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Post by Silver Eyes on Sept 8, 2011 22:58:25 GMT -6
Mom: So, tomorrow's Friday, isn't it?
Me: Yeah! It is! Oh, mom!
Mom: Yes, dear?
Me: IT'S FRIIIIDAY! FRIIIIDAY! GODDA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
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Post by Garrus Vakarian on Sept 8, 2011 23:40:49 GMT -6
Me: Hey yo!
Kragen: Yo-yo?
Alexis: Yo-Yo of Apocalypse.
Me: What are you doing with Apocalypse's yo-yo, chica?
Alexis: I won it in a poker game.
Kragen: What are you gonna do, brother, when Alexis and the Yo-Yo of Apocalypse run wild on you!?
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Post by Silver Eyes on Sept 27, 2011 11:38:01 GMT -6
Me: *is being hugged by boyfriend* Nathan: So, ya know, with Kay here, we could totally do a threesome. Me:  ... Kay: *turns from computer and stares at Nathan* Me: OH MY GOD LET ME OUT OF HERE! *claws at door but is being held back by Nathan* Nathan: You are so cute when mortified =D Me: T______T LEMME OOOOOUUUUUUT! |
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Post by Tenjou, Utena on Sept 27, 2011 12:00:41 GMT -6
Dianne: I'm drunk.
Me: Oh dear.
Aminee Starlight: I'm sober right now and it sucks.
Superwoman: I can't hold down my liquor.
Dianne: I should streak.
Superwoman: What?
Dianne: Naked I should streak naked.
Me: Have fun?
**later on when she's sober**
Dianne: I have a horrible headache.
Me: Did you streak?
Dianne: What?
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Post by Clash on Sept 27, 2011 16:05:10 GMT -6
Clash: 6 AM, done on the chans, time for bed! Soooooo tired!
Sharon: OMG I CAME OVER I JUST GOT UP HANG OUT WITH ME
Clash: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
(Five Minutes Later)
Sharon: *sitting on couch half asleep*
Gustaff: *three quarters asleep, angry*
Sharon: My boyfriend is so nice Removed
Gustaff: grumblegrumble That's nice.
Sharon: He likes to call me his princess... ^-^ But I don't got a nickname for him...
Gustaff: Call him Puddin'
Sharon: Puddin'
Gustaff: seems he's always Puddin' it in you.
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Post by Clash on Sept 27, 2011 16:14:22 GMT -6
Today!
Gustaff: *has depressing emails with ex, feels bad*
CM Punk: HE SPILLED MY DIET SODA
Gustaff: AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! *Dances the charleston then returns to DoA*
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Post by Ayen on Sept 27, 2011 16:20:19 GMT -6
Clash: 6 AM, done on the chans, time for bed! Soooooo tired! Sharon: OMG I CAME OVER I JUST GOT UP HANG OUT WITH ME Clash: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- (Five Minutes Later) Sharon: *sitting on couch half asleep* Gustaff: *three quarters asleep, angry* Sharon: My boyfriend is so nice RemovedGustaff: You're about as thick as... I mean That's nice. Sharon: He likes to call me his princess... ^-^ But I don't got a nickname for him... Gustaff: Call him Puddin' Sharon: Puddin' Gustaff: seems he's always Puddin' it in you. Sorry, buddy. The last bit of Sharon's comment up there was inappropriate. |
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