Post by Ayen on Jun 28, 2011 16:35:48 GMT -6
Disclaimer: The following parody may contain inside jokes that some will not understand.
Arix: Help
you're making my ears bleed
you need a muzzle
why are you pissed off all the time
didn't your mum give you a cuddle?
you're the type of guy who could die
of a heart attack just in the shower
you need to chill out for a minute
and smoke weed for an hour
every time I watch your show
all you do is scream at me
and your face looks like a shit I took
high on LSD
I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend
I can see through all your tricks
I wonder how much George Bush paid
you to suck his dick.
The Keeper: YOU FUCKING LONG HAIR,
LIVING IN YOUR YELLOW SUBMARINE
WELL YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SUNK
BY THE RIGHT WING POLITICAL MACHINE
STOP YOUR PRESSES LENNON,
YOU CALL ME MR. BILL O'REILLY
WHEN IT COMES TO SQUASHING LIMEYS
I COME RECOMMENDED HIGHLY
YOU'RE WEAK, BETWEEN YOU AND ME
THERE' NO COMPARISON
I'LL BEAT YOU SO BAD YOU'LL WEEP GENTLY
LIKE GEORGE HARRISON
YOU'RE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BITCH,
WITH LESS TALENT THAN RINGO
AND I'D RATHER SUCK GEORGE BUSH'S DICK,
THAN YOKYO ONO'S
Arix: Well you can't buy me love,
but I'll kick your ass for free
I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer,
and give you a lobotomy
I'm tired of how you scheme to stir
the people up,
why don't you just take a vacation
and SHUT the FUCK UP?
The Keeper: BECAUSE I'M EVIL,
HEART BLACKER THAN DON CHEADLE,
TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR SHOES I USE
TO STOMP OUT A BEATLE.
DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP,
THAT'S HOW I SURVIVE, NOW HERE'S STING,
WHAT?
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
Michael Greenaway: I am Adolf Hitler Commander of the Third Reich.
Little known fact: Also dope on the mic
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape and helmet to cover up that burnt ass face
You have the force to move objects
I am a force truly evil even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel
Cause look at you
You’re not even a real person
I preferred you in Spaceballs the Rick Moranis version
Veran: You can’t rhyme against the dark side the dark side of the force
Why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I’m your father?
You’re a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick
You call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
You bitch!
Let me remind you who you’re messing with
Everything that you did
I’m the motherfucker who invented it
I’m the original Dark Lord
You’re like the sorcerer’s apprentice
My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it
Michael Greenaway: You stink Vader
Your style smells something sour
You need to wash up, dawg
Here, step in my shower.
I’ll turn all your friends against you
Just my speeches breed haters
What’s your light-saver VS a clan of all your white neighbors?
Veran: Suck my robot balls
Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off.
A little Carbonite bath for your goose stepping ass
We’ll call my homeboy in Israel
See who got the last laugh
Amoura: Oh, boy, look what we have here, a transvestite with a keyboard trying to be freak of the year. Your voice sounds like a rooster having sex with a frog they put a lot of lipstick on you but you still look like a dog. Put down that teacup honey go put on some pants and stop letting little monsters teach you how to dance and you may be Gaga but you ain’t a lady at all. I’ve seen those outfits you’ve been wearing that takes big balls.
Maricul: I think I’d rather elect a smurf than vote for you, governor of Alaska? That’s like the principal of a home school, you are the sum of everything I despise with the most dysfunctional family since the Jackson fucking five, just trust me, your fifteen minutes of fame came and went, go back to your igloo, spend some time with your kids before they’re pregnant. Your frigid little body couldn’t even handle what I do. I think the truth is, Sarah, my music just scares you.
Amoura: The music doesn’t scare me, I’m a mother of five, I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive. Everything you do is just a rerun of Madonna, your fans are in a frenzy like a bunch of gay piranha
Maricul: I sound more intelligent than you when I fart. I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art. You don’t belong in politics, you belong in a hockey game. History will regret you like John McCain.
