Do You See this?

[Silver Eyes]

Do you see this?
Do you know what it is?

This is the Ghost of Legion. Or Tajna Rasha.

His mission is to fuck with your head
and to make you go insane from his control over time.

He does not help the homeless.
He does not walk old ladies across the street.
He does not give out balloons to little children.

He's motherfucking Tajna.

You cannot battle Tajna. He knows what you will do,
when, how, why and to what extent. He's already read this.
And if you attack him he'll just fill the room with a bunch of your corpses
and make you go WTF WTF WTF.

WHEN YOU SEE TAJNA YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO?

You stand the fuck still.
You chill the fuck out and
hope he doesn't fill a room with your
corpses.

You stand right the fuck there
and when he's gone you just
run right the fuck on home.

He's probably already there.

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[Silver Eyes]

Do you see this?
Do you know what the fuck it is?

It's a Validus.

His mission is to spread pestilence, turn shit to ash
And frustrate you by being such an emo looking bitch.

He does not go frolicking in the fields.
He does not go picking daisies and putting them in his hair.
He does not smile and tap dance to music.

He's a mother fucking Validus.

You cannot fight Validus. He can change his body into anything he
wants from a hot surfer body to a lanky, pale, emo, gothic bitch that doesn't
go to nightclubs because it's so mainstream.

When you see a Validus you know what the fuck you do?

You run the fuck away.
You don't look the fuck back and
pray he doesn't go after you and fuck
your shit up.

You just run right the fuck on home and
pray he didn't turn it to ash like he
did your family.

[Silver Eyes]

Do you see this?
Do you know what it is?

It's the motherfucking Seductress.

Her goal in life is to fuck everyone and this includes anyone caught in love triangles, love octagons or any other fucked up shape that she can fuck the hell up because she's never fucking satisfied with just one.

She does not do dinner first—she has sex first.
She does not take your to a movie—she has sex first.
She does not do anything else nice to you and doesn't make you use condoms because she wants sex first.

She's motherfucking Maricul.

You cannot resist Maricul. Unless you have no sex drive whatsoever you cannot resist Maricul because somehow she'll get you out of those clothes and find a way to get you into the mood. She'll also fuck your shit up because now she's a fucking god. Fuck. You think you'd be okay with just the want to fuck you alone.

When you see a Maricul you know what you do?

You get the fuck away.
You chill the fuck out.
You avoid the viagra or other meds
that get you in the mood and pray to
god she doesn't choose to fuck you.

And if she wants to fuck you
and you resist she'll fuck
your shit up because she's a fucking god.
Fuck. I don't think you can run home now.

[Clash]

[Silver Eyes]

Do you see this?
Do you know what it is?

It's a goddamn shark.

His mission in life is to make you suck his dick and to annoy the piss out of you by constantly repeating "I'm a shaaaaaaaark." Oh, and he has the Jaws Theme going through his head all the fucking time. You think that's bad? He also peeks under skirts and goes around being a real pervert.

He does not swim around in the ocean.
He does not eat seals or other sea life.
He does not eat divers.

He's a goddamn shark.

You cannot fight the Shark. He'll annoy you to death with his tendency to hum the Jaws Theme or shout obscenities. If you are a woman and wearing a dress prepare to have your panties viewed by his headlights for eyes! No panties are safe.

When you see the goddamn shark you know what you fucking do?

You look the fuck out.
You make the fuck sure he doesn't
go tripping your shit up because he fucking
bumps you when you least fucking expect it.

You chill the fuck out.
You don't throw chum on the
goddamn fucking floor and you
run the fuck home.

Don't wear a dress, ladies.