ALL OF THE ABSURITIES! ((Open to all the crazies))

[Saasha]

((This rp is not to be taken as canon. This is a conglomeration of boredom, fun, and 'why the heck not's. Join in if you want but don't be a party pooper! This may become canon at one point if so desired. but for now... HAVE FUN!!))

In the center of Hallowton, in the dark of the night, a somehow undamaged fountain trickled and gurgled with soothing tones of soft rushings. Such a peaceful scene... The cool, clear water glowing under the light of a miraculously clear sky, the cool breezes that rushed through the wide square, the massive wolf that was rolling in said fountain... Wait...

Saasha was having the time of her life, the fountain more than big enough to accommodate the her large, furry body, she had found a source of stress relief for her inner puppy. Bouncing, prancing, and rolling in the water that came her elbows, she was soaked, panting and happy. The nearly seven foot tall wolf demon wanted so badly to yip and yelp at the water that poured over her head and back, attacking her precious air and cooling her sore muscles. However, she knew that if she woke the surrounding inhabitants of the town, she would never hear the end of it.

With a lithe leap, she bounded out of the fountain to train her eyes upon a stray squirrel that had stopped to watch her. Instantly, her front end lowered, her hindquarters raised, and her aquatic looking tail wagged happily as a black and pink tongue lulled out of her muzzle.

[Silver Eyes]

Oh and what a beautiful night it was. The moon was out, the stars were shining, and everyone was nestled up in their beds. Yes, the town was at peace, say for the large dog enjoying herself in the fountain. But besides that, it looked like it would be an uneventful evening. But wait, there was a light coming from just down the street. What was it? It was so...so beautiful...until...

"IMMAFIRIN'MALAZORBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The light engulfed the squirrel, and when it faded, it was now squirrel-a-la-crunchy. The source of the light was adjusting a large bow resting atop her head. "That's the last time I will ever, ever, EVER have ghost peppers!" She didn't realize she had fried a squirrel.

[Saasha]

The beam of light now only fried Saasha' intended plaything, but also a small bit of the poor wolf's tail. After a few moments of wondering why her backside was beginning to burn, the wolf sat back on her haunches and stared blankly at the newcomer. Until she smelled smoke. A husky, demonic voice rumbled from the wolf's lips as she jumped in suprise.

"ERMAGURD!!! FIIUURRRR!"

Now she was yelping as she leaped clear into the fountain again and began her mad successions of rolls to put out the flames. Not that it hurt, but it took forever for her to regrow her fur. Her poor fur was singed to hell and back...

"Sasa work loooong time on fur. Why yous burn it!?"

In a flash she was out of the fountain and shaking her soaked fur mercilessly upon her assailant.

Meanwhile, the crispy fried squirrel fell to the ground, turning to ashes before it hit the ground.

[Sherwood the Kinda-Great]

Oh, look, good fun is to be had!

A flash of white light appeared over the water, to which Q appeared balanced on a leaf in the water. His usual Starfleet uniform was replaced with monk robes, and he stood calmly on the water.

Ah, my friends, greetings. My chaos sense was tingling, and I just had to investigate. What is occurring here, praytell?

A snap of his fingers, and Q teleported between the pair, examining them both up and down.

Now look what you did, the poor creature was minding its own business and living its life before you killed it.

With another snap, the squirrel's ashes reverted to their previous, un-char-broiled state. The squirrel chattered in fear and scampered off.

((100th post! Yay~))

[Silver Eyes]

"ERMAGERDDEMONWOLF!"

Sasha ran around while flailing her small arms. It was a large wolf! A giant, demon wolf! It was gonna eat her! Or worse, marinate her in some demonic aura first and THEN eat her! Oh, what a world! What a world! She didn't want to die like this!

"THE GHOST PEPPERS MADE ME DO IT! THEY MADE ME DO IT!"

Then, she got all wet. Now it was in this order: smell like wet demon dog, get saturated in demon aura, get fried by a lazor, and then get eaten. NO! NO EATING! Sasha bolted towards the fountain! It must be her sanctuary!

She dove into the water, only to hit her head against the stone. Ouch.

[Saasha]

With a bark of pure glee, her once perfectly preened but now scorched tail was forgotten and she leaped into the fountain after the woman. If not to try to show her friendliness, then to at least have a potential play mate. But with her sheer size and the fact that she landed on all fours, a huge wave of water was sloshed from the pool and was now headed right for Q.

Meanwhile, Saasha's marbled tongue was grazing over the spot Sasha had hit herself, hearing the word 'ouch' from the narrator immediately concerned her.

[Silver Eyes]

"CHAOS?! WHERE?!" Sasha's head bolted up from the water only to be slobbered on by that giant demon dog. The shapeshifter cringed, twitched, and fell back into the water to get the drool off her. "I HAVE DOG GERMS! GET SOME HOT WATER! GET SOME DISINFECTANT! GET SOME IODINE!" Sasha ran from the fountain, a large bump now forming atop her head, and she hid behind Q. "Dog germs, dog germs, dog germs. Doggie germs!"

[Sherwood the Kinda-Great]

Q, now soaked and dripping wet, frowned disapprovingly at the dog. A snap of the fingers dried him off and replaced his robes with his standard Starfleet Uniform he so loved. His head swiveled to look down at Sasha, a dissatisfied look in his face.
I'm sure all the water you could need was just tossed into the air not a moment ago. Your doggy friend over there did a good job in getting it all over the place. Now stop your whining about "dog germs" and regain at least some concept of composure. Yes, chaos is here. I have been referred to as the God of Chaos in some realities I've been in. Why, what interest is it of yours, hm? You've already found yourself a large amount of chaos as it is. Quite amusing chaos, too, if without flair.

[cabageman]

"Cabbages! Cabbages for sale!" spoke loudly an elderly man pushing a cart full of cabbages.

[Saasha]

Ears perk up. Legs go taught. And tail goes straight. Cabbages? CABBAGES!! That was all it took for the massive canine barreled for the cart, skidding to a stop in a cloud of dust as she bowed her head to the floor and gave her best... well.... puppy dog face.



"Iz has Cabbage pwees?" Again, that husky, demonic, animalistic tone not matching the words at all.

[Silver Eyes]

"Sorry Mr. God of Chaos. I won't scream about dog germs. Or other germs. Or abou--CABBAGES?!" Sasha didn't even care about being polite. Instead of just taking one, she plowed right into the cart and spilled the cabbages everywhere, forcing the poor Cabbage Man to again repeat his horrible cycle of bad luck. "NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"

[cabageman]

As the cabbage cart was destroyed, he fell to his knees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!!" He then promptly faints.

[Sherwood the Kinda-Great]

Q teleported next to the destroyed cart and the weeping man, eyes watching the shapeshifter consume the cabbages most voraciously. He crouched and picked up a cabbage, tossing it between his hands.

Hm... it seems misfortune has befallen you and your cargo of cabbages. How strange, though, this existing in this realm. How did they get here? And how are you going to recover your crops, since I doubt you've brought seeds along for replanting here.

A snap of the fingers turned the cabbage in Q's hands into a heavy jar, which he plopped down into the man's lap.

You'll probably need that jar of seeds. I have a feeling you're going to lose a lot of cabbages in your life.