Post by Ayen on Oct 3, 2011 15:02:17 GMT -6
Ayen: -walks into his room with a drink, holding onto this tailbone- I’m an old man and this cave is my home. -sits down- Ow my tailbone! -puts the drink down and boots up the PC- All right time to do some Role Playing.
Utena: Ahem!
Ayen: -turns his head to see Utena over in the doorway dressed up in a pink elephant costume- …
Utena: …
Ayen: Why are you in my room dressed up like an elephant?
Utena: You know why.
Ayen: I honestly, hands to God, do not know why. Is this a Japanese thing? Are women dressing up in pink elephant suits during sex?
Utena: … You posted a Detachment the other day and said it was a parody when really it wasn’t---
Ayen: All right, all right, all right! A couple of days ago I was introduced to “With Lyrics by brentalfloss on YouTube. BTW here is there channel for anyone interested in checking them out---
Utena: Kiss ass!
Ayen: Go give Aiko a blow job you whore! So anyways…. I saw the Zelda video they posted and I’ve been listening to that nonstop ever since and I wanted to do something special for the September Award winners with that song so I made issue 58 of the Detachment and said on MSN it was a parody when technically it wasn’t so there. You happy, Pink Elephant!?
Utena: -rolls her eyes-
Ayen: Wait…. this thread seems pointless unless I can follow it up with something entertaining….
Utena: -looks alarmed- What?
Ayen: Like an actual parody.
Utena: You’re not going to sing are you?
Ayen: Do you recognize this music….? Well duh---!
Utena: CRAP!
Ayen: Why? 'Cause it’s a mother fucking parody of a parody!
Here we go now: I’m Ayenman and I live all alone but then Aper came and he ruined my home! Now journey across a vague land! You have in your hand -points to his palm- A sword made by CAPCOM (FUCK!) but you feel like a man! In a bad anime! On a quest greater than…. your FAN-FIC-TION!
Utena: BTW have you read Twilight?
Ayen: Go, now! From here to over there > > >
You’ll find Aper’s lair…. Come on it’s your destiny! Trust the heroine inside (This is good stuff, man!) but if you’re terrified (I’m freaking out!) get the fuck out of there! (Oh shit! Oh shit, man!) Before you die! (
)
Amoura! Is a girl with angst. But mostly she’s a skank. At least when she started!
Just steady thy course! Go find that shitstorm! Then flush it down of course…. and maybe they’ll touch your wang! Touch your wang---! (Not bloody likely) -more funny noises after wang-
Go, dude! Get your game on! Take on APE….R!
Go invade
His barricade
Stick your blade in
Save the Day!
And you
Just
Might
Get….
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID!
(Still not bloody likely)
Utena: Ayen, you’re not British.
Ayen: It’s dangerous to go alone….
-pulls out a submachine gun-
Take this! -sees Clash at the end of the gun biting into it and goes WTF-
The End!
Ayen: So are you like a supporter for the Republican Party or something?
Utena: I would be but they don’t like anyone below the age of 40.
Ayen: HAH!
The Real Utena: -walks by the other two- Hi, Ayen.
Ayen: Hi, Utena.
….
Ayen: -looks over to the elephant-
Faux Utena: …!
For real this time!
Utena: Ahem!
Ayen: -turns his head to see Utena over in the doorway dressed up in a pink elephant costume- …
Utena: …
Ayen: Why are you in my room dressed up like an elephant?
Utena: You know why.
Ayen: I honestly, hands to God, do not know why. Is this a Japanese thing? Are women dressing up in pink elephant suits during sex?
Utena: … You posted a Detachment the other day and said it was a parody when really it wasn’t---
Ayen: All right, all right, all right! A couple of days ago I was introduced to “With Lyrics by brentalfloss on YouTube. BTW here is there channel for anyone interested in checking them out---
Utena: Kiss ass!
Ayen: Go give Aiko a blow job you whore! So anyways…. I saw the Zelda video they posted and I’ve been listening to that nonstop ever since and I wanted to do something special for the September Award winners with that song so I made issue 58 of the Detachment and said on MSN it was a parody when technically it wasn’t so there. You happy, Pink Elephant!?
Utena: -rolls her eyes-
Ayen: Wait…. this thread seems pointless unless I can follow it up with something entertaining….
Utena: -looks alarmed- What?
Ayen: Like an actual parody.
Utena: You’re not going to sing are you?
Ayen: Do you recognize this music….? Well duh---!
Utena: CRAP!
Ayen: Why? 'Cause it’s a mother fucking parody of a parody!
Here we go now: I’m Ayenman and I live all alone but then Aper came and he ruined my home! Now journey across a vague land! You have in your hand -points to his palm- A sword made by CAPCOM (FUCK!) but you feel like a man! In a bad anime! On a quest greater than…. your FAN-FIC-TION!
Utena: BTW have you read Twilight?
Ayen: Go, now! From here to over there > > >
You’ll find Aper’s lair…. Come on it’s your destiny! Trust the heroine inside (This is good stuff, man!) but if you’re terrified (I’m freaking out!) get the fuck out of there! (Oh shit! Oh shit, man!) Before you die! (
)Amoura! Is a girl with angst. But mostly she’s a skank. At least when she started!
Just steady thy course! Go find that shitstorm! Then flush it down of course…. and maybe they’ll touch your wang! Touch your wang---! (Not bloody likely) -more funny noises after wang-
Go, dude! Get your game on! Take on APE….R!
Go invade
His barricade
Stick your blade in
Save the Day!
And you
Just
Might
Get….
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID!
(Still not bloody likely)
Utena: Ayen, you’re not British.
Ayen: It’s dangerous to go alone….
-pulls out a submachine gun-
Take this! -sees Clash at the end of the gun biting into it and goes WTF-
The End!
Ayen: So are you like a supporter for the Republican Party or something?
Utena: I would be but they don’t like anyone below the age of 40.
Ayen: HAH!
The Real Utena: -walks by the other two- Hi, Ayen.
Ayen: Hi, Utena.
….
Ayen: -looks over to the elephant-
Faux Utena: …!
For real this time!
Lol'd and Thumb-Up-Thing'd
