Post by Silver Eyes on Aug 3, 2011 23:53:03 GMT -6
Disney's Dead on Arrival
Presents
The Little Mermaid
Starring:
Sazan as The Little Mermaid
Michael as Prince Eric
Maricul as Ursula (Oh a sexy version ;3)
Nex as Sebastian
Sasha as Flounder
Sazan: *swims around by a shipwreck and picks up a fork* What is this?
Sasha: It's a SHINY! *mesmerized by the metal and doesn't notice shark coming in*
Clash: IMMASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK! SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Sazan: SASHA! *grabs her, swims around and shark gets trapped in anchor* Phew.
Clash: FML!
Sasha: BIG BULLY YOU DON'T COME BETWEEN SAZAN AND THE SHINIES!
Clash: *stare* ...I will rape you.
Sasha:
Meep! *swims after Sazan*
---
In the grotto, Sazan puts her "dinglehopper" away and starts singing about wanting to be human. Of course, being a Disney princess, she'll disregard periods, possibilities of rape, pregnancy and so on. Ew.
Nex: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
Sazan: o.o My collection?
Nex: Oh man when you dad finds out...!
Sazan: You tell him I'll turn you into a salad.
Nex:...I like your shinies
Sazan: SHINYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *rolls in coins* Oh, look, more shinies! *points to fireworks*
Sazan:
*swims to surface with Sasha and sees...Michael* o.o
Michael: A statue? While it's flattering I think it's not necessary.
Shipmate: You godda get married soon sir.
Michael: I haven't found her yet but...I know I will one day.
Sazan: *sigh* He's so dreamy.
Nex: OH SHIT SHE'S FALLING FOR A HUMAN!
Then a storm hits, tearing the ship asunder! Sazan rescues the helpless Michael and brings him to shore where she serenades him with song. The moment he wakes, she swims out to sea and watches him get taken inside by servants.
Meanwhile, in Maricul's Cave.
Maricul: Oooo, she may be the undoing to her kingdom. Maybe I can seduce her too.
---
Sazan's Dad: WTF IS THIS SHIT?!
Nex: Do not want salad D8
Sazan: QQ's as her dad destroys her grotto and swims away*
Maricul: Hello, m'deeeear.
Sazan: o.o Da fook?
Maricul: *wraps her tentacles around her; I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going* I can grant you legs if you give me your voice.
Sazan: H-Hey watch where you put that tentac--really?!
Maricul: Of course you need to win his heart and have a true loves kiss in three days or I'll make you my sex slave forever and ever until you're a dry husk in my garden
Sazan: OKAY NO PROBLEM! *sings and her voice gets taken*
Sasha: *Watches the voice get taken* Ooooo, shiny
---
Sazan: *finds Michael on shore, is dressed in shipwreckage and tries to use body language*
Michael: Oh, charades! I love charades but let's get you inside.
Nex: OH SHIT, RAPE! RAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
Sasha: D8 No shiny?
---
Over the next two days, Sazan spends quality time with her prince and she comes close to kissing him when that blasted whore of a squid--er, Maricul interrupted it! Stupid bitch just doesn't let a happy ending when it should now does she?
Maricul: Oh, you know it baby ;D *purrs and strikes a sexy pose* and it's about to get better. *makes herself look human, winks and walks along the shore while singing*
Michael: ...she's the one! Sorry, we're through! *sweeps Maricul off her feet*
Sazan: D: *Cries* T_____T
Maricul: We are getting married tomorrow *jedi mind tricks*
Michael: We are getting married tomorrow.
Maricul: On an expensive yacht.
Michael: On an expensive yacht.
Maricul: This is awesome.
Sazan: QQ *thinks: And she has my voice too! Wait a minute...*
---
And so the day of the wedding approaches! Sazan refuses to give up on her true love and with Sasha's help (THERE'S SHINIES ON THE BOAT LEMME SHOW YOU!) she got to the boat to stop it in time! The seashell around Maricul's neck breaks and Sazan regains her voice!
Michael: Sazan!
Sazan: Michael! I tried to tell you I--* goes to kiss him but gets her fin back* Well, shit.
Maricul: AHAHAHA! YOU'RE TOO LATE! *drags her to water*
Sazan's Dad: NO! YOU LET HER GO!
Maricul: Give up your crown, triton and I'll let her go
Sazan's Dad: *Okay.jpeg*
Maricul: > *takes them and grows gigantic* BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, my chest is bigger!
Michael: BITCH! TAKE THIS! *rams ship into Maricul's chest*
Maricul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY PERFECT BREASTS! *dies*
Michael: *washes ashore*
Sazan: *Stares at him longingly*
Sazan's Dad: Well, she really loves him doesn't he?
Nex: YO'! I'D TAP THAT IF I WASN'T A CRAB!
Sazan's Dad: *turns Sazan into a human*
Sazan: *runs ashore to her one true LOOOOVE*
Cue the kiss and the happy ending!
