Post by Ayen on Dec 16, 2011 16:55:04 GMT -6
Chloe Anderson's life was just getting better.
A new job.
A new house.
And a new husband.
But Chloe Anderson's life was about to crumble when one day...
Dianne
Hi, Sis!
Hi, Sis!
Her younger sister came for a visit.
Chloe
H-hi, Dianne.
Dianne
You don't mind if I stay here for a couple of days do you? Of course you don't? I didn't think you would. Thanks!
Chloe
I-I---!
H-hi, Dianne.
Dianne
You don't mind if I stay here for a couple of days do you? Of course you don't? I didn't think you would. Thanks!
Chloe
I-I---!
And just when she thought it couldn't get any worse.
Police Officer #1
Dianne Anderson, this is the police!
Dianne Anderson, this is the police!
It did.
Police Officer #1
Come out with your hands up!
Chloe
You're a wanted felon!?
Dianne
Now I know this looks bad...
Come out with your hands up!
Chloe
You're a wanted felon!?
Dianne
Now I know this looks bad...
Teargas breaks in through the window, Chloe and Dianne makes a run for it, screaming while the house was invaded by police officers.
Now in order to save a sister, Chloe must take on the toughest police officer in the world
Sgt. Garret Morrison
What do we got?
Police Officer #2
We got the dog.
The Dog
*covers his face with his paw*
What do we got?
Police Officer #2
We got the dog.
The Dog
*covers his face with his paw*
Chloe and Dianne are driving down the road at night.
Chloe
Everything was going great. New job, new house, new car, new husband and what happens? My wanted FELON of a sister comes by for a visit and now we're being chased by the entire police department!
Dianne
Don't worry they're not going to catch us. I'm on a mission from God.
Chloe
Like hell you are!
Everything was going great. New job, new house, new car, new husband and what happens? My wanted FELON of a sister comes by for a visit and now we're being chased by the entire police department!
Dianne
Don't worry they're not going to catch us. I'm on a mission from God.
Chloe
Like hell you are!
Hold on!
Chloe and Dianne flee from the cops in a car chase.
I'm coming!
A bunch of police cars crash and run into each other like it was ripped straight out of a Blue Brothers movie.
Hold on!
Chloe and Dianne hide from the police behind potted plants.
I'm coming!
The sisters are seen being chased by cars on a bunch of TV screens at the electronic section of a store.
The two then hide out in a dressing room.
Chloe
If we get out of this I am going to kill you!
Dianne
Oh like you've never made any mistakes in your life? What about that alleged promising Movie Career of yours?
Chloe
*slaps Dianne*
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Alyssa Milano
and
Dwayne Johnson
Chloe
I'm sure you and I can come to some kind of arrangement.
If we get out of this I am going to kill you!
Dianne
Oh like you've never made any mistakes in your life? What about that alleged promising Movie Career of yours?
Chloe
*slaps Dianne*
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Alyssa Milano
and
Dwayne Johnson
Chloe
I'm sure you and I can come to some kind of arrangement.
Chloe tries to seduce Garret.
Lt. Garret Morrison
You harbor an escaped fugitive, cause thousands of dollars worth of damages and assault two police officers and now you want to give me a taste of that poontang pie!?
Dianne
I'm sorry, what?
Sisters Most Wanted!
You harbor an escaped fugitive, cause thousands of dollars worth of damages and assault two police officers and now you want to give me a taste of that poontang pie!?
Dianne
I'm sorry, what?
Sisters Most Wanted!
Chloe and Dianne are performing karaoke with Dianne getting really into it and Chloe hating it.
Chloe/Dianne
I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does.
I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does.