Arix: Help
you're making my ears bleed
you need a muzzle
why are you pissed off all the time
didn't your mum give you a cuddle?
you're the type of guy who could die
of a heart attack just in the shower
you need to chill out for a minute
and smoke weed for an hour
every time I watch your show
all you do is scream at me
and your face looks like a shit I took
high on LSD
I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend
I can see through all your tricks
I wonder how much George Bush paid
you to suck his dick.
The Keeper: YOU FUCKING LONG HAIR,
LIVING IN YOUR YELLOW SUBMARINE
WELL YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SUNK
BY THE RIGHT WING POLITICAL MACHINE
STOP YOUR PRESSES LENNON,
YOU CALL ME MR. BILL O'REILLY
WHEN IT COMES TO SQUASHING LIMEYS
I COME RECOMMENDED HIGHLY
YOU'RE WEAK, BETWEEN YOU AND ME
THERE' NO COMPARISON
I'LL BEAT YOU SO BAD YOU'LL WEEP GENTLY
LIKE GEORGE HARRISON
YOU'RE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BITCH,
WITH LESS TALENT THAN RINGO
AND I'D RATHER SUCK GEORGE BUSH'S DICK,
THAN YOKYO ONO'S
Arix: Well you can't buy me love,
but I'll kick your ass for free
I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer,
and give you a lobotomy
I'm tired of how you scheme to stir
the people up,
why don't you just take a vacation
and SHUT the FUCK UP?
The Keeper: BECAUSE I'M EVIL,
HEART BLACKER THAN DON CHEADLE,
TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR SHOES I USE
TO STOMP OUT A BEATLE.
DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP,
THAT'S HOW I SURVIVE, NOW HERE'S STING,
WHAT?
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
Michael Greenaway: I am Adolf Hitler Commander of the Third Reich.
Little known fact: Also dope on the mic
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape and helmet to cover up that burnt ass face
You have the force to move objects
I am a force truly evil even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel
Cause look at you
You’re not even a real person
I preferred you in Spaceballs the Rick Moranis version
Veran: You can’t rhyme against the dark side the dark side of the force
Why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I’m your father?
You’re a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick
You call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
You bitch!
Let me remind you who you’re messing with
Everything that you did
I’m the motherfucker who invented it
I’m the original Dark Lord
You’re like the sorcerer’s apprentice
My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it
Michael Greenaway: You stink Vader
Your style smells something sour
You need to wash up, dawg
Here, step in my shower.
I’ll turn all your friends against you
Just my speeches breed haters
What’s your light-saver VS a clan of all your white neighbors?
Veran: Suck my robot balls
Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off.
A little Carbonite bath for your goose stepping ass
We’ll call my homeboy in Israel
See who got the last laugh
Amoura: Oh, boy, look what we have here, a transvestite with a keyboard trying to be freak of the year. Your voice sounds like a rooster having sex with a frog they put a lot of lipstick on you but you still look like a dog. Put down that teacup honey go put on some pants and stop letting little monsters teach you how to dance and you may be Gaga but you ain’t a lady at all. I’ve seen those outfits you’ve been wearing that takes big balls.
Maricul: I think I’d rather elect a smurf than vote for you, governor of Alaska? That’s like the principal of a home school, you are the sum of everything I despise with the most dysfunctional family since the Jackson fucking five, just trust me, your fifteen minutes of fame came and went, go back to your igloo, spend some time with your kids before they’re pregnant. Your frigid little body couldn’t even handle what I do. I think the truth is, Sarah, my music just scares you.
Amoura: The music doesn’t scare me, I’m a mother of five, I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive. Everything you do is just a rerun of Madonna, your fans are in a frenzy like a bunch of gay piranha
Maricul: I sound more intelligent than you when I fart. I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art. You don’t belong in politics, you belong in a hockey game. History will regret you like John McCain.
FIN!
