Post by Ayen on Jun 26, 2012 20:57:47 GMT -6
A series of scenarios, and possible scenarios, in the past to show the differences between the current Maricul on DoA and the new one I'm writing for my short stories. Enjoy.
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Alucard: Worthless.
Old Maricul: I am not worthless!
New Maricul: Fuck off.
Daikus: Dumb slut.
Old Maricul: If I had a nickle...
New Maricul: *Slaps Daikus with a fist full of Benjamin Franklin*
Tajna Rasha: You are only a mere pebble in the river of fate.
Old Maricul: But the pebble is still in the water. It's forever changed.
New Maricul: Good. I can't be assed to find an old rag with a dead Arab's face on it.
Ranka: Table etiquette doesn’t seem to be your forte…
Old Maricul: A vampire coming to the aid of humans... How touching.
New Maricul: Blow me.
(Warning Devil May Cry about Alexander Anderson)
Old Maricul: Father Anderson, Paladin Anderson, Executioner Anderson, Bayonet Anderson, Angel Dust Anderson, Off With Its Head Anderson, Assassin Anderson, Killing Judge Anderson. Paladin Alexander Anderson. The Vatican's trump card. Their strongest warrior. Vampires, even the strongest of the strong fear his name. His holy blades know no bounds. He won't care that you and your partner, Silver Bullet, fight for the human world. He'll cut you down all the same. If the blade was found in Domino City then he's probably somewhere in the city now or on his way to Fortuna to question the Count of Fortuna.
New Maricul: A religious asshole with blades pouring out of his ass is coming to kill you.
Amoura: Why did you come here to warn us?
Old Maricul: I have my reasons.
New Maricul: I hate Catholics.
(Ranka: The sex that never happened)
Old Maricul: Oh, Ranka!
New Maricul: *burns out his eye with her cigarette* That's for blowing me up, asshole.
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Alucard: Worthless.
Old Maricul: I am not worthless!
New Maricul: Fuck off.
Daikus: Dumb slut.
Old Maricul: If I had a nickle...
New Maricul: *Slaps Daikus with a fist full of Benjamin Franklin*
Tajna Rasha: You are only a mere pebble in the river of fate.
Old Maricul: But the pebble is still in the water. It's forever changed.
New Maricul: Good. I can't be assed to find an old rag with a dead Arab's face on it.
Ranka: Table etiquette doesn’t seem to be your forte…
Old Maricul: A vampire coming to the aid of humans... How touching.
New Maricul: Blow me.
(Warning Devil May Cry about Alexander Anderson)
Old Maricul: Father Anderson, Paladin Anderson, Executioner Anderson, Bayonet Anderson, Angel Dust Anderson, Off With Its Head Anderson, Assassin Anderson, Killing Judge Anderson. Paladin Alexander Anderson. The Vatican's trump card. Their strongest warrior. Vampires, even the strongest of the strong fear his name. His holy blades know no bounds. He won't care that you and your partner, Silver Bullet, fight for the human world. He'll cut you down all the same. If the blade was found in Domino City then he's probably somewhere in the city now or on his way to Fortuna to question the Count of Fortuna.
New Maricul: A religious asshole with blades pouring out of his ass is coming to kill you.
Amoura: Why did you come here to warn us?
Old Maricul: I have my reasons.
New Maricul: I hate Catholics.
(Ranka: The sex that never happened)
Old Maricul: Oh, Ranka!
New Maricul: *burns out his eye with her cigarette* That's for blowing me up, asshole.