Llamas With Hats Parody.

[Silver Eyes]

Amoura: *walks downstairs and finds a freshly drained corpse sitting in the office. Oh and it's also full of bullet holes. Ranka is standing there next to it* RANKAAAA! There's a dead human in our office!

Ranka: Oh, wow, how did he get here?

Amoura: Raaanka! What did you do?!

Ranka: Me? But...but I didn't do this.

Amoura: Explain, Ranka!

Ranka: I have never seen him before in my life.

Amoura: Why did you kill him, Ranka?!

Ranka: Oh, uh, I don't kill people. That is my least favorite thing to do.

Amoura: Okay, what were you doing before I got home?

Ranka: Okay, well, I was out hunting.

Amoura: Yes?

Ranka: And, uh, I killed a few demons for a job.

Amoura: Okay?

Ranka: I came here and found him in the office.

Amoura: Yeeeees?

Ranka: And, well, I shot him 37 times in the chest.

Amoura: ....RANKAAAAAA! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!

Ranka: Oh, uh, gosh I didn't know that.

Amoura: How could you NOT know that?!

Ranka: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck.

Amoura: What happened to most of the blood?

Ranka: His what?

Amoura: His blood. What happened to most of his blood?

Ranka: Well, uh, I kinda got hungry so I decided to drink most of it.

Amoura: Ranka!

Ranka: Well, I was hungry. Well, when you crave blood.

Amoura: Ranka!

Ranka: My stomach was making the rumblies.

Amoura: RANKA!

Ranka: That only blood could satisfy.

Amoura: RANKA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Ranka: Well, uh, I shoot humans and I drink their blood, that's two things.

[Ranka]

This is so accurate it terrifies me.

[Saephara]

I love it.

[Insanity Renaissance]

This parody... I LIKE IT.

I DEMAND ANOTHER!

[Silver Eyes]

Llamas With Hats Parody #3

[Ranka and Amoura are outside and surrounded by burning, toppled buildings.]

Amoura: D: Rankaaaa! We're supposed to be on vacation!

Ranka: I don't know about you, but I'm having a wonderful time here.

Amoura: You've toppled over a South American government, Ranka!

Ranka: The people have spoken! Viva la Resistance.

Amoura: You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan!

Ranka: He was a traitor and a scoundrel!

Amoura: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan!

Ranka: Woa, that was a foot, I have appeared to swallow an entire person.

Amoura: Thaaaaat would be the hotel bar tender.

Ranka: Well, that would explain why my Bloody Mary is taking so long.

Amoura: It was horrifying. Your jaw unhinged like a snake!

Ranka: Wow! That sounds pretty awesome!

Amoura: I can't go anywhere with you, Ranka!

Ranka: That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong.

Amoura: I wanna go home! We're leaving!

Ranka: In that case, I should probably mention I filled our bags with some of the resistance member's blood.

Amoura: I...what?!

Ranka: Well we are both vampires, technically we are, and hey, I'm sure the blood is irresistible. Plus if you wanna run a blood drag not just any blood will do.

Amoura: You know what? Forget it. I'm not even shocked anymore.

Ranka: Aw, that's no fun.

Amoura: This has become the norm for you, Ranka.

Ranka: Well, I'll have to try harder next time.

Amoura: Oh, god, please don't.

Ranka: I feel like I've been issued a challenge.

Amoura: RANKAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ranka: It's too late now. You...

Amoura: You?

Ranka: I totally don't remember your name.

Amoura: WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR THREE YEARS, RANKA!

Ranka: And what an impression you've made.

Amoura: My name is Amoura.

Ranka: What?

Amoura: I said my name is Amoura.

Ranka: Oh, well, I thought you were a man.

Amoura: Why would you think that?!

Ranka: Mostly the fact you don't even acknowledge your own sexuality. Are you sure?

Amoura: YES, I'm sure!

Ranka: Well then, if you'll excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer.

[Insanity Renaissance]

This is glorious.

[Silver Eyes]

(So instead of following the final Llamas With Hats short, I'm gonna make something up based on them. 'course I'm using one quote...)

