Post by Silver Eyes on Dec 4, 2012 19:54:19 GMT -6
[Amoura and Ranka are in a life-raft, drifting away from a sinking cruise ship that is currently on fire.]
Amoura: Gah! Ranka! What was that all about?!
Ranka: I'm not sure what you are referring to.
Amoura: YOU. SUNK. AN. ENTIRE. CRUISESHIP. RANKA!
Ranka: Are you sure it was me? I'm certain I would have remembered doing something like that.
Amoura: Ranka, I watched you fire your gun in the captain's face!
Ranka: Huh, that sound dangerous.
Amoura: And you were punting children off the side of the ship!
Ranka: Wow, that must have been horrifying to watch!
Amoura: And then you had your familiars somehow make out with the ice sculptures!
Ranka: Thank god that the children weren't on board to see that.
Amoura: *looks down* Uh, Ranka? Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
Ranka: *also looks down* Huh, I guess you could say it is red and sticky.
Amoura: Ranka, what are we standing in...?
Ranka: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Amoura: >
No, I would not believe that.
Ranka: Uh, melted gumdrops?
Amoura: NO.
Ranka: Boat nectar.
Amoura: NO!
Ranka: Some of god's tears.
Amoura: Tell me the truth, Ranka! D:<
Ranka: Oh, fine. It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
Amoura: *looks shocked* RANKA!
Ranka: Well, uh, they were, uh, taking all the crescent rolls.
Amoura: I can't believe what I'm hearing!
Ranka: I will not apologize for art.
Amoura: Where are the other lifeboats, Ranka?
Ranka: Ooooh! You won the prize! I didn't even notice that!
Amoura: Where are the other lifeboats, Ranka?!
Ranka: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit lots of holes in them.
Amoura: RANKAAAAAA!
Ranka: I have a problem. I have a serious problem.
Amoura: You...you are just terrible today!
Ranka: Sssssh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Amoura: That's the sound of people drowning, Ranka!
Ranka: That is what forgiveness sounds like: screaming and then silence.
Amoura: Gah! Ranka! What was that all about?!
Ranka: I'm not sure what you are referring to.
Amoura: YOU. SUNK. AN. ENTIRE. CRUISESHIP. RANKA!
Ranka: Are you sure it was me? I'm certain I would have remembered doing something like that.
Amoura: Ranka, I watched you fire your gun in the captain's face!
Ranka: Huh, that sound dangerous.
Amoura: And you were punting children off the side of the ship!
Ranka: Wow, that must have been horrifying to watch!
Amoura: And then you had your familiars somehow make out with the ice sculptures!
Ranka: Thank god that the children weren't on board to see that.
Amoura: *looks down* Uh, Ranka? Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
Ranka: *also looks down* Huh, I guess you could say it is red and sticky.
Amoura: Ranka, what are we standing in...?
Ranka: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Amoura: >
No, I would not believe that. Ranka: Uh, melted gumdrops?
Amoura: NO.
Ranka: Boat nectar.
Amoura: NO!
Ranka: Some of god's tears.
Amoura: Tell me the truth, Ranka! D:<
Ranka: Oh, fine. It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
Amoura: *looks shocked* RANKA!
Ranka: Well, uh, they were, uh, taking all the crescent rolls.
Amoura: I can't believe what I'm hearing!
Ranka: I will not apologize for art.
Amoura: Where are the other lifeboats, Ranka?
Ranka: Ooooh! You won the prize! I didn't even notice that!
Amoura: Where are the other lifeboats, Ranka?!
Ranka: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean. I bit lots of holes in them.
Amoura: RANKAAAAAA!
Ranka: I have a problem. I have a serious problem.
Amoura: You...you are just terrible today!
Ranka: Sssssh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Amoura: That's the sound of people drowning, Ranka!
Ranka: That is what forgiveness sounds like: screaming and then silence.