Who Snorted Crack? (CRACK RP)

[Silver Eyes]

[Note: The following role play is to not be taken seriously. If you take it seriously, then...I'll think of something later.)

What a lovely day it is! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, a bunch of lovely flowers are also bursting into song while a bunch of buildings collapse into dust.

Wait, something isn't right with this picture.

"...wat."

Amoura tilted her head and watched everything just, well, erupt around her. And for some reason, a bunch of cats were saying "icanhazcheesburger" instead of "mew". It was obnoxious, really. It was every bit as obnoxious as the flowers constantly repeating "ISN'T IT A LOVELY DAY? OH WHAT A LOVELY SKY! LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY!"

"OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

Amoura ran around flailing while a bunch of singing flowers tried to grab her with their roots. But then she realized how big she was, turned around, grinned, and started stomping on them. The flowers weren't happy. They were all liek: 8( y u do this.

[sebastian]

Demon butler on crack? Perhaps... He pranced along into the area where buildings were falling everywhere.. And he saw.... Cats. TALKING cats! He stumbled over to the first group of cats, obviously quite high. "Cheezburger... You can certainly has a cheezburger; my lovelelies. But why did you all leave the hotel? It isn't dinner time yet..."



"Oh, but this catnip... It looks so good~" And the butler started snorting catnip; completely forgetting about everything else. Without warning, a pair of ears popped out of his head, and a tail followed suit. "Mew" More buildings were falling, not that the cat/demon/onehelluvabutler gave a crap. He started rolling around in the flowers; before running up to the first person he saw; Amoura. "Hello mew miss~ How mew are you mew today?"



He stared at the flowers and their faces, completely confused. Why did flowers have faces? That wasn't... Normal, was it? He found those sharp red eyes attracted to some movement near the lady's feet; shoelaces? "Striiiiiiiiing" He yowled, then lunged at her feet; trying to get non-existent kitty claws into the shoelaces. "mew what fuuuun~" He squeaked. Next thing he saw was a cake on display in a window, and he ran into the collapsing building to save the cake. Then he was running at Amoura again; holding out the cake. "You can mew have cake!" He failed to see the cobweb on the slice of cake.