Post by Silver Eyes on Sept 2, 2011 2:43:34 GMT -6
Amoura: Every night he'd say that. "Good night, Amoura. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." For years he said that.
---years later---
Ranka: *points gun at Amoura*
Amoura:...fuck.
***
Sazan: Michael. Oh, Michael darling!
[Sazan kisses Michael passionately]
Sazan: Michael, why won't you hold me?
Michael: Gently.
Sazan: At a time like this, that's all you can think to say. Gently?
[Sazan continues kissing Michael and lifts up his head]
Michael: Gently!
[Michael's head falls and he winces]
Michael: Ughhhh!
***
Alucard: First things first, to the death.
Ranka: No. To the pain.
Alucard: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Ranka: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Alucard: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
***
Tori: That Shinta, he can *fuss*.
Nex: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Tori: Probably he means no *harm*.
Nex: He's really very short on *charm*.
Lily: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Nex: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Tori: Enough of that.
Shinta: Nex, are there rocks ahead?
Tori: If there are, we all be dead.
Shinta: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Nex: Anybody want a peanut?
Shinta: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
***
Fukari: I donna suppose you could speed things up?
Maricul: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Fukari: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Maricul: That does put a damper on our relationship.
***
Kasul: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Ranko: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
***
Sparda: Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair.
General Vulture: [drawing his sword] You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
Sparda: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.
General Vulture: [confidently] Begin.
***
Utena: You are wonderful.
Clash: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Utena: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Clash: Then why are you smiling?
Utena: Because I know something you don't know.
Clash: And what is that?
Utena: I... am not left-handed.
***
Validus: Who are you?
Tajna: No one of consequence.
Validus: I must know...
Tajna: Get used to disappointment.
Validus: 'kay.
---years later---
Ranka: *points gun at Amoura*
Amoura:...fuck.
***
Sazan: Michael. Oh, Michael darling!
[Sazan kisses Michael passionately]
Sazan: Michael, why won't you hold me?
Michael: Gently.
Sazan: At a time like this, that's all you can think to say. Gently?
[Sazan continues kissing Michael and lifts up his head]
Michael: Gently!
[Michael's head falls and he winces]
Michael: Ughhhh!
***
Alucard: First things first, to the death.
Ranka: No. To the pain.
Alucard: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Ranka: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Alucard: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
***
Tori: That Shinta, he can *fuss*.
Nex: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Tori: Probably he means no *harm*.
Nex: He's really very short on *charm*.
Lily: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Nex: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Tori: Enough of that.
Shinta: Nex, are there rocks ahead?
Tori: If there are, we all be dead.
Shinta: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Nex: Anybody want a peanut?
Shinta: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
***
Fukari: I donna suppose you could speed things up?
Maricul: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Fukari: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Maricul: That does put a damper on our relationship.
***
Kasul: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Ranko: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
***
Sparda: Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair.
General Vulture: [drawing his sword] You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
Sparda: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.
General Vulture: [confidently] Begin.
***
Utena: You are wonderful.
Clash: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Utena: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Clash: Then why are you smiling?
Utena: Because I know something you don't know.
Clash: And what is that?
Utena: I... am not left-handed.
***
Validus: Who are you?
Tajna: No one of consequence.
Validus: I must know...
Tajna: Get used to disappointment.
Validus: 'kay.
