A New Parody! 8D

[Silver Eyes]

Dante: Bitch, you are in my seat.

Amoura: )8< GTFO! My chair!

Dante: *throws her out of it* Emo bitch.

Amoura: Q_Q...*RAGE*

Dante: Ain't it cute?

Amoura: D8< *mouthfroth*

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*battle ensues between Maricul and Fukari*

I think that's her new definition of rough sex. They are going to have sex afterwards, right?

Fukari: *shoves a grenade into Maricul's mouth*

Uhhhh...that is the new rough sex, right?

*grenade explodes*

...damn.

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Ash: Don't make me pull the trigger!

Drake: *aims his gun at Ash* Don't make me pull mine! Oh ho ho! u c wut i did thurr?

Ash: ...>_>;

Drake: Also a wizard brought you here.

Ash: ...

Drake: Now hand over that illegal shit!

Ash: -_-

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Joshua: WHOOOOEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *beats everyone* Call me <3

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Sparda: Grow a pair!

Amoura: Are you suggesting I grow balls?

Sparda: If it'll help you stop being like this then yes.

Amoura: ...you sick fuck.

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Aper: *does his creepy prophecy stuffs*

Amoura: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

Aper: *puts sword to her throat*

Amoura: Okay that I can understand >.>;

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Adam: Ranko?

Ranko: *stare*

Adam: Aw, fuck, it's not the Ranko I know.

Ranko: *staaaaaaaaaaare*

Adam: o.o

[Ayen]

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

That about killed me.

[Miracle]

Why am I not on this!?

RAGE! ALL OF MY RAGE!

[Ayen]

Maricul: Come give momma some sugar.
Miracle: -burns off half of Mari's face-
Maricul: AHHHHHHHHH!

Later

Amoura: OMG!
Maricul: The first person to make a face pun dies.
Amoura: Hehe. FACE IT, Mari.
Maricul: -rapes Amoura with toothpaste-
Dante: How do you---?
Maricul: DON'T QUESTION IT!
Dante: No seriously. How do you rape someone with toothpaste? Do you know?
Aper: Uhh... I'm going to get into this hind now. -gets into hind and flies away-

There you were in a parody, now shut up!

[Silver Eyes]

Toothpaste is the next rape tool.

[Aper]

Jun 3, 2011 21:01:36 GMT -6 Ayen said:

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

That about killed me.

LOL! Great one, really XD