Post by Terry on Jan 19, 2013 10:47:14 GMT -6
K here's something I do when I'm bored, make random comedy sketches and hope I invoke more laughter than 
Enjoy.
Sparda: I'm the Legendary Dark Knight Sparda!
-bow chicka bow wow!-
Sazan: I'm Akane Tendo!
-bow chicka bow-- meh, whatever-
Sazan: Hey!
Sparda: -crashes through the skylight and shoots Scarecrow's thugs- HI!
Scarecrow: You think after all these years I'd see that coming. -runs away-
Sparda: -give chase-
Jean: I don't think so! -turn on kak-kak—whatever-
Sazan: I can get out through shadows! -grabs Scarecrow-
Scarecrow: -sprays-
Sazan: Goddammit! -gets pulled back into the barrier-
Jean: How that work out for you?
Sazan: -looks up to see M. Night Shyamalan-
M. Night Shyamalan: Hello. My name is M. Night Shyamalan. I just bought the movie rights to your life. I'm very excited.
Sazan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jean: That's what I thought.
Sparda: You are so dead!
Jean: Don't make a move. I have a bomb under your castle. -shows him-
Sparda: You put a bomb under the castle!?
Jean: Yup.
Sparda: You have a bomb and that's what you choose to do with it?
Jean: As if you could come up with better.
Sparda: I could.
-cue fantasy segment of Sparda planting a bomb underneath Ninja Theory headquarters then running outside with the detonator in hand-
Sparda: Reboot me now, muthafucker! I dare you, muthafucker!
-end fantasy-
Jean: Have you even given the game a chance?
Sparda: I DON'T NEED TO!
Scarecrow: That's it. No more surprises.
Eve: -falls on top of Scarecrow then gets up- I'm sorry!
Scarecrow: EVERY TIME! -Scarecrow tries to escape but Eve ends up freezing him after his guards try killing her- Ironic.
Eve: Stay cool [actual dialog from the thread]
Jean: I don't think so! -swoops in and saves the day-
Eve: -looks inside the truck to find no Scarecrow- Where he go?
Jean Child: -on second floor warehouse- HELP ME!
Eve: Oh no, a hostage! I'm sure this isn't a trap.
Jean Child: IT'S A TARP! -traps Eve in a tarp-
Eve: Eep! At least it wasn't a trap.
-barrier goes down-
Sparda: All right! Time to get mad! -DT and wrecks everything then turns back to normal-
Bruce Banner: How come when he gets mad and turns his clothes are perfectly fine, but when I get mad I have to find something new to wear? How is that fair huh? Huh!? HUH!? RAAAWWWWWWR!
The Hulk: -rips his clothes- Aww! Hulk ruined favorite sweather!
FIN
Enjoy.Sparda: I'm the Legendary Dark Knight Sparda!
-bow chicka bow wow!-
Sazan: I'm Akane Tendo!
-bow chicka bow-- meh, whatever-
Sazan: Hey!
Sparda: -crashes through the skylight and shoots Scarecrow's thugs- HI!
Scarecrow: You think after all these years I'd see that coming. -runs away-
Sparda: -give chase-
Jean: I don't think so! -turn on kak-kak—whatever-
Sazan: I can get out through shadows! -grabs Scarecrow-
Scarecrow: -sprays-
Sazan: Goddammit! -gets pulled back into the barrier-
Jean: How that work out for you?
Sazan: -looks up to see M. Night Shyamalan-
M. Night Shyamalan: Hello. My name is M. Night Shyamalan. I just bought the movie rights to your life. I'm very excited.
Sazan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jean: That's what I thought.
Sparda: You are so dead!
Jean: Don't make a move. I have a bomb under your castle. -shows him-
Sparda: You put a bomb under the castle!?
Jean: Yup.
Sparda: You have a bomb and that's what you choose to do with it?
Jean: As if you could come up with better.
Sparda: I could.
-cue fantasy segment of Sparda planting a bomb underneath Ninja Theory headquarters then running outside with the detonator in hand-
Sparda: Reboot me now, muthafucker! I dare you, muthafucker!
-end fantasy-
Jean: Have you even given the game a chance?
Sparda: I DON'T NEED TO!
Scarecrow: That's it. No more surprises.
Eve: -falls on top of Scarecrow then gets up- I'm sorry!
Scarecrow: EVERY TIME! -Scarecrow tries to escape but Eve ends up freezing him after his guards try killing her- Ironic.
Eve: Stay cool [actual dialog from the thread]
Jean: I don't think so! -swoops in and saves the day-
Eve: -looks inside the truck to find no Scarecrow- Where he go?
Jean Child: -on second floor warehouse- HELP ME!
Eve: Oh no, a hostage! I'm sure this isn't a trap.
Jean Child: IT'S A TARP! -traps Eve in a tarp-
Eve: Eep! At least it wasn't a trap.
-barrier goes down-
Sparda: All right! Time to get mad! -DT and wrecks everything then turns back to normal-
Bruce Banner: How come when he gets mad and turns his clothes are perfectly fine, but when I get mad I have to find something new to wear? How is that fair huh? Huh!? HUH!? RAAAWWWWWWR!
The Hulk: -rips his clothes- Aww! Hulk ruined favorite sweather!
FIN
