Post by Ayen on Aug 29, 2012 5:40:54 GMT -6
Sincara: If man was meant to fly he'd have wings. If he was meant to be in space he wouldn't need air to breathe. If he was meant to tear the fabric of space and time he would have the power to do so. You do not belong!
Tori: Boo.
Tori: The way he talked you'd think he was a master of jujitsu...
Superwoman: I know right? They're always that way until I punch them. It's like there's an unwritten rule that says all thugs must be stupid and loud.
Deadpool: Hey guys! I'm in text form.
Deadpool: Where is everyone? Why is everything so vague?
Deadpool: Don't do it, random NPC! You have so much to live for!
Deadpool: GODMODDER! You're supposed to give me the chance to dodge it. But I'll forgive you if you give me a kiss.
Wrex: You ain't seeing the leader unless he wants to be seen.
Richard: BURN IN UN-RIGHTEOUS FIRE!
Bruno Mannheim: Kill me and another will take my place. Kill us all and another group will rise to their master's call. It's only a matter of time before your blasphemeth tongues confess Darkseid as Lord.
Sincara: So that's what it all boils down to, huh? You're just a bunch of religious zealots killing in the name of your god! A god too stupid to live.
Richard: (With a hole in his chest) I've been meaning to go on a diet.
Darkseid: Kara Zor-El of Krypton. At last we finally meet.
Sincara: Maybe while you're away you'll grow yourself a new brain.
Superwoman: (At Darkseid) Your killing my friend led to my return. That was a mistake.
Sincara: I respect what you do, Superwoman. But do not assume that your authority extends to me.
Superwoman: Tori, I want you.
Tori: Wh-what!?
Superwoman: I've always wanted you I just never had the courage to say it.
Tori: This is hardly the place or the time!
Superwoman: I want you inside me!
Deadpool: (Standing in front of two characters who weren't moving) So this is what happens when players go inactive, eh?
Deadpool: Hi, sexy ghost babe! What's up?
Wrex: Bruno just made a big mistake. When I get out of here I'm going to kill him.
Sincara: He's already dead, you big headed buffoon!
Deadpool: Hey! Wait for me! Oh no fair you guys can fly.
Deadpool: This is just like Ghost!
Tori: When Superwoman comes back I need you to brag about all the crimes you've committed.
Deadpool: Now why would I want to do that when I'm perfectly content watching you and her play cat and mouse with each other?
Sincara: Do I have to blast your alien ass through this thing!?
Deadpool: I'm really good at killing people. I mean REALLY good! Innocent, guilty, doesn't matter if the price is right. I mean I killed a lot of people who deserved it but I'm sure I killed plenty of innocent people along the way. Got an annoying friend? Teacher? Some school bullies who won't leave you alone? Call 1-800DEADPOOL. Now all of your problems can be solved by a single bullet as Deadpool, that's me, will come over and kill the person of your choice for only 399.99! But call now and we'll shave two hundred off the price. That's right for only 199.99 you can have the person of your choice horribly executed. Just grab your parents credit card and call 1-800DEADPOOL! Deadpool is not responsible if you get caught, tried and imprisoned for hiring a professional assassin.
Deadpool: And Deadpool saves the day again! Remember kids, it's not a crime if you don't get caught. Or tried. Or found guilty by a jury of your peers. Goodnight everybody!
Deadpool: So how many NPCs did we kill this time?
Wrex: Why not? I'm already letting a child come along. It'd be nice to have another person who knows how to use a gun.
Sincara: We're the same age she and I. So if you're going to call her a child you may want to look back on the events that has transpired in the last several minutes.
Deadpool: Yeah Wrex and I go way back. Isn't that right, old buddy, old pal? Remember that time we killed... the Harbor Twins on Das Five? Now that was something.
Utena: I'd watch who I'm calling a child if I were you.
Sincara: I don't like bugs.
Deadpool: You know, you keep that up you wouldn't make a bad merc yourself some day. Just remember to say your prayers and eat your vitamins.
Deadpool: I miss my yellow subtitles.
Deadpool: Have you guys ever gotten that feeling where you think what you're doing is important but it actually feels like you're just a filler until the person who can actually do something does?
Deadpool: Tell the yellow subtitles... I love them!
Superwoman: Haven't you learned from our last encounter that you can't hurt me?
Deadpool: Me? Learn? As in a lesson that is educational? Never!
Deadpool: Earthquake! You know, after you spend some time in California they just don't shake like they used to.
Deadpool: Wait, come back! We're not through killing you yet!
Utena: You look like me. Why do you look like me!?
Superwoman: Tori, get that gun away from her!
Tori: (Is incorporeal) With what!?
Sincara: What is your story, spirit? Unable to move on? Too afraid to? Is something keeping you here? Or perhaps someone?
Tori: None of the above. I'm here because I have no intention on dying young.
Sincara: You're doing a banged up job of that.
Tori: I don't believe in God. Then again... There was a time where I didn't believe in ghosts either.
