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Post by Chloe/Kat on Apr 5, 2012 17:01:32 GMT -6
It's time for some good old fashioned randomness. Post anything. ANYTHING! Ranka, "Hi, Amoura. Want to play rape?" Amoura, "No. Not really." Ranka, "That's the spirit." Amoura,  |
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Post by Silver Eyes on Apr 5, 2012 17:09:47 GMT -6
Argus: Let's play a game. It's called "Firetruck". I'll slide my hand up your leg and you shout "Red light" for me to stop. *starts moving hand up* Chloe:  Argus: ...*keeps going* Chloe: Argus: Goddamit, woman. |
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Post by Gabrielle on Apr 5, 2012 17:21:46 GMT -6
Zora: *hits a person*
Gabrielle: Zora, no. Use your words.
Zora: *cast a spell on the person*
Gabrielle: I didn't mean an incantation...
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Alex
Time Lord
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Post by Alex on Apr 5, 2012 17:31:38 GMT -6
Amoura, "La! La! La! La! Where is everybody?"
Sazan, "Having sex with your brother!"
Amoura, "Ew, ew! I don't need to know that!"
Chloe, "Having sex with your male self!"
Amoura, "Dammit, Chloe! What did I just get through telling Sazan?"
Zira, "Having sex with your sworn enemy!"
Amoura, "Which one?"
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Post by Sherwood the Kinda-Great on Apr 5, 2012 18:38:13 GMT -6
Wedge: I really think I could make this world a lot better, give everyone the freedom and rights they deserve. So everyone can be happy.
HK-47: Statement: To do that, meatbag, you would have to eradicate every other meatbag, so as to stop the deviation of the mind, and subsequent conflicts that originate from that. This way, everyone gets your 'freedom' in death, and everyone (being me) can be happy.
Wedge: ....you really kill my dreams, you know that?
HK-47: Statement: I'd rather kill you, but I'll take what I can get.
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Post by Zabuza Midareta on Apr 5, 2012 19:53:52 GMT -6
Drake: Hey William guess what?! William:  Drake: I lit your ass on fire! William: *examines ass* HOLY S**T!!! Drake: *Starts laughing* (No one saw William after that day) |
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Veran
Arashi
The First Aspect
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Post by Veran on Apr 5, 2012 22:16:40 GMT -6
On Maricul and Zira... the cast of DOA.
Amoura: My sister? Really Maricul?!
Tajna: We have already witnessed this over and over.
Turian Councilor: Ha yes, ''Lesbianism'' - the supposed act which two women to enter a relationship with each other; we have dismissed that claim.
Veran: ಠ_ಠ
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Post by Ayen on Apr 5, 2012 22:19:20 GMT -6
Turian Councilor: Ha yes, ''Lesbianism'' - the supposed act which two women to enter a relationship with each other; we have dismissed that claim. So it was you! |
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Post by Ayen on Apr 5, 2012 22:23:26 GMT -6
Me: Hey, Fukari! Knock, knock.
Fukari: Who's there?
Me: WT-
Fukari WT- who?
Me: WT- BOOM!!!!
*Fukari's lungs explode*
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shireling
Hobbit
There's nothin' for it. It's win or die around these parts.
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Post by shireling on Apr 7, 2012 22:50:58 GMT -6
Me: yo, Sam, guess what?
Sam: What?
Me: According to today's modern society, you would be considered "vertically challenged."
Sam: *Draws sword.* If I weren't a fictional character, you would be so fucking dead.
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Post by Sherwood the Kinda-Great on Apr 8, 2012 15:30:23 GMT -6
Turian Councilor: Ha yes, ''Lesbianism'' - the supposed act which two women to enter a relationship with each other; we have dismissed that claim. So it was you! Actually, it was Insanity Rennaisance who was the Councilor. I sat by her as she did it, laughing with her. In Chat, of course. |
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Tajna Rasha
Wraith
Founder of the DOA Wiki
The Ghost of Legion
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Post by Tajna Rasha on Apr 11, 2012 15:49:42 GMT -6
The Turian councilor will dismiss everything in existence.
Maybe he's the End?
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Post by Sparda on Apr 11, 2012 16:40:08 GMT -6
Having gotten my hands on Mass Effect 2 yesterday, I now get the turian councillor joke. Unfortunately, I got Wrex killed in the prequel.  |
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Post by Chloe/Kat on Apr 11, 2012 17:08:59 GMT -6
Argus: Let's play a game. It's called "Firetruck". I'll slide my hand up your leg and you shout "Red light" for me to stop. *starts moving hand up* Chloe: Argus: ...*keeps going* Chloe: Argus: Goddamit, woman. Firetrucks don't stop for red lights! Ranka, "I need to tell you..." Amoura, "Me first, I had sex with Demetrius." Ranka, "You too?" Amoura, |
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Post by Sparda on Apr 11, 2012 17:14:19 GMT -6
Argus: Let's play a game. It's called "Firetruck". I'll slide my hand up your leg and you shout "Red light" for me to stop. *starts moving hand up* Chloe: Argus: ...*keeps going* Chloe: Argus: Goddamit, woman. Firetrucks don't stop for red lights! Ranka, "I need to tell you..." Amoura, "Me first, I had sex with Demetrius." Ranka, "You too?" Amoura,  |
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