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Post by Ayen on Feb 22, 2012 15:05:07 GMT -6
#1: Let have an AdventureShinta: *reading quietly to himself* Nex: Hey, Shinta! Shinta! Shinta! Shinta: ... Nex: Shinta! Shinta! Shinta! Shinta! Shinta: What!? Nex: Let's go on an adventure! Shinta: No. Nex: Come on! It'll be fun. We can pick up... Shinta: I'm gay. Nex: Nuts! Shinta: ... Nex: Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head. Shinta: .... Nex: And bigger too. Shinta: All right we're go on an adventure!  Nex: YEAH! We're going on an adventure! Just you and me, and me and you. We're going on an adventure! Just you and me, and me and you. Shinta: Don't do that. Nex: Okay 
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Post by Ayen on Feb 26, 2012 21:38:15 GMT -6
#2: Lost in the Desert
Nex: Titanic Tip and Daring Dash
Adventurers slash explorers
Titanic Tip and Daring Dash
Adventurers slash explorers
Shinta: NEX! Will you please stop singing that god-forsaken song from that god-forsaken sequel!
Nex: Okay, I'm sorry. I just can't get it out of my head, you know?
Shinta: We have been wandering in this desert for four hours straight!
Nex: Come on, Shinta. Where's your sense of adventure?
Shinta: I must have left it in my other pants. You know... the one that ISN'T buried in sand!
Nex: You just need a--- OH MY ALLAH! Look, Shinta!
Nex points towards a beautiful woman in pink, with bandages covering her eyes
Nex: Isn't it the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
Shinta: You're really not getting the whole 'gay' thing, are you?
Nex: *runs up to the woman and gives her flowers* Hello! I'm Nex. Will you do me the honor of gracing my ears with thy name?
Shinta: Oh, god, I'm going to hurl.
Fukari: Fukari.
Nex: Oh, Fukari. My sweet Fukari. Am I not humbled when I see your face? Shall I not compare thee to a summer's day?
Shinta: *walk up behind Nex and pushes him down into the sand* Hi, I'm Shinta. We're here because my friend is an idiot. Do you have any idea how we can get to Jherrazad from here?
Fukari: It's just over this horizon but I wouldn't recommend going there.
Shinta: Why not?
Fukari: *begins her march for Jherrazad* Because I'm going to blow that son of a bitch up like the Fourth of July.
Nex: Will thee not say farewell with a kiss?
A grenade was tossed in Nex's face, causing Shinta to scream and jump away into the sand away from the explosion that went off covering Nex in smoke like one of them Saturday morning cartoon shows
Nex: S-she used me. I was just eye candy for her amusement!
Shinta: Um, Nex. She was blind.
Nex: *cries*
Shinta: This is going to be a long ass day...
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