Presents
The Little Mermaid
Starring:
Sazan as The Little Mermaid
Michael as Prince Eric
Maricul as Ursula (Oh a sexy version ;3)
Nex as Sebastian
Sasha as Flounder
Sazan: *swims around by a shipwreck and picks up a fork* What is this?
Sasha: It's a SHINY! *mesmerized by the metal and doesn't notice shark coming in*
Clash: IMMASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK! SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Sazan: SASHA! *grabs her, swims around and shark gets trapped in anchor* Phew.
Clash: FML!
Sasha: BIG BULLY YOU DON'T COME BETWEEN SAZAN AND THE SHINIES!
Clash: *stare* ...I will rape you.
Sasha:
Meep! *swims after Sazan*---
In the grotto, Sazan puts her "dinglehopper" away and starts singing about wanting to be human. Of course, being a Disney princess, she'll disregard periods, possibilities of rape, pregnancy and so on. Ew.
Nex: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
Sazan: o.o My collection?
Nex: Oh man when you dad finds out...!
Sazan: You tell him I'll turn you into a salad.
Nex:...I like your shinies
Sazan: SHINYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *rolls in coins* Oh, look, more shinies! *points to fireworks*
Sazan:
*swims to surface with Sasha and sees...Michael* o.oMichael: A statue? While it's flattering I think it's not necessary.
Shipmate: You godda get married soon sir.
Michael: I haven't found her yet but...I know I will one day.
Sazan: *sigh* He's so dreamy.
Nex: OH SHIT SHE'S FALLING FOR A HUMAN!
Then a storm hits, tearing the ship asunder! Sazan rescues the helpless Michael and brings him to shore where she serenades him with song. The moment he wakes, she swims out to sea and watches him get taken inside by servants.
Meanwhile, in Maricul's Cave.
Maricul: Oooo, she may be the undoing to her kingdom. Maybe I can seduce her too.
---
Sazan's Dad: WTF IS THIS SHIT?!
Nex: Do not want salad D8
Sazan: QQ's as her dad destroys her grotto and swims away*
Maricul: Hello, m'deeeear.
Sazan: o.o Da fook?
Maricul: *wraps her tentacles around her; I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going* I can grant you legs if you give me your voice.
Sazan: H-Hey watch where you put that tentac--really?!
Maricul: Of course you need to win his heart and have a true loves kiss in three days or I'll make you my sex slave forever and ever until you're a dry husk in my garden
Sazan: OKAY NO PROBLEM! *sings and her voice gets taken*
Sasha: *Watches the voice get taken* Ooooo, shiny
---
Sazan: *finds Michael on shore, is dressed in shipwreckage and tries to use body language*
Michael: Oh, charades! I love charades but let's get you inside.
Nex: OH SHIT, RAPE! RAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
Sasha: D8 No shiny?
---
Over the next two days, Sazan spends quality time with her prince and she comes close to kissing him when that blasted whore of a squid--er, Maricul interrupted it! Stupid bitch just doesn't let a happy ending when it should now does she?
Maricul: Oh, you know it baby ;D *purrs and strikes a sexy pose* and it's about to get better. *makes herself look human, winks and walks along the shore while singing*
Michael: ...she's the one! Sorry, we're through! *sweeps Maricul off her feet*
Sazan: D: *Cries* T_____T
Maricul: We are getting married tomorrow *jedi mind tricks*
Michael: We are getting married tomorrow.
Maricul: On an expensive yacht.
Michael: On an expensive yacht.
Maricul: This is awesome.
Sazan: QQ *thinks: And she has my voice too! Wait a minute...*
---
And so the day of the wedding approaches! Sazan refuses to give up on her true love and with Sasha's help (THERE'S SHINIES ON THE BOAT LEMME SHOW YOU!) she got to the boat to stop it in time! The seashell around Maricul's neck breaks and Sazan regains her voice!
Michael: Sazan!
Sazan: Michael! I tried to tell you I--* goes to kiss him but gets her fin back* Well, shit.
Maricul: AHAHAHA! YOU'RE TOO LATE! *drags her to water*
Sazan's Dad: NO! YOU LET HER GO!
Maricul: Give up your crown, triton and I'll let her go
Sazan's Dad: *Okay.jpeg*
Maricul: >
*takes them and grows gigantic* BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, my chest is bigger!Michael: BITCH! TAKE THIS! *rams ship into Maricul's chest*
Maricul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY PERFECT BREASTS! *dies*
Michael: *washes ashore*
Sazan: *Stares at him longingly*
Sazan's Dad: Well, she really loves him doesn't he?
Nex: YO'! I'D TAP THAT IF I WASN'T A CRAB!
Sazan's Dad: *turns Sazan into a human*
Sazan:
*runs ashore to her one true LOOOOVE*Cue the kiss and the happy ending!
