Cracked Out/FML

[Silver Eyes]

[Maricul's doing Detachment so I'm doing THIS! HAH!]

Amoura: Why is it that I'm always present when something awful is unleashed?

Foamy The Squirrel: BECAUSE YOU NEVER FREE YOUR MIND YOU STUPID BASTARD! D<

Amoura: o.o The fuck?

Foamy: FREE YOUR MIND!

Chloe: OH GOD THAT'S WORSE THAN THE NIGHTMARE!

Amoura: He's always been there. He's part of the Nightmare

Foamy: DAMN YOU NEO!

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sPKk3lINno]

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FML:

So I ran into this bitch who I've been meaning to kill but when I bite her, I start tripping. I mean, seriously tripping. Now I've got no eyes to see out of and I keep losing my hair. FML.

I became half-vampire but when I went against my enemy I only had nine familiars. The one who gave me these powers has a legion of them. FML.

I keep running into powerful enemies, helping wake them up, getting fucked over, constantly attacked and now the stars are blotting out of the sky. FML. No, wait, don't. Please. I had enough of that. Dear god no.

So, I go do my job to restore balance but instead I get a lot of resistance. I continue to move them out of my way and when I think I can get this done, some whore opens rifts in the universe and I supernova. No one really appreciates what I do sometimes. FML.

[Ayen]

Jul 7, 2011 20:10:07 GMT -6 Silver Eyes said:

So, I go do my job to restore balance but instead I get a lot of resistance. I continue to move them out of my way and when I think I can get this done, some whore opens rifts in the universe and I supernova. No one really appreciates what I do sometimes. FML.

LMAO!

Annnnnd I see I have set the pace for funnies on this site

[Clash]

Jul 7, 2011 20:10:07 GMT -6 Silver Eyes said:

So, I go do my job to restore balance but instead I get a lot of resistance. I continue to move them out of my way and when I think I can get this done, some whore opens rifts in the universe and I supernova. No one really appreciates what I do sometimes. FML.

A new record for "You Totally Deserved It" votes, with billions of people across Genesis not sympathizing.

[Silver Eyes]

Edition #2

Amoura: You know what bothers me?

Veran: It doesn't know.

Amoura: The fact that, no matter what I do, I end up being screwed over! I mean, seriously! It's fucked up! First you and then that Aper guy!

Veran: A sacrifice of blood is what it demands for the cleansing of its world.

Amoura: Uh, yes, I got that the past millions times before you said that.

Veran: The skies shall rain fire, the sea--

Amoura: Oh for fuck's sake you're terrible at conversations. I'm out.

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*New Nightmare settles in*

Veran: A sacrifice of chocolate is what it demands for the cleansing of its palate!

Amoura: The fuck? It's a new prophecy?! But about--wait what? OH FUCK! *wakes up* Oh thank god it's over. *walks downstairs* Oh, hey, Sazan!

Sazan: Got some chocolate. You want some?

Amoura: LK;UJAEG;J;GUJ;IOLGHAER!!! *clings to ceiling and cowers away* Nooo. Keep it away! KEEP IT AWAY! A SACRIFICE OF CHOCOLATE IS WHAT IT DEMANDS! AHAHAH!

Sazan: ...*shrugs and eats the chocolate* 'kay.

[Silver Eyes]

So, I go to take out Hallowton and try to be better than my parents. Well, right when I think I'm going to win, a shark sees to my demise. A. Goddamn. Fucking. Shark. FML.

I meet up with Maricul and that bitch seduces me. I'm going to get a bigass lecture from my older sister and maybe an ass whooping. FML.

I fucked a woman. Seriously. I fucked a woman. What's worse is she was hot and I couldn't resist her. I don't know what's worse: the fact my fiancee will get pissed or he'll like that I'm now bi. FML.

[Maya]

I am amused.

[Clash]

it makes me smile.

[Sparda]

I lol'd.

[Silver Eyes]

I find out that I'm part of the end of all things. By all things I mean the entire fucking universe and then some! Tajna doesn't even know what's going to really happen! Also, Clash stole my Kit-Kat bar. FML.

I got left behind by my friends! They don't know how great of a shark I am. Not only do I have the DICK I've got the POWER and I'm just a nobody! This Kit-Kat bar isn't doing much to cheer me up. FML.