DoA Original Epic Rap Battle of History

[Ayen]

EPIC... RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!

VERAN!



VERSUS

LEGION!



BEGIN!

Legion
The gate is prepared
A new Arashi's coming through
Ain't nothing's gonna save you
From the death long overdue
For we are Legion!
We are many, coming at you from every side
Now allow us to take away the darkness
And bring light to your abyssal eyes
A wanderer will pass through this land
Trailing chaos in their wake
Newsflash, that's us
Don't struggle and meet your fate.

Veran
What It is cannot be defined
By your puny little mind
Spreading disease and famine
Since the beginning of time
Not even the works of H. P Lovecraft
Was enough to rid of me
And there's simply no denying
THE ARASHI PROPHECY!
Let's get one thing straight
Everything you've done I did it first
You're an Arashi without a face
To the rest just a disgrace
Allow me to take this mask off
And show you the definition of Mind Rape.

Legion
Please we do not wish to rush your mastery over the art
We know you like to take your time
Per se the past ten months?
We are the masters of reality
Come to bring you your fatality
There's a question of your masculinity
But it won't matter when it's your skeleton dancing to boost morality.

Veran
We are the faces of God!
You're simply another fraud!
The last blasphemy of mankind as it says in your own application
Our time here is at an end but allow me to bring in a substitute
This is our sister Eos she's delighted to finally meet you.

[Veran]

Oh dear god...

[Legion]

We are amused.

Can you see our amusement?

[Ayen]

Oct 16, 2012 16:43:04 GMT -6 Legion said:

We are amused.

Can you see our amusement?

No but I saw my entire life flash before my eyes.

[DC Comics]

Veran won the rap.

But Legion won the internet.

[Garrus Vakarian]

Legion. Better comebacks. It's like Veran threw everything he had at her on the first verse and left nothing prepared for the second.

[Tajna Rasha]

I feel that way a lot too, except that Veran's first verse really wipes the floor with Legion while she owns him in the second. For consistency I think I'll hand it over to Legion - but that first come-back is just way too good to go unmentioned ;D

[Miracle]

Here I thought Eos was going to sweep in all like, "By the power invested in me by the hand of the Creator. Come a force more powerful than Arnold Schwarzenegger!" but that was still enjoyable.

[Kragen]

Anyone ever get scarred at the mental image of these two rapping?

That was indeed epic though.

[Alex]

Oct 16, 2012 15:29:49 GMT -6 Ayen said:

Legion
Please we do not wish to rush your mastery over the art
We know you like to take your time
Per se the past ten months?
We are the masters of reality
Come to bring you your fatality
There's a question of your masculinity
But it won't matter when it's your skeleton dancing to boost morality.

Veran
The last person who decided to talk smack about me
Got hung up by their own bullet for all the world to see
I rape my victims in both mind and body
You give gay hair stylist tips to Vulture pussies
When it comes to you and me you aren't even in my league
Come back and try again when you force the admins to hit delete.

Fixed.

[Sparda]

Oct 17, 2012 9:57:43 GMT -6 Alex said:

Oct 16, 2012 15:29:49 GMT -6 Ayen said:

Legion
Please we do not wish to rush your mastery over the art
We know you like to take your time
Per se the past ten months?
We are the masters of reality
Come to bring you your fatality
There's a question of your masculinity
But it won't matter when it's your skeleton dancing to boost morality.

Veran
The last person who decided to talk smack about me
Got hung up by their own bullet for all the world to see
I rape my victims in both mind and body
You give gay hair stylist tips to Vulture pussies
When it comes to you and me you aren't even in my league
Come back and try again when you force the admins to hit delete.

Fixed.

Doin' a Micky Worthless over here.

[Red Queen]

Oct 16, 2012 17:51:47 GMT -6 Tajna Rasha said:

I feel that way a lot too, except that Veran's first verse really wipes the floor with Legion while she owns him in the second. For consistency I think I'll hand it over to Legion - but that first come-back is just way too good to go unmentioned ;D

Best lyrics Tori ever wrote.