Quotes

[frosty225]

So, I was playing an NPC at Bleach Larp saturday His name was Sol, then this one friend playing a shinigami who is a fat fryer who in his past life ran a prostitution ring met each other on the battle field, this is their interaction.

Fat Fryer looks at Sol
Sol; What are you gonna do fatty?!
Fryer in french accent; How... DARE YOU! I'll Have you know, I Am BIG BONED!!! -begins attacking Sol blocking and pushing him back-
Sol; That's what they all say fatty now stop trying to be bad ass before you die of a heart attack! I wanna kill you myself!

[Silver Eyes]

"The hunter never arrives at the prey's convenience."

[Adam Reinheart]

Reznov:"Your evil has claimed the lives of many good men." -Punches Stiener- "No longer." -punches again.-
Stiener: "Killing me will not stop Nova."
Reznov: -punches again- "I DO NOT CARE...ABOUT NOVA!!" -punches again and grabs his throat hard and stares at him in the eyes- "MY NAME....IS VIKTOR REZNOV!!"
Stiener: N-noooooo!
Reznov: -pushes his head back and steps away from stiener while looking at him and withdraws a Makarov from his holster- "And I will HAVE...MY REVENGE!" -aims and fires-

[Rin Kagamine]

"SUCK MY DIIIIIICK!"

-Clash (Joshua)

[Ayen]

"You all can keep your shitty handguns and long swords. All I need is a mother fucking broomstick!"

[Chloe/Kat]

Chloe:"Is the junkie too much for you?"

[Zira Firestone]

Zira Firestone: Dibs on the pervert.

[Dianne]

Dianne Warning Label: during intercourse may cause stupor, coma, or convulsions please consult a doctor before taking

[Ayen]

Person: How's your spiritual life?
Me: I'm closer to following Jesus' example than the majority of religious people who go to church.
-silence-

[Clash]

PINGAS!
-Doctor Robotnik, the line that changed the face of youtube

[The Blind Assassin]

Annoying man, "So if I cut off your head what would happen?"
Me, "I'd pick it up and beat you to death with it."

[Sparda]

"At least give me your name, dear nosferatu... so that the grave my pet regurgitates you into doesn't go unmarked."
- Sparda, to Maya

[Adam Reinheart]

"Look...I'm blocking, I'll block, I'LL BLOCK! LOOK HE GOT ME IN THE DICK WITH A DAMN EXPLOSIVE!"
LTMkilla from the Rage quit series of RoosterTeeth

[Ayen]

The Genius


“Be weary of what you drink.”
Genius to Chloe after inheriting the nightmares from Amoura through drinking her blood.

“I seem to have lost my train of thought.”
After being interrupted by screams.

“Do be quiet.”
After throwing a dagger between Chloe's teeth.

“Benedictus dominus noster, ratione pavore tremit orbe qui sub dextera ejus. Ego trado creatura potest animam meam ut iterum incipiamus exterminatore.”
Speaking a prayer in Latin in order to open up a secret passage.

“They sought to take their own lives and as you can clearly tell by the wailing, it followed them to eternity.”
Explaining the power of the nightmares to Chloe and the group.

“Kindly keep your subordinate under control.”
To Kyal regarding Chloe.

[Chloe/Kat]

Jun 30, 2011 2:26:26 GMT -6 Ayen said:

The Genius


“Be weary of what you drink.”
Genius to Chloe after inheriting the nightmares from Amoura through drinking her blood.

“I seem to have lost my train of thought.”
After being interrupted by screams.

“Do be quiet.”
After throwing a dagger between Chloe's teeth.

“Benedictus dominus noster, ratione pavore tremit orbe qui sub dextera ejus. Ego trado creatura potest animam meam ut iterum incipiamus exterminatore.”
Speaking a prayer in Latin in order to open up a secret passage.

“They sought to take their own lives and as you can clearly tell by the wailing, it followed them to eternity.”
Explaining the power of the nightmares to Chloe and the group.

“Kindly keep your subordinate under control.”
To Kyal regarding Chloe.

I love how most of those are in response to Chloe.