Quotes

[Silver Eyes]

"I didn't know you were into incest."

"You. Son of a. Bitch."

"You're right. It would be masturbation, all things considered but we won't discuss this in front of our gorgeous sister-to-be."


-Argus and Amoura arguing in Wedding Day

[Clash]

Aug 27, 2011 16:48:32 GMT -6 Kragen said:

[Raiden loses all of his gear and is forced to sneak around in the nude]
Colonel: Raiden, you won't be able to Hang, throw, or chokehold anyone in your current state.
Raiden: Why not?
Colonel: Is it really necessary to ask? It's just not a good idea to perform those maneuvers. There could be... complications.
Rose: Oh really, Jack. Do we have to spell it out for you? Really!

Raiden. Truly the greatest soldier of our time.

and people ask me why I call it metal queer.

[frosty225]

Your sanity is not my prerogative - Daikus from SW larp

[Ayen]

"You can always count on an atheist to be an atheist. You never quite know what the christian is going to do."

"A man who does not believe in the fiery pits of hell is not going to be threatened by it no matter how many times you tell him he should."

"A politician doesn't know what to do with a yes or no question."

"I believe in an omnipotent being that watches over our daily lives from a world absent of pain and suffering. I think I can live with the neighbor who believes we evolved alongside apes..."

"George Washington had the right idea. No parties."

"For those who believe 'inspired by God' to literally mean a historic account written by God himself I wonder what they think of movies inspired by a true story."

"A believer who says you read the bible too much hasn't read theirs enough."

"When an atheist knows and understand more about the bible than you do it's time to open her up again."

"To profess you believe everything the bible says without giving it proper study is kinda like joining a website without reading the term of service agreement. Sooner or later it's going to cost you."

"You'll often hear a pastor say, "How many of you know you're going to heaven?" But you won't ever hear him say, "How do you know?"

"I never wonder what it's like to be an atheist. All I have to do is subtract by one."

"If homosexuality is in fact a sin it is no greater or less a sin than all of the others nor is it a permission slip to mistreat your fellow man."

"If we are in fact a christian nation we're a poor example of one."

"If you can't bring yourself to give a dollar when that is all you have you won't be able to give one billion."

"If you have spoken to the one you knew without any doubt was going to heaven, send them my way would you? I'd like very much to meet them."

"If Jesus was a man of violence he would have led the stoning of Mary Magdalene."

"I hold no contempt for sinners lest I hold contempt for myself."

"One who does not know love cannot know God. They cannot then say 'I know God!' for they do not know love and God is love."

"Some times it's better for the believer to stand aside and let God take care of it."

"Interesting how everyone remembers Mary Magdalene laid with a man but not that she was possessed by demons."

"Careful when quoting Leviticus. Atheists read the bible too."

"'Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.' Nowhere in there does it say 'love is heterosexual.'"

"Imagine if you will, a man looking you straight in the eye and telling you that you cannot wed the one you love. The one you would give anything to be with. Imagine how the news would make you feel. On top of that imagine being told by the same person you cannot share that love with a child who needs love most of all. When you're done look at your neighbor and see if you can tell them the same. I pray you won't be able to."

[Tajna Rasha]

‘‘You sacrifice that which is born of Adam to call upon that which would deceive you.

It is that which is beyond measure: It came before – before the word, before the bang; It is the true beginning. And so shall It end: It shall not be renounced for It shall end upon meeting the true death with the rest of all the glory that is HIS creation.

Thou haft sacrileged.

Thou shall have no other gods before me. Thou shall not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them. For I the LORD thy God am a jealous God. I am the LORD, and there is no one else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me: That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

I am Arashi, as I am HE who stands in the Kingdom of Heaven. The blasphemer could no more rid itself of Veran than it could from its own beating heart. I am the father. I am the son. I am all that which is holy and unholy. I am the tower. The barrier. That which you brought before the First of the three, Azatoth, as I am the worlds beyond. All of the beauty and horror of infinity bow before that which cannot be named – for I am that which is not. And so HE will anoint you with proclamation – proclamation that you will realize upon witnessing the divine and final days of creation.

You are nothing.’’

-Veran

[Sherwood the Kinda-Great]

I just lost the game.

--Kip

Meatbag.

--HK-47

Don't make me go Vader on you.

--Wedge Antilles

Bow Chika Bow Wow!

--Tucker

[Ayen]

Miracle, "You address yourself as a "creature" but all I see is a lost soul in need of guidance."
Maricul, "I address myself as a creature because that is what I am; a creature, a monster, a vampire, a damned soul, a blood-sucking fiend that lays waste wherever she goes. I am neither proud nor ashamed of what I am. I am what I am."
-No Place Like Home

[Spork]

"On a scale of one to ten, I'd say it's a 'shut the fuck up and fix me'." - The Lone Wanderer

"Scott, if your life had a face I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face." - Kim Pine

"Scott, if your life had a face I would punch it in the balls, seriously." - Stephan Stills

And last but not least...

"Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit? All you grubby-ass bitches are going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be crying to your skank-ass Queen, 'Oh Mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo momma's ass! WHOO!" - Cole, on the Locust's odds.

[Ayen]

Proud of myself today. Here's why,

Alyssa: I really don't want to lose you as a friend.
Me: Should have thought of that before you bashed my girlfriend's face in.
Alyssa: I thought you Christians were supposed to be forgiving?
Me: Well it's like I said, I'm a terrible Christian.