Tori: You going somewhere?
Sincara: Darkseid isn't going to kill himself.
Utena: What's it like on the other side?
Tori: Cold.
Tori: Boo.
Tori: The way he talked you'd think he was a master of jujitsu...
Superwoman: I know right? They're always that way until I punch them. It's like there's an unwritten rule that says all thugs must be stupid and loud.
Deadpool: Hey guys! I'm in text form.
Deadpool: Where is everyone? Why is everything so vague?
Deadpool: Don't do it, random NPC! You have so much to live for!
Deadpool: GODMODDER! You're supposed to give me the chance to dodge it. But I'll forgive you if you give me a kiss.
Wrex: You ain't seeing the leader unless he wants to be seen.
Richard: BURN IN UN-RIGHTEOUS FIRE!
Bruno Mannheim: Kill me and another will take my place. Kill us all and another group will rise to their master's call. It's only a matter of time before your blasphemeth tongues confess Darkseid as Lord.
Sincara: So that's what it all boils down to, huh? You're just a bunch of religious zealots killing in the name of your god! A god too stupid to live.
Richard: (With a hole in his chest) I've been meaning to go on a diet.
Darkseid: Kara Zor-El of Krypton. At last we finally meet.
Sincara: Maybe while you're away you'll grow yourself a new brain.
Superwoman: (At Darkseid) Your killing my friend led to my return. That was a mistake.
Sincara: I respect what you do, Superwoman. But do not assume that your authority extends to me.
Superwoman: Tori, I want you.
Tori: Wh-what!?
Superwoman: I've always wanted you I just never had the courage to say it.
Tori: This is hardly the place or the time!
Superwoman: I want you inside me!
Deadpool: (Standing in front of two characters who weren't moving) So this is what happens when players go inactive, eh?
Deadpool: Hi, sexy ghost babe! What's up?
Wrex: Bruno just made a big mistake. When I get out of here I'm going to kill him.
Sincara: He's already dead, you big headed buffoon!
Deadpool: Hey! Wait for me! Oh no fair you guys can fly.
Deadpool: This is just like Ghost!
Tori: When Superwoman comes back I need you to brag about all the crimes you've committed.
Deadpool: Now why would I want to do that when I'm perfectly content watching you and her play cat and mouse with each other?
Sincara: Do I have to blast your alien ass through this thing!?
Deadpool: I'm really good at killing people. I mean REALLY good! Innocent, guilty, doesn't matter if the price is right. I mean I killed a lot of people who deserved it but I'm sure I killed plenty of innocent people along the way. Got an annoying friend? Teacher? Some school bullies who won't leave you alone? Call 1-800DEADPOOL. Now all of your problems can be solved by a single bullet as Deadpool, that's me, will come over and kill the person of your choice for only 399.99! But call now and we'll shave two hundred off the price. That's right for only 199.99 you can have the person of your choice horribly executed. Just grab your parents credit card and call 1-800DEADPOOL! Deadpool is not responsible if you get caught, tried and imprisoned for hiring a professional assassin.
Deadpool: And Deadpool saves the day again! Remember kids, it's not a crime if you don't get caught. Or tried. Or found guilty by a jury of your peers. Goodnight everybody!
Deadpool: So how many NPCs did we kill this time?
Wrex: Why not? I'm already letting a child come along. It'd be nice to have another person who knows how to use a gun.
Sincara: We're the same age she and I. So if you're going to call her a child you may want to look back on the events that has transpired in the last several minutes.
Deadpool: Yeah Wrex and I go way back. Isn't that right, old buddy, old pal? Remember that time we killed... the Harbor Twins on Das Five? Now that was something.
Utena: I'd watch who I'm calling a child if I were you.
Sincara: I don't like bugs.
Deadpool: You know, you keep that up you wouldn't make a bad merc yourself some day. Just remember to say your prayers and eat your vitamins.
Deadpool: I miss my yellow subtitles.
Deadpool: Have you guys ever gotten that feeling where you think what you're doing is important but it actually feels like you're just a filler until the person who can actually do something does?
Deadpool: Tell the yellow subtitles... I love them!
Superwoman: Haven't you learned from our last encounter that you can't hurt me?
Deadpool: Me? Learn? As in a lesson that is educational? Never!
Deadpool: Earthquake! You know, after you spend some time in California they just don't shake like they used to.
Deadpool: Wait, come back! We're not through killing you yet!
Utena: You look like me. Why do you look like me!?
Superwoman: Tori, get that gun away from her!
Tori: (Is incorporeal) With what!?
Sincara: What is your story, spirit? Unable to move on? Too afraid to? Is something keeping you here? Or perhaps someone?
Tori: None of the above. I'm here because I have no intention on dying young.
Sincara: You're doing a banged up job of that.
Tori: I don't believe in God. Then again... There was a time where I didn't believe in ghosts either.
Tori: You going somewhere?
Sincara: Darkseid isn't going to kill himself.
Utena: What's it like on the other side?
Tori: Cold.