Dinner's ready! Sorry, Hun, I gotta go. Take care!
Miracle
But, God---!
The connection was broken and Miracle was left on her own.
Miracle
Goddammit!
Amoura
Everyone, run! The storm is coming!
Goddammit!
Amoura
Everyone, run! The storm is coming!
Hearing Amoura outside, Miracle ran out of the temple to meet with her.
Amoura
You gotta run! Run!
Miracle
It's true then. He is coming.
You gotta run! Run!
Miracle
It's true then. He is coming.
Just outside of the holy city, the one called Aper was drawing near.
Aper
One way or another
I'm gonna gut ya
I'm gonna stab you, stab you, stab you, stab you
One way or another
I'm gonna kill you
I'll kill you, I'll kill you!
I will blow your ass up
Then my bro will skull fuck what's left
And then you'll be dead
One way or another
I'm gonna gut ya
I'm gonna stab you, stab you, stab you, stab you
One way or another
I'm gonna kill you
I'll kill you, I'll kill you!
I will blow your ass up
Then my bro will skull fuck what's left
And then you'll be dead
Aper finally made it to Aircano where he was confronted by Miracle, Amoura, Sparda, Solomon and an army of Aircano foot soldiers.
Solomon
Halt, foul beast! Leave this holy land at once!
Aper
And what are you going to do if I don't? Are you going to get that guy to stop me? What was his name again? Oh yeah, William McDoesn't Exist.
Sparda
Is it just me or are our enemies getting even snottier?
Amoura
That's nothing. This one time at band camp---
Miracle
All right, everyone! Keep your faith in God and we will be victorious. Charge!
Halt, foul beast! Leave this holy land at once!
Aper
And what are you going to do if I don't? Are you going to get that guy to stop me? What was his name again? Oh yeah, William McDoesn't Exist.
Sparda
Is it just me or are our enemies getting even snottier?
Amoura
That's nothing. This one time at band camp---
Miracle
All right, everyone! Keep your faith in God and we will be victorious. Charge!
The opposing forces to Aper charged and Aper crossed his blades into an X formation as his eyes narrowed over the group.
Aper
For Firefly.
For Firefly.
Aper charged the group and sliced and diced through the cannon fodder, forcing the main characters back with each of their attempt at an advance.
Miracle
You will not prevail here today. I am an agent of God!
Aper
I too am an agent of God.
Miracle
Say whaaaaaaaat!?
Aper
Those who come from other worlds greatly shift the balance in Genesis. I must slay them and destroy the tower or all will be lost.
Miracle
Oh god, it's true. It's all true!
Sparda
Wait I'm confused is God schizo or what?
Amoura
I'll go and make sure the people deaths are quick and painless.
You will not prevail here today. I am an agent of God!
Aper
I too am an agent of God.
Miracle
Say whaaaaaaaat!?
Aper
Those who come from other worlds greatly shift the balance in Genesis. I must slay them and destroy the tower or all will be lost.
Miracle
Oh god, it's true. It's all true!
Sparda
Wait I'm confused is God schizo or what?
Amoura
I'll go and make sure the people deaths are quick and painless.
Amoura turned to find the people but saw that they, alongside Solomon, were all missing.
Amoura
Wait a second, where did they go?
Miracle
It looked like Solomon used a blown up wall as an escape route to get the people out.
Aper
Oh that mother fuck---!
Maricul
Did someone say fuck?
Wait a second, where did they go?
Miracle
It looked like Solomon used a blown up wall as an escape route to get the people out.
Aper
Oh that mother fuck---!
Maricul
Did someone say fuck?
Everybody looked up to see Maricul floating in the air above them.
Amoura
You would fuck your mother...
You would fuck your mother...
Maricul landed down onto the ground straight across from Aper.
Maricul
I will not allow you to harm the refugees. In fact I'm going to make everything worst by combining the universes!
I will not allow you to harm the refugees. In fact I'm going to make everything worst by combining the universes!
Maricul stretched out her arms and opened several different dimension rifts throughout space and time.
Miracle
Why? Why would you do that!?
Maricul
Because I'm the goddamn Maricul, bitch!
Aper
Vampire. You walk in both worlds but belong to neither.
Maricul
Adam, is that you?
Aper
Very well. I know now what I must do.
Why? Why would you do that!?
Maricul
Because I'm the goddamn Maricul, bitch!
Aper
Vampire. You walk in both worlds but belong to neither.
Maricul
Adam, is that you?
Aper
Very well. I know now what I must do.
Aper started to glow a bright white light all around his body as he raised up his blades over his head.
Aper
Yippee ki yay, mother fucker!
Yippee ki yay, mother fucker!
Aper went supernova, exploding into all the realms and destroying anything that stood in his path.
Amoura
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Sparda
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Miracle
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Maricul
AHAHAHAHAHA!
FIN!
God
Let there be light!
Credits
Cast
In order of appearance
Amoura
Aper
Miracle
God
Sparda
Solomon
Maricul
Writing Team
Ayen
Zira Firestone
Alexis Malaware
References
Coconut Island
American Pie
One Way or Another
Firefly
The Goddamn Batman
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Die Hard
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Sparda
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Miracle
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Maricul
AHAHAHAHAHA!
FIN!
God
Let there be light!
Credits
Cast
In order of appearance
Amoura
Aper
Miracle
God
Sparda
Solomon
Maricul
Writing Team
Ayen
Zira Firestone
Alexis Malaware
References
Coconut Island
American Pie
One Way or Another
Firefly
The Goddamn Batman
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Die Hard