[Ranka returns to Devil May Cry, but a good portion of his clothes are soaked in blood.]

Amoura: Rankaaaa! What did you do this time?!

Ranka: Oh, hey there! I was...I was doing nothing.

Amoura: Explain the blood, Ranka.

Ranka: What?

Amoura: The blood. Explain the blood that's currently dripping off you and onto the carpet I just cleaned!

Ranka: Well, I'd just like to say that Elizabeth Bathory is an amazing role model and leave it at that.

Amoura: [She looks absolutely shocked.] Rankaaaa! You mean you slaughtered some of the virgin maidens in the town and bathed in their blood?!

Ranka: Well, I would have used yours, but I forgot you were ravaged by corpses. I can only imagine the STDs you got from that freaky one night stand.

Amoura: RANKA!

Ranka: I'm just kidding, I didn't kill virgin maidens.

Amoura: Oh, well, that's good.

Ranka: I bathed in the blood of virgin men.

Amoura: Rankaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ranka: And, let me tell you, it was very refreshing.

Amoura: I...yeah, yeah you can't surprise me anymore, Ranka.

Ranka: Awwww, the shock wore off already?

Amoura: Yes. Yes, it has, Ranka! I should just learn to expect this sort of behavior from you.

Ranka: [Ranka pulls out his gun and aims at Amoura.] How about now?

Amoura: You'd just be putting me out of my misery.

Ranka: [He fires at the ceiling and it collapses, sending down a bunch of corpses that were stashed in his room.] Happy Birthday!

Amoura: It's not my birthday! Why did you kill these people too, Ranka?!

Ranka: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Amoura: ...oh.

Ranka: I can't believe you keep forgetting that.

Amoura: OH GOD THE CORPSES ARE TWITCHING!

Ranka: Oh, yeah, they are my familiars. It's also April Fool's.

Amoura: ...please don't tell me they are going to rape me.

Ranka: Hey, I have my kinks, but that is certainly not one of them.

[Silver Eyes]

Junkie

Amoura: *currently nomming on corpses and other vampiric things*

Ranka: Woa, someone's a junkie!

Amoura: *hacks* Huh, what?

Ranka: A junkie. You're totally a junkie.

Amoura: No I'm not. I just...well I got hungry. I haven't eaten in a while, you see, and I just lost control and--

Ranka: Junkie.

Amoura: Excuse me?

Ranka: You need to go to, I don't know, "Blood Addicts Anonymous" or something because you've got some serious junkie issues.

Amoura: I'm not a junkie, Ranka! I just got seriously hungry and lost control of myself! I don't need to go to "Blood Addicts Anonymous"!

Ranka: Woa, that's a real group? I had no idea.

Amoura: Of course you wouldn't, Ranka, because you never admitted you had a serious problem with this first!

Ranka: Wooooa, getting touchy and aggressive here. I think it's the blood. It must have gone to your head...and your stomach.

Amoura: Rankaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ranka: Welp, we better sign you up for "Blood Addicts Anonymous". This is a very serious issue and you need to get help. The sooner you admit to this problem, the sooner you can fix it, and you can be your old self again.

Amoura: You first, Mr "Dangerous-Sociopath-With-a-Long-History-of-Violence".

Ranka: I don't know what you're talking about.

Amoura: You said that after your little "Happy Birthday" and "April Fool's" attempt.

Ranka: I don't know about you but I was very happy with them.

Amoura: You're just flat out sick, Ranka.

Ranka: And you need to join "Blood Addicts Anonymous".

Amoura: *sigh*

Ranka: It's okay, it's okay. Admittance is the first step to recovery...

Amoura: Fuck you.

Ranka: No thanks, I already did that with Maricul.

Amoura: ...wat

[Ranka]

Amoura: RANKA!
Ranka: I'm just kidding, I didn't kill virgin maidens.

Amoura: Oh, well, that's good.

Ranka: I bathed in the blood of virgin men.

Amoura: Rankaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I lost it there. This is funny on so many levels and I can't stop laughing